AD Date : 12/31/2013 Duedate: 01/13/2014 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 64 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 320 218 2 59.5 THE MOONDOGS 10/247 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254 2 VIKINGS 10/355 103 113 1 47.7 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46 SENTINELS 7/354 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251 3 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 79 88 0 47.3 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250 4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1648 2165 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120 REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122 REFORMERS 64/252 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395 THE FAMILY 43/248 5 END 13/298 123 167 1 42.4 SAND DANCERS 65/78 VEGGIES 3/372 SAND DANCERS 74/36 SHEPHERDS 18/359 SAND DANCERS 75/37 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 SAND DANCERS 76/38 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 SAND DANCERS 77/72 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 SAND DANCERS 78/43 6-THE TAKEN 29/401 0 1 0 0.0 SAND DANCERS 46/270 HERO ALLIANCE 35/402 SAND DANCERS 51/253 SOUL WARRIORS 38/403 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Who knows about the facts? Debby Tonte pulled them together, complaining all the time: she wanted to be on her way to the Bahamas for a vacation with surf and sun. I can sympathize with that. Surf, I can take it or leave it, but sun... I'll take it. We've got snow falling right now. She says that The Hyphen-Dash rose fourteen points, Obrojobo dropped ten points, all on the same fight, and this is significant. Don't ask either of us how it's significant. If there was avoiding, Sentinels was doing it and Color Me Suave was receiving it. If there were challenges, none of them went through. Nine fights, no challenges, and NO standbys. This is good! Eighteen active warriors here. They tell me that Andorak can't match that, and Darkholm has to pull in a lot of Hoffas. Ha. OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (29-21-0,118) of SENTINELS fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (25-20- 2,93) of VEGGIES. OZAWINDIB defeated ARUGULA in an exciting 6 minute fight. It was alarming to watch. Ozawindib actually started to EAT Argula during the fight! JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (50-44-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (27-32-1,145) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CAJETAN in an action packed 6 minute gruesome fight. Cajetan was later heard to mutter that he had been "slimed." THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (32-39-0,172) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (43-63-0,165) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 2 minute melee. No pinching. AZAGHAL (81-1223) (43-39-1,203) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (25-20-0,194) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. AZAGHAL bested POCKET NEWS in a popular 1 minute competition. Is the News a dragon? Check in next turn to find out. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (78-42-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (38-56-1,182) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute one-sided duel. There's probably a hidden story in this, but it's hidden from me. RUTH (18-10121) (39-29-0,186) of SHEPHERDS fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (30-20- 0,189) of SENTINELS. RUTH narrowly defeated ANZAHANZEK in an exciting 11 minute bloody fight. Eleven minutes? Looked more like a broad fight to me, not a narrow one. OBROJOBO (7-5869) (41-38-1,182) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (43-40-1,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. This was, you will remember, a fight which produced "significant" point movements. SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (86-138-2,202) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (66-56-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle. Uneven, I can believe, but I wasn't excited by it. Maybe I blinked at the wrong minute, or the falling snow obscurred some critical move? For the title: MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (96-47-4,222) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81- 1257) (56-50-1,218) of CLAN LONGBEARD. MOIST TOWELETTE was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. *I* wouldn't have called it "mismatched," but I don't make those judgments. Good work, Heinrik. Give us a couple of words from the top, eh? Or maybe a few more than two. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEINRIK 81-1257 57 50 1 253 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 79 42 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SHINY PENNY 32-3789 87 138 2 213 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUTH 18-10121 40 29 199 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 96 48 4 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 21 192 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 21 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 57 1 186 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 44 40 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 39 178 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 51 44 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 66 57 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 43 64 163 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CAJETAN 7-6036 27 33 1 150 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR OZAWINDIB 7-6212 30 21 123 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARUGULA 3-7180 25 21 2 99 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -PUMA 35-2682 18 13 77 HERO ALLIANCE (402) MURSKA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Moist Towelette -- No surprises there... -- Shiny Penny Nomad -- I should probably track all the challenges you've made and the records, but my bashers are pretty bad, so it is hard to get excited about them. -- Assur The Hyphen-Dash -- Muhahahahaha.... -- Ruth Pinch Blister -- I learned many years ago how to deal with blisters. -- Virginia Ozawindib -- What kind of a welcome is that? -- Arugula The Press Humbled! Deeply Embarrassing! No Interview! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MOIST TOWELETTE was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. SHINY PENNY vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle. OBROJOBO lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. RUTH narrowly defeated ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 11 minute bloody fight. ALMOST PRETTY devastated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute one-sided duel. AZAGHAL bested POCKET NEWS in a popular 1 minute competition. THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 2 minute melee. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CAJETAN in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight. OZAWINDIB defeated ARUGULA in a exciting 6 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 - 0 75 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 9 - 0 65 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 0 63 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 0 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 18 - 1 51 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 19 - 0 42 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 16 - 0 41 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 | Turn 64 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 57 50 1 253 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 79 42 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 87 138 2 213 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 40 29 0 199 SHEPHERDS (359) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 96 48 4 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 21 0 188 SENTINELS (354) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 51 44 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 25 21 2 99 VEGGIES (372) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was ANZAHANZEK 7-6204. The ten other most popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, CAJETAN 7-6036, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RUTH 18-10121, and AZAGHAL 81-1223. The least popular fighter this week was OBROJOBO 7-5869. The other ten least popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, HEINRIK 81-1257, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, AZAGHAL 81-1223, RUTH 18-10121, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARUGULA 3-7180 25 21 2 99 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 21 0 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 39 0 178 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT RUTH 18-10121 40 29 0 199 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 21 0 192 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 87 138 2 213 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 79 42 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 57 1 186 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG HEINRIK 81-1257 57 50 1 253 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION (189) DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS (127) PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT (8064) GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739) DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509) FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181) RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS (6013) HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (8331) BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes