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Date : 01/28/2014 Duedate: 02/10/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 66
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 327 223 2 59.5 SAND DANCERS 51/253
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 81 88 0 47.9 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
3 VIKINGS 10/355 106 118 1 47.3 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1649 2166 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 126 174 1 42.0
SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 46/270 6-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 1 1 0 50.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
"Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!" Not lacking in the ego department, Vir.
"FOUND IN THE SAND had cause to celebrate, after SHINY PENNY got 22 points by beating
THE HYPHEN-DASH. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, SHINY PENNY was winsome,
after beating THE HYPHEN-DASH and seeing it lose 23 points. Those who hoped for a
new Duelmaster were disappointed by AZAGHAL, of DRAGONBANE GUILD, who despite a 45-
40-1 couldn't overcome STORM ROCK's Number 1. Word has it one team in STORM ROCK is
using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!" I'm not getting this
about the psychics. So they PREDICT wins. That means you know in advance, not that
you're trying to influence stuff, right?
"And how sociable are STORM ROCK's warriors?" Not at all. "Come, let us see.
To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in COLOR ME SUAVE are not carrying any incurable
diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like a pup with its tail between its legs,
SENTINELS scurried away from COLOR ME SUAVE. Oh, the shame!" It wouldn't be a shame
if it happened, just a piece of good management, but I checked the record and there
was only one avoid issued. This is hardly worth commenting on. But Vir has his set
form, and he hates to deviate from it. If there had been NO avoids, he still would
have found someone to accuse.
"Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!"
More fuzzy thinking. The match would be fulfilling its function, which is the whole
deal.
"Do not think spy reporting in STORM ROCK is the highlight of my life."
Although it IS. "As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also,
so do I feel a yearning to leave this place." I'm not getting this. Does Vir think
he's a creature of the wild? As if! "STORM ROCK, I leave you now. The Duelmaster
has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad." It wasn't the Warty Toad, but I saw
him "foot" the bill. Trampled it under his foot. Doesn't matter, the bills all go
to the Commission office anyway.
Nine fights, no challenges, one avoid, one standby. Without further ado, the fights:
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (31-21-0,127) of SENTINELS fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (25-22-
2,100) of VEGGIES. OZAWINDIB won victory over ARUGULA in a popular 3 minute fight.
Chili powder on the veggie? Not what I'd choose, but if it works....
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (51-45-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued
by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute duel. Oops!
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (41-40-1,179) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(66-58-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO was overcome by 1977 AMC MATADOR in an
action packed 2 minute melee. An interesting turn of invective Matador's got.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (44-64-0,182) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (33-40-0,161) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. PINCH BLISTER overpowered THE UPRIGHT
MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. The Man is now NOT upright. It'll pass.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (30-22-0,192) of SENTINELS fought RUTH (18-10121) (41-29-
0,205) of SHEPHERDS. ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by RUTH in a popular 14 minute
bloody duel. If I read the scrawled note correctly, Anzahanzek avoided Color Me
Suave ino order to enter this fight.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (79-43-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (26-21-0,199) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. ALMOST PRETTY savagely defeated POCKET
NEWS in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight. I look forward to hearing how THIS is
reported in the News.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (97-48-4,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (38-58-1,180) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Cleaning up, eh, Moist?
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (87-139-2,183) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (45-40-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY handily defeated THE HYPHEN-
DASH in a 1 minute one-sided match. This is the fight that impressed Vir.
For the title:
HEINRIK (81-1257) (58-50-1,285) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (45-
39-1,221) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. HEINRIK devastated AZAGHAL in an action packed 1
minute brutal mismatched Title fight. Congratulations to Heinrik once again.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 59 50 1 299 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 42 29 213 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 80 43 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 139 2 205 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 98 48 4 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 22 200 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 23 195 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
AZAGHAL 81-1223 45 40 1 192 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 45 64 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 67 58 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 45 41 1 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 59 1 180 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 41 1 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 51 46 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 41 156 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAJETAN 7-6036 27 33 1 150 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 32 21 129 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 25 23 2 100 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 15 12 1 58 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-ZANTOS 38-3000 18 6 57 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Reckless Driving! Attempted Vehicular Homicide Foiled! Story on page 10.
No Hidden Treasure! Spy Reporter Mistaken!
Larkin -- I hold YOU personally responsible for the damage to my guildhouse! Your
provocative and misleading statement in last cycle's newsletter has resulted in
people ripping up the floorboards and burrowing under the foundation in an effort to
find the "hidden treasure" which you stated "must be there." You will hear from my
lawyer shortly. -- Pocket News
That'll make my day. I'll get ME a lawyer from Bash Bros.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEINRIK devastated AZAGHAL in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
SHINY PENNY handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY savagely defeated POCKET NEWS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by RUTH in a popular 14 minute bloody duel.
PINCH BLISTER overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OBROJOBO was overcome by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute duel.
OZAWINDIB won victory over ARUGULA in a popular 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 17 - 1 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 66 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 59 50 1 299 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 42 29 0 213 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 80 43 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 139 2 205 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 98 48 4 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 23 0 195 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 45 40 1 192 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 45 64 0 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 41 1 175 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was ANZAHANZEK 7-6204. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ARUGULA 3-7180, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, HEINRIK 81-1257, POCKET
NEWS 19-5364, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, RUTH 18-10121, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and
SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
The least popular fighter this week was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The other ten least
popular fighters were VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, AZAGHAL
81-1223, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, RUTH 18-10121, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and POCKET NEWS 19-5364.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 25 23 2 100 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 30 23 0 195 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 41 0 156 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
RUTH 18-10121 42 29 0 213 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 22 0 200 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 139 2 205 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 80 43 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 38 59 1 180 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 59 50 1 299 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE