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Date : 12/17/2013 Duedate: 12/30/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 63
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 317 215 2 59.6 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
2 VIKINGS 10/355 101 110 1 47.9 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
SENTINELS 7/354 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
NONSUCH HOUSE 83/399 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
3 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 78 88 0 47.0 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1648 2164 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFUGEES 65/151 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
REFORMERS 64/252 5 END 13/298 120 165 1 42.1
THE FAMILY 43/248 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 65/78 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 74/36 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 75/37 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 76/38 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 77/72 6-THE TAKEN 29/401 0 1 0 0.0
SAND DANCERS 78/43 HERO ALLIANCE 35/402
SAND DANCERS 46/270 SOUL WARRIORS 38/403
SAND DANCERS 51/253
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
It is with great pleasure that we see Froo Froo banished from Storm Rock.
Clearly was winning too much (At least against me). I'll probably lose to that Moist
Towelette using using granny this time. Whoever said Grandmothers are old and
harmless has never seen them wield a purse...
It was a nice reward and surprise, though, to have to fight three times in three
weeks because the commission sent us to 100 for a turn to get the throne. If I could
convince Assur, I'd have avoided that Center for Olds and perhaps matched up against
someone lower ranked.
Welcome Stilgard, to this small arena for guys who aren't good enough for their
managers to send to a tournament!
-- Shiny Penny
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
For those of you who were wondering, today, the roofing steel will be delivered.
I expect it to land in the yard with an amazing crash, but I'm not going to wait for
that to do the spy report. Gotta get that out of the way before I have to write the
check, eh?
Significant point movements: Almost Pretty, up 20. Jello Knuckles, down 8.
Different fights. Mostly, people are holding steady. That's good. This is the time
of year for holding steady.
One challenge, and Color Me Suave was avoided by the Sentinels.
Nine fights, one challenge, no standbys. Could be worse! It's pleasant to keep
these things among friends, or at least friendly enemies.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (28-21-0,104) of SENTINELS fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (25-19-
2,96) of VEGGIES. OZAWINDIB vanquished ARUGULA in an exciting 5 minute one-sided
fight. Ah... this is by way of welcome, Argula. And with you forcing Ozzie to work
five minutes for the win, I can see that you're going to be an asset.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (37-56-1,177) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (43-62-0,166) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA won victory
over PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 3 minute fight. There may be no Santa, but
there's going to be no pinching, either. Good. Pinching is so rude!
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (42-39-1,190) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (66-55-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Actually, Azaghal says this was easy: a
little water on the curve, a night with the temperature below freezing, and wow!
Have we got action! Spinning and smashing.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (50-43-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (29-20-0,170) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by ANZAHANZEK in a
popular 4 minute competition. Thus Jello's plummet of a whole eight points.
RUTH (18-10121) (38-29-0,182) of SHEPHERDS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (43-
39-1,166) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RUTH won victory over THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute brutal fight. Ruthlessly, of course, which is strange, since it
was the overpowering presence of Ruth that won the fight.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (25-19-0,198) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (77-42-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. POCKET NEWS was overpowered by ALMOST
PRETTY in a 2 minute mismatched match. I should hope so! This Pocket News was
getting ahead of herself. That was a very pretty job you did, Almost.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (41-37-1,186) of SENTINELS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (55-50-
1,210) of CLAN LONGBEARD. OBROJOBO was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-sided
contest. And this after a round of insults, with Heinrik calling Obro "Four Eyes,"
when anyone can see he's four OHS.
The challenge:
CAJETAN (7-6036) (27-31-1,152) of SENTINELS challenged THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185)
(31-39-0,164) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. Up 12. CAJETAN was devastated by THE UPRIGHT MAN
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This time, it's the Upright Man who
remained upright.
For the title:
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (86-137-2,251) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought MOIST TOWELETTE
(42-4430) (95-47-4,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY was handily defeated by MOIST
TOWELETTE in a 1 minute Title match. But at least the Penny got a good polishing out
of it. Congratulations, and we'll see you next time, with another report on The
Roof! (Hey, it's on my mind, okay?)
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 96 47 4 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 56 50 1 218 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 78 42 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 138 2 202 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 20 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 20 189 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 39 29 186 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 56 1 182 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 50 44 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 32 39 172 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 66 56 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 43 40 1 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 43 63 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 27 32 1 145 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 29 21 118 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 25 20 2 93 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PUMA 35-2682 18 13 77 HERO ALLIANCE (402) MURSKA
-ZANTOS 38-3000 17 6 55 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pinch Blister -- Yes, those workouts are paying off big! -- Virginia
Cajetan -- Ruthlessly is the only way I do things. -- Ruth
Azaghal -- Did you just go invisible in the rankings or have you been that way?
Maybe RSI can fix your invisibility problem and Jorja's too many teams problem at the
same time. -- The (not so) Upright Man after fighting you.
Shiny Penny -- You may not be good enough to for your manager send you to a
tournament, but I am training for a Freshman tourney. -- Ruth
Welcome Party for Argula! All Gladiators Turn Out to Celebrate!
Moist Towelette Wipes Floor with Pocket News! Inside Story on page (mutter mumble)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAJETAN was devastated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHINY PENNY was handily defeated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute Title match.
OBROJOBO was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
POCKET NEWS was overpowered by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
RUTH won victory over THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by ANZAHANZEK in a popular 4 minute competition.
AZAGHAL handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA won victory over PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 3 minute fight.
OZAWINDIB vanquished ARUGULA in a exciting 5 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 8 - 0 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 17 - 2 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
Turn 63 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 96 47 4 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 56 50 1 218 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 78 42 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 138 2 202 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 20 0 189 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 39 29 0 186 SHEPHERDS (359)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 50 44 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 25 20 2 93 VEGGIES (372)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, AZAGHAL 81-1223, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, RUTH
18-10121, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten
least popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, CAJETAN 7-6036,
HEINRIK 81-1257, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, RUTH 18-10121, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 25 20 2 93 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 20 0 189 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 32 39 0 172 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
RUTH 18-10121 39 29 0 186 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 25 20 0 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 86 138 2 202 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 96 47 4 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 56 1 182 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 56 50 1 218 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE