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Date : 12/03/2013 Duedate: 12/16/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 62
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 315 211 2 59.9 SAND DANCERS 51/253
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
2 VIKINGS 10/355 98 108 1 47.6 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
NONSUCH HOUSE 83/399 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
3 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 77 88 0 46.7 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1648 2163 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFUGEES 65/151 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
REFORMERS 64/252 5 END 13/298 117 163 1 41.8
THE FAMILY 43/248 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 65/78 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 74/36 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 75/37 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 76/38 6 THE TAKEN 29/401 0 1 0 0.0
SAND DANCERS 77/72 HERO ALLIANCE 35/402
SAND DANCERS 78/43 SOUL WARRIORS 38/403
SAND DANCERS 46/270
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Pardon me for the delay, I just got the estimate for fixing my roof, and I've
been in shock. However, that makes it even more important that I hang onto this job!
So let's look at things. First, we've had the Split, and that seems to have drawn
off some of our Old Reliables. I'm glad for them that they've been doing so well,
but cheese louise! They WILL be missed.
Novgorodny Vir reports the following significant point movements, not that he
did the math himself. It was the clerks in the Commission office who did the heavy
lifting. Shiny Penny, up 31. 1977 AMC Matador, down 16.
Apparently someone in this area has been "charging into immovable walls and
challenging dead trees." Sounds like some kind of training regimen to me.
No challenges. Possibly Color Me Suave has been avoided, and if so, Dragonbane
Guild was doing it.
"Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting
rumors." Excuse me, is that the same language the rest of us speak? And why didn't
he PASS ON TO US the "disquieting rumors"? That is SOOO like Vir, putting on an air
of mysterious knowledge and not telling us anything so we can see how SHALLOW it is.
We had ten fights, with no challenges and two standbys. None of them were
action-packed, and none were exciting, and what does THAT say about us today?
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (27-21-0,94) of SENTINELS fought PUMA (35-2682) (18-12-0,82)
of HERO ALLIANCE. OZAWINDIB overpowered PUMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Ozy's
been here a while, but Puma's new. One of you guys should show him around, where to
get a good drink, which barbers in the Infirmary to avoid, that kind of thing. Make
him feel welcome.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (43-61-0,169) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (36-56-1,168) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. PINCH BLISTER was narrowly
defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 5 minute fight. Virginia is all wound up because
of the stress of remembering that there is no Santa. Do NOT cross Virginia at this
time of year.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (43-38-1,168) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by
CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight. I think we should send that Guard back to
Crysalis. He's a foreigner and doesn't know our ways.
CAJETAN (7-6036) (27-30-1,153) of SENTINELS fought RUTH (18-10121) (37-29-0,178)
of SHEPHERDS. CAJETAN was handily defeated by RUTH in a 3 minute gruesome uneven
melee. Not only handily defeated, but ruthlessly.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (29-19-0,181) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(49-43-0,159) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ANZAHANZEK was savagely defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES
in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brawl. Cherry jello, the crowd always likes that.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (41-39-1,182) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-
5185) (31-38-0,170) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. AZAGHAL vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1
minute mismatched fight. That's what you get, The, going around posing as a dragon.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (94-47-4,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (25-18-0,203) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered POCKET
NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Ah, Moist really wiped of that
page! Might want to change its name to Moist Eraser.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (66-54-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by CLOTTO
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. And that makes the standbys two and oh.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (41-36-1,250) of SENTINELS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (54-50-
1,191) of CLAN LONGBEARD. OBROJOBO was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. That's got to be embarrassing.
For the title:
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (77-41-0,263) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (85-137-2,220) of FOUND IN THE SAND. ALMOST PRETTY was vanquished by SHINY
PENNY in a 2 minute uneven Title battle. Good try, Almost, and good work, Shiny.
Congratulations.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 137 2 251 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 95 47 4 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 55 50 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 42 39 205 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 19 198 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 77 42 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 50 43 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 38 29 182 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 37 56 1 177 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 66 55 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 29 20 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 43 39 1 166 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 43 62 166 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 31 39 164 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
CAJETAN 7-6036 27 31 1 152 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 28 21 104 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUMA 35-2682 18 13 77 HERO ALLIANCE (402) MURSKA
-ZANTOS 38-3000 17 6 55 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STEEL MUSE 83-287 15 6 51 NONSUCH HOUSE (399) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Froo-Froo -- You're out of my price range. -- Shiny Penny
Darque -- You'll be missed. Hope you're back soon. I hope the Gad / Eva series was
as fun for you as it was for me. If you want me to compile the final stats, let me
know. -- Assur
Josh & Gad are off to Primus to continue their training. The plan at the moment is
to bring them back next split, but my plans could change between now and then. In
the meantime, I've got a new grad coming in to replace them. Welcome, Arugula, next
turn. -- Assur
Jello Knuckles -- You're just an appetizer. -- Ruth
Cajetan -- Those gym workouts have been paying big dividends for me. No more
collapsing after one minute! -- Virginia
P.S. We're now in my least favorite month of the year, when everything reminds me
that there is NO SANTA...
Ah, but what about the Hogfather?
Most Challenged! Everyone Trying to Get Close to Pocket News!
Anzahanzek Draws Attention at Commission Office with Confusing Name! Steward
Annoyed! Inside Story on page 10!
Yes, well, the Steward says shouting out Anzahanzek's name always leaves him
feeling like he's been stuttering.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBROJOBO was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was vanquished by SHINY PENNY in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered POCKET NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
AZAGHAL vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANZAHANZEK was savagely defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brawl.
CAJETAN was handily defeated by RUTH in a 3 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PINCH BLISTER was narrowly defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 5 minute fight.
OZAWINDIB overpowered PUMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 17 - 2 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
Turn 62 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 137 2 251 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 95 47 4 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 55 50 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
WALL OF STEEL POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 19 0 198 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 50 43 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 38 29 0 182 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 29 20 0 170 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SHINY PENNY 32-3789,
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, HEINRIK 81-1257, AZAGHAL 81-1223, CAJETAN 7-6036, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
The least popular fighter this week was PUMA 35-2682. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO 7-5869, RUTH 18-10121, POCKET NEWS
19-5364, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, CAJETAN 7-6036, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 29 20 0 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 31 39 0 164 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
RUTH 18-10121 38 29 0 182 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 19 0 198 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 137 2 251 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
PUMA 35-2682 18 13 0 77 HERO ALLIANCE (402) MURSKA
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 95 47 4 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 37 56 1 177 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 55 50 1 210 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE