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Date : 11/05/2013 Duedate: 11/18/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 60
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 310 203 2 60.4 SAND DANCERS 76/38
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 77/72
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 132 124 4 51.6 SAND DANCERS 78/43
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SAND DANCERS 51/253
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
3 VIKINGS 10/355 94 102 1 48.0 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
4 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 76 87 0 46.6 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1647 2162 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
STORM RIDERS 1/45 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
THE FAMILY 43/248 6 END 13/298 110 160 1 40.7
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 65/78 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 74/36 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 75/37 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, it's raining, it's windy, it's darned cold. This is, after all, Storm
Rock, on the shore of the aptly named Storm Sea. And I chose to come here, so I've
got no ground for complaint, right? Right. I have to remind myself of that from
time to time. Usually as I'm about to start a spy report. Hey, so I'm lazy, sue me.
Significant point movements: Pocket News up thirty-three. 1977 Amc Matador,
down twenty-two. Same fight.
One challenge. No avoids, despite what the clerks claim. They're still
nattering on about Sentinels avoiding Color Me Suave. Not happening.
Fifteen fights, one challenge (yes, it's Gad and Evangeline), three standbys.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (27-17-3,32) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. COPERNICUS was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Who let the Soldier bring that horse into
the arena?
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (29-35-4,47) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. HUGH CAPET viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER
in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl. Ah. Deprived of his horse, the Rirorni Soldier
is not so tough, eh?
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (26-20-0,86) of SENTINELS fought JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (27-21-
0,63) of DARQUE AGES. OZAWINDIB was overcome by JOAN OF ARC in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bout. Has the Commission fixed this, or is Joan still running sneaky?
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (55-31-2,176) of DARQUE FORCES fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (35-54-1,136) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. THE BRIDE overpowered VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. And, comparing records and ranks,
is anyone surprised?
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (49-41-0,159) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (29-37-0,153) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by THE UPRIGHT
MAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout. Jello is now the Horizontal Man.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (53-49-1,205) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (27-
28-1,175) of SENTINELS. HEINRIK devastated CAJETAN in an exciting 1 minute brutal
mismatched conflict. Not an even match, but that's what happens in life, and in the
arena if you don't challenge and avoid.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (40-38-1,208) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-
9859) (43-59-0,161) of CENTER FOR OLDS. AZAGHAL savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in
an exciting 4 minute brutal fight. Another such case.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (43-36-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOSH (18-9109)
(41-38-0,202) of SHEPHERDS. THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by JOSH in a 1 minute
uneven match. A little closer here.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (65-53-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (23-18-0,158) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. 1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by
POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute uneven fight. Thus causing all those point movements.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (83-136-2,202) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (29-17-0,188) of SENTINELS. SHINY PENNY overpowered ANZAHANZEK in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. Experience makes a difference.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (75-41-0,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-
6935) (42-38-0,200) of NOMADIC TRIBE. ALMOST PRETTY viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. I heard Walli make a slighting comment about her
looks. That'd do it.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (93-46-4,381) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. MOIST TOWELETTE demolished THE
BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute mismatched competition. Ah, good, I wondered where the
other standby had gone.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (39-36-1,223) of SENTINELS fought RUTH (18-10121) (36-27-
0,191) of SHEPHERDS. OBROJOBO vanquished RUTH in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched
brawl. Remember: challenge and avoid to prevent this kind of mismatch!
The challenge:
GAD (18-9239) (48-52-1,196) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (46-41-
1,206) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Up 10. GAD viciously subdued EVANGELION in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight. Yet another chapter in a long tale.
For the title:
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (84-37-4,370) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288)
(45-33-2,215) of DARQUE AGES. FROO-FROO demolished FAN ZHEN in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Title melee. And our congratulations to the more experienced, and
victorious, Froo-Froo. Sometimes being old is good. So they tell me, anyway.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 85 37 4 387 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 94 46 4 389 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 76 41 250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 40 36 1 237 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 84 136 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
JOSH 18-9109 42 38 211 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 54 49 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
AZAGHAL 81-1223 41 38 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GAD 18-9239 49 52 1 209 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 42 39 205 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 45 34 2 202 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 46 42 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 24 18 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 36 28 184 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 29 18 182 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 56 31 2 178 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 43 37 1 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CAJETAN 7-6036 27 29 1 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 43 60 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 30 37 168 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 65 54 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 49 42 151 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 55 1 142 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 26 21 71 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
HUGH CAPET 81-690 30 35 4 49 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
COPERNICUS 81-163 27 18 3 21 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mr Matador -- Hey! I won that one! -- Walli
Joan of Arc -- Hey! Where'd you go? I know you were there, on the sands. And I
beat you. I SAW you! But you aren't listed in the rankings. I thought they caught
all the local ghosts. Maybe it was that whole burning thing? You're a little less
solid afterwards? -- Ozzy
'Tis the season for stealth, apparently.
Pinch Blister -- I think I might have gotten a blister on my sword hand. Lots of
swings will do that to a guy. The things I do for a win... -- Cajetan
Fan Zhen -- Not so good that time. There is a line in this arena. Below it I can
manage. Above it, I think I'm a bit overmatched. Give me another 40 fights or so.
-- Anzahanzek
Okay.
The Bride -- The win was a very nice gift you gave me. But I always thought that
when you go to a wedding the bride gets the gift. -- Obrojobo
This was the darque version.
Ruth -- Most challenged, but mine got through! Lucky me! -- Azaghal
Josh -- I will not complain if you leave for Primus. And may I name a few others you
could take with you? -- Azaghal, the not-yet-ready-for-Primus
Virginia Repudiates Contract! Where Does This End? Inside story on page 8.
P.S. It's okay, you are receiving a gift subscription.
Heinrik Pulls Amazing Skill from Long Beard! Ambush Successful! Drinks for All
Tonight, Heinrik Paying!
P.S. No teddy bear involved, a Convicted Thief stole it.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD viciously subdued EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
FROO-FROO demolished FAN ZHEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished RUTH in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
ALMOST PRETTY viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SHINY PENNY overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by JOSH in a 1 minute uneven match.
AZAGHAL savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
HEINRIK devastated CAJETAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
THE BRIDE overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
OZAWINDIB was overcome by JOAN OF ARC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HUGH CAPET viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl.
COPERNICUS was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 7 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 19 - 2 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 18 - 0 36 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 22 - 0 29 |
Turn 60 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 85 37 4 387 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 94 46 4 389 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 76 41 0 250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 84 136 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 42 38 0 211 SHEPHERDS (359)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 54 49 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 41 38 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 42 39 0 205 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 46 42 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 29 18 0 182 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The ten other most popular fighters were MOIST
TOWELETTE 42-4430, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GAD 18-9239, AZAGHAL 81-1223, EVANGELION
59-2340, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, FROO-FROO 18-9589, OBROJOBO 7-5869,
and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
The least popular fighter this week was COPERNICUS 81-163. The other ten least
popular fighters were VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, CAJETAN 7-6036, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, RUTH 18-10121, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, JOSH 18-9109, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 40 36 1 237 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 30 37 0 168 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
FROO-FROO 18-9589 85 37 4 387 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 24 18 0 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 42 39 0 205 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 84 136 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 94 46 4 389 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 56 31 2 178 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 46 42 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 55 1 142 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 54 49 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE