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Date : 02/11/2014 Duedate: 02/24/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 67
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 329 227 2 59.2 SAND DANCERS 51/253
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 82 88 0 48.2 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
3 VIKINGS 10/355 108 119 1 47.6 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1649 2167 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 128 177 1 42.0
SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 46/270 6 SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 1 2 0 33.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The kind of weather we've been having, you'd think it was winter! Snow and
cold, snow and cold. I'm tried of it. I've *had* winter, I'm ready for spring.
In the news (other than the weather news): Someone has been feeding our
Champion of the Horn nuts and berries. Weird. Shepherds have avoided Dragonbane
Guild. Somebody's been walking into taverns ordering milk. Silly buggers, you don't
get milk in taverns, you get it in Mom's Cafe. (Pop's Cafe serves beer.)
We had ten fights, one challenge, and three standbys today.
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-12-1,58) of SENTINELS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. MAULI LAMA was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout. More than a little embarrassing, I would think.
But lamas can be philosophical and take the long view, right?
ARUGULA (3-7180) (25-23-2,100) of VEGGIES fought ZANTOS (38-3000) (18-6-0,57) of
SOUL WARRIORS. ARUGULA viciously subdued ZANTOS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
And Zantos was forced to eat his veggies! You know, that doesn't sound right....
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (33-41-0,156) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (32-21-0,129) of SENTINELS. THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by OZAWINDIB in a 1
minute one-sided duel. Upright lost 21 points, which Vir considered significant.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (30-23-0,195) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(45-64-0,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS. ANZAHANZEK savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in an
action packed 6 minute gruesome melee. Six minutes? Better to fight fast on days
like this, and then get back inside quickly.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (26-22-0,200) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought JELLO
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (51-46-0,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE. POCKET NEWS was beaten by JELLO
KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl. Jello all over the front page. Mr.
Knuckles gained 27 points.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (45-41-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH was
unbelievably bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel. Believe it. I know
the arenamasters in Advanced arenas aren't the terrifying figures you see in Basic,
but that's because of their contracts. Sometimes, though, they just have to let it
rip. And this time, it was the Hyphen-Dash who got ripped.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (80-43-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of Fine Imported Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY was defeated by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight. And that makes the standbys 3-0
today. They'll be insufferable in the bars tonight.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (98-48-4,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (88-139-2,205) of FOUND IN THE SAND. MOIST TOWELETTE won victory over
SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. Ever wonder what that Towelette is
moistend WITH? The Penny is turning green.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (67-58-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (38-59-1,180) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. 1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely
defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute melee. Nothing in Matador's stocking
today, not even a foot.
For the title:
RUTH (18-10121) (42-29-0,213) of SHEPHERDS most-challenged HEINRIK (81-1257)
(59-50-1,299) of CLAN LONGBEARD. Up 86. RUTH was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a
3 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try, Ruth, but today, no. Congratulations to
Heinrik the Silent.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 60 50 1 314 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 99 48 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 140 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 31 23 201 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 42 30 199 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 80 44 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 52 46 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 39 59 1 194 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 45 40 1 192 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 45 65 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 45 42 1 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 23 183 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 67 59 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 41 1 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 33 21 154 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 42 135 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 23 2 103 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALBOA 7-6245 25 20 95 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979 19 7 1 65 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
ZANTOS 38-3000 18 7 64 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
-HOPE'S END 29-4031 17 10 61 THE GUILD (400) LAPUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 15 13 1 51 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Anzahanzek -- Loving these fights. Especially after the nasty beat downs you gave me
earlier. -- Ruth
The Hyphen-Dash -- Take your --- to Primus. -- Shiny Penny
Pinch Blister -- Seems clear that fighting you is not a winning battle. You'll
always be back. -- The Upright Man
Ozawindib -- Why do I think I'm going to make a habit of losing to you? -- Arugula
Anzahanzek -- Weird that the commission keeps putting us together. Assur is actually
submitting a challenge for me, so hopefully not this time again. -- Ruth
Heinrik -- Lunger vs. Scum? Sounds like a plan. -- Ruth
The Hyphen-Dash -- There is my 1 in 3 against you. -- Shiny Penny
Pinch Blister -- You just keep coming back. -- The Upright Man
Ozawindib -- Been here before... -- Arugula
Moist Towelette -- I'd lik <cut off by hal, probably>
No Insult Intended! Strict Accuracy in Reporting! Almost Pretty IS Almost Pretty.
P.S. Or at least handsome.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUTH was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE won victory over SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY was defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel.
POCKET NEWS was beaten by JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
ANZAHANZEK savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 6 minute gruesome melee.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by OZAWINDIB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARUGULA viciously subdued ZANTOS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
MAULI LAMA was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 67 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 60 50 1 314 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 99 48 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 140 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 31 23 0 201 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 42 30 0 199 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 80 44 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 52 46 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 26 23 2 103 VEGGIES (372)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were HEINRIK
81-1257, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, RUTH 18-10121, and MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430.
The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZANTOS 38-3000, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RUTH 18-10121,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 23 2 103 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 31 23 0 201 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 42 0 135 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
RUTH 18-10121 42 30 0 199 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 23 0 183 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 140 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ZANTOS 38-3000 18 7 0 64 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 99 48 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 39 59 1 194 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 60 50 1 314 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE