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Date : 09/10/2013 Duedate: 09/23/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 56
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 293 192 2 60.4 SAND DANCERS 77/72
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 78/43
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 121 111 3 52.2 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 51/253
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
3 VIKINGS 10/355 82 90 1 47.7 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
SENTINELS 7/354 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
4 MID EARTH 29/316 73 86 0 45.9 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1645 2160 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFORMERS 64/252 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
STORM RIDERS 1/45 6 END 13/298 99 147 1 40.2
THE FAMILY 43/248 SHEPHERDS 18/359
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 65/78 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 74/36 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 75/37 7-AESIR 3/398 0 2 0 0.0
SAND DANCERS 76/38
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, they say the heat wave is breaking tomorrow. That's what they always say.
Tomorrow never comes. But fight day came, and I've got a report.
Significant point movements, Ruth up 28, Jello Knuckles down 22, same fight.
Most avoided, nobody. No avoids were posted. But if they HAD been, the clerks
in the office are betting that Dragonbane Guild would have been avoiding Darque Ages.
Make of that what you will.
Most challenged, Evangelion.
Fifteen fights, three challenges, four standbys.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (23-19-0,88) of SENTINELS fought COPERNICUS (81-163) (26-14-
2,49) of DARQUE AGES. OZAWINDIB defeated COPERNICUS in an action packed 4 minute
struggle. Ozzy refused to revolve around Copernicus. So would I. Nothing against
Copernicus, but some fixed pattern of movement just sounds boring.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (24-20-0,48) of DARQUE AGES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOAN OF ARC defeated R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute duel.
Why are we importing Rats?
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (26-34-4,30) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. HUGH CAPET savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER
in a 2 minute bloody conflict. You know, I thought that war was over.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (35-50-1,137) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (41-57-0,118) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was subdued
by PINCH BLISTER in a 3 minute brawl. And Virginia, or possibly Santa, has blisters!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (48-38-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RUTH (18-10121)
(34-25-0,134) of SHEPHERDS. JELLO KNUCKLES was outwaited by RUTH in a unpopular 16
minute brutal conflict. Was the wait worth it? I don't know, it did give me time to
eat three hotdogs and drink a beer.
JOSH (18-9109) (38-37-0,203) of SHEPHERDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (43-31-
2,202) of DARQUE AGES. JOSH overpowered FAN ZHEN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight. That'll teach you to steal sheep, Fan Zhen!
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (63-51-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (38-36-1,204) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by AZAGHAL
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. A new role: Azaghal as a speed bump.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (37-34-1,210) of SENTINELS fought THE BRIDE (45-4180) (54-28-
2,201) of DARQUE FORCES. OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE BRIDE in an action packed 1
minute one-sided duel. Obrojobo said he just wanted to be friends, no commitment.
That always sets of the Bride.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (42-33-1,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by
TELGOR in a 1 minute uneven melee. Punctuation takes a knockout punch.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (71-41-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of Fine Imported Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY devastated VERMICIOUS
KNID in a 3 minute mismatched match. I hope so! That Knid is disgusting.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (89-46-4,338) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (81-134-2,192) of FOUND IN THE SAND. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated SHINY
PENNY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl. I guess that wasn't copper polish after
all.
The challenges:
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (26-16-0,166) of SENTINELS challenged THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-
5185) (29-33-0,170) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. Up 4. ANZAHANZEK vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Quite the iconoclast.
CAJETAN (7-6036) (25-26-1,155) of SENTINELS challenged POCKET NEWS (19-5364)
(21-16-0,157) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. Up 2. CAJETAN was savagely defeated by
POCKET NEWS in an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. So much (today) for Cajetan's
efforts to regain a winning record.
GAD (18-9239) (46-50-1,209) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (44-39-
1,195) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Down 14. GAD was viciously subdued by EVANGELION in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight. I understand this fight was carefully
staged, and I will admit that the painted backdrops were a positive addition. But
the soundtrack was not ideal. You might want to tinker with that.
For the title:
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (80-37-4,315) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEINRIK (81-1257)
(51-47-1,239) of CLAN LONGBEARD. FROO-FROO overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-
sided Title fight. No change. Congratulations to Froo-Froo.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 81 37 4 327 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 90 46 4 347 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 39 37 220 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 39 36 1 217 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 55 28 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 72 41 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
EVANGELION 59-2340 45 39 1 206 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
HEINRIK 81-1257 51 48 1 201 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 37 35 1 198 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GAD 18-9239 46 51 1 197 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 135 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 43 32 2 191 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 42 34 1 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LHISSON 29-5456 49 49 184 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 63 52 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 27 16 178 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 22 16 164 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
RUTH 18-10121 35 25 162 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 34 161 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
CAJETAN 7-6036 25 27 1 154 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 48 39 153 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 42 57 134 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 51 1 123 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-LADY GODIVA 81-1782 28 20 104 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 24 19 92 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COPERNICUS 81-163 26 15 2 56 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 27 34 4 36 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Evangelion -- A pleasure as always. -- Gad
The Hyphen Dash -- You have been replaced by The Underscore. -- Shiny Penny
Azaghal -- Idolbane, apparently, as well. -- The Upright Man
Ahzahanzek -- Last I heard, your style was last relevant like two decades ago. --
Josh
He's into retro.
Pocket News -- I've read enough of your trash. -- Virginia
Pinch Blister -- Nice fight! -- Ruth
Larkin -- The battles between Gad and Evangelion are planned events. The fights, for
the most part, have been epic. Gad has been getting the upper-hand here lately
though, but even losing does not take away the excitement of our battles. -- Master
Darque
I shall watch them closely.
Virginia, No Santa Proven Wrong! Santa Exists! Full story on page 3. -- Pocket News
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD was viciously subdued by EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
CAJETAN was savagely defeated by POCKET NEWS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
ANZAHANZEK vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FROO-FROO overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute mismatched match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by TELGOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by AZAGHAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOSH overpowered FAN ZHEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was outwaited by RUTH in a unpopular 16 minute brutal conflict.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was subdued by PINCH BLISTER in a 3 minute brawl.
HUGH CAPET savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
JOAN OF ARC defeated R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute duel.
OZAWINDIB defeated COPERNICUS in a action packed 4 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 20 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 22 - 0 27 |
Turn 56 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 81 37 4 327 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 90 46 4 347 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 39 37 0 220 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 39 36 1 217 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 55 28 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 72 41 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 45 39 1 206 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 135 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 27 16 0 178 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 48 39 0 153 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was EVANGELION 59-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were GAD 18-9239,
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE BRIDE 45-4180, OZAWINDIB 7-6212,
AZAGHAL 81-1223, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, HUGH CAPET 81-690, JOSH 18-9109, and JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 18-10121. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, FAN ZHEN 81-1288,
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, HEINRIK 81-1257, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116,
FROO-FROO 18-9589, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and COPERNICUS 81-163.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 37 35 1 198 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 34 0 161 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
FROO-FROO 18-9589 81 37 4 327 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 22 16 0 164 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 135 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 90 46 4 347 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 55 28 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 45 39 1 206 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 51 1 123 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
AZAGHAL 81-1223 39 36 1 217 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE