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Date : 09/24/2013 Duedate: 10/07/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 57
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 298 194 2 60.6 SAND DANCERS 76/38
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 77/72
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 124 114 4 52.1 SAND DANCERS 78/43
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SAND DANCERS 51/253
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
3 VIKINGS 10/355 84 94 1 47.2 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
4 MID EARTH 29/316 74 86 0 46.2 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1645 2161 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFORMERS 64/252 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
STORM RIDERS 1/45 6 END 13/298 102 150 1 40.5
THE FAMILY 43/248 SHEPHERDS 18/359
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 65/78 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 74/36 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 75/37
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, Zontani was full of bits and pieces today. If six people die in duels
this week, the city will perish. Make that "EXACTLY six." As opposed to five and a
half, maybe?
Significant point movements: Hugh Capet up 44, Ozawindib down 38. Same fight.
Most avoided, nobody. But if anyone HAD been avoided, it would have been Color
Me Suave by Sentinels. Or so the clerks in the office claim. They make up stuff
like this when there aren't any facts.
Most challenged, The Upright Man. Good posture can be challenging, or need
challenging, or something. Makes a lot of us embarrassed.
Fifteen fights, two challenges, three standbys. One fight was action-packed,
and none were exciting.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (26-15-2,56) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. COPERNICUS viciously butchered RIRORNI SOLDIER
in a 2 minute bloody brawl. Gotta watch out for that, Copernicus. Rirorni Soldiers
don't grow on trees, you know.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (25-20-0,54) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOAN OF ARC overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in an
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. Well, at least this one survived.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (24-19-0,92) of SENTINELS fought HUGH CAPET (81-690) (27-34-
4,36) of DARQUE AGES. OZAWINDIB was handily defeated by HUGH CAPET in a 3 minute
one-sided conflict. Huh, no wonder this resulted in big point movements!
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (27-16-0,178) of SENTINELS fought RUTH (18-10121) (35-25-
0,162) of SHEPHERDS. ANZAHANZEK devastated RUTH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory
one-sided battle. Why was the crowd pleased? A little more devastation, and we
might have been Ruth-less!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (48-39-0,153) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was demolished by TELGOR in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Adding the marshmallows to those knuckles
was probably a mistake.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (22-16-0,164) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought PINCH BLISTER
(18-9859) (42-57-0,134) of CENTER FOR OLDS. POCKET NEWS was luckily beaten by PINCH
BLISTER in a popular 4 minute gory melee. And what, we wonder, will Pocket find to
report about this match?
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (63-52-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (35-51-1,123) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. 1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won
victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute duel. Was anyone surprised?
HEINRIK (81-1257) (51-48-1,201) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (43-
32-2,191) of DARQUE AGES. HEINRIK vanquished FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
The value of experience, no doubt.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (81-135-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (42-34-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY handily defeated THE HYPHEN-
DASH in a 1 minute uneven melee. A word of warning: Never play tiddlywinks against
a shiny penny. Especially if all YOU have is a hyphen.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (39-36-1,217) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-
4496) (72-41-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Some people say she's beautiful when she's
angry.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (90-46-4,347) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-
5869) (37-35-1,198) of SENTINELS. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated OBROJOBO in a popular 1
minute uneven brawl. Moist just... wiped his face right off! Horrible!
JOSH (18-9109) (39-37-0,220) of SHEPHERDS fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (41-36-
0,182) of NOMADIC TRIBE. JOSH viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE in a popular 2 minute
brutal fight. Does this mean that Walli Weeble wobbled?
The challenges:
CAJETAN (7-6036) (25-27-1,154) of SENTINELS challenged THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185)
(29-34-0,161) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. Up 7. CAJETAN luckily beat THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2
minute brutal Challenge melee. Yes, one of Nomad's guys challenged! Maybe he WILL
write a personal next time?
GAD (18-9239) (46-51-1,197) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (45-39-
1,206) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Up 9. GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 6
minute gruesome Challenge fight. The latest installment in a long-running contest.
And for the title:
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (81-37-4,327) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BRIDE (45-4180)
(55-28-2,216) of DARQUE FORCES. FROO-FROO defeated THE BRIDE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Title duel. Froo-Froo defeated the Bride AND she said the bridal gown armor
was tacky. What can repay this insult? Perhaps we'll find out next time.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 82 37 4 347 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 91 46 4 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 40 37 226 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 73 41 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 52 48 1 216 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 47 51 1 210 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 82 135 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
THE BRIDE 45-4180 55 29 2 206 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 37 36 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
AZAGHAL 81-1223 39 37 1 199 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 45 40 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 28 16 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-LHISSON 29-5456 49 49 184 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 43 33 2 184 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 37 183 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 64 52 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 42 35 1 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 26 27 1 164 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 43 57 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RUTH 18-10121 35 26 159 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 48 40 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 35 153 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 22 17 147 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 52 1 138 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-LADY GODIVA 81-1782 28 20 104 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUGH CAPET 81-690 28 34 4 80 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
COPERNICUS 81-163 27 15 3 58 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 24 20 54 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RIRORNI SOLDIER 0 0 0 COPERNICUS 81-163 57
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Evangelion -- Good show, madame! I thought I had you, too. -- Gad
Nomad -- Were those challenges?!? Egads, what next? Personal Ads? -- Assur
Anzahanzek -- You are my better, no doubt. -- The Upright Man
Moist Towelette -- I thought you were going to wipe me clean, to enhance my shine,
not wipe the sands with ME. -- Shiny Penny
Fan Zhen -- I think I see a pattern. I beat warriors to get ranked high enough where
I'm forced to fight Suave's beasts. Then those beasts push me down again. -- Josh
Jello Knuckles -- Good thing that ended when it did. I was starting to get really
hungry, staring at those knuckles. -- Ruth
Pinch Blister -- Grumble #&!@#$ !#&$! #&$#@ -- Virginia
Pocket News -- Trash, that's all you print. Nothing within your covers can be
trusted as truth, that much I know for sure. -- Virginia
News Flash! Virginia Illiterate! Unable to Read! Inside story on back page.
Sentinel Asleep on Watch? Doubts Cast, Investigation Planned. Story next week. --
Pocket News
The Fall Mail-In Tourney is DUE on the 30th of October and will run on November
2nd. Turns received later than the 30th may not get input.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CAJETAN luckily beat THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
FROO-FROO defeated THE BRIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
JOSH viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
AZAGHAL was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
SHINY PENNY handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HEINRIK vanquished FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute duel.
POCKET NEWS was luckily beaten by PINCH BLISTER in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES was demolished by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
ANZAHANZEK devastated RUTH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
OZAWINDIB was handily defeated by HUGH CAPET in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
JOAN OF ARC overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
COPERNICUS viciously butchered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 11 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 17 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 19 - 0 34 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 22 - 0 27 |
Turn 57 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 82 37 4 347 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 91 46 4 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 40 37 0 226 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 73 41 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 52 48 1 216 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 47 51 1 210 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 82 135 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 45 40 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 28 16 0 192 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 37 0 183 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was EVANGELION 59-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were POCKET NEWS
19-5364, GAD 18-9239, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JOSH 18-9109, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, HUGH CAPET 81-690, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, AZAGHAL 81-1223, and
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was FAN ZHEN 81-1288. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, OBROJOBO
7-5869, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, COPERNICUS 81-163, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, RUTH 18-10121,
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE BRIDE 45-4180, and HEINRIK 81-1257.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 2 1
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 37 36 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 35 0 153 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
FROO-FROO 18-9589 82 37 4 347 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 22 17 0 147 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 37 0 183 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 82 135 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 91 46 4 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 55 29 2 206 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 45 40 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 52 1 138 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 52 48 1 216 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE