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Date   : 02/11/2014    Duedate: 02/24/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 67

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  329  227   2 59.2      SAND DANCERS 51/253
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      THE MOONDOGS 10/247
  2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317     82   88   0 48.2      GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
  3 VIKINGS 10/355       108  119   1 47.6      BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
    SENTINELS 7/354                             CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  4 BLUE MOON 9/249     1649 2167  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    REFUGEES 65/151                             CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    REFORMERS 64/252                            CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    THE FAMILY 43/248                           THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                        5 END 13/298           128  177   1 42.0
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          VEGGIES 3/372
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 77/72                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 78/43                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SAND DANCERS 46/270                       6 SOUL WARRIOR 38/403    1    2   0 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The kind of weather we've been having, you'd think it was winter!  Snow and
cold, snow and cold.  I'm tried of it.  I've *had* winter, I'm ready for spring.
     In the news (other than the weather news):  Someone has been feeding our
Champion of the Horn nuts and berries.  Weird.  Shepherds have avoided Dragonbane
Guild.  Somebody's been walking into taverns ordering milk.  Silly buggers, you don't
get milk in taverns, you get it in Mom's Cafe.  (Pop's Cafe serves beer.)
     We had ten fights, one challenge, and three standbys today.

     MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-12-1,58) of SENTINELS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys.  MAULI LAMA was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  More than a little embarrassing, I would think.
But lamas can be philosophical and take the long view, right?
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (25-23-2,100) of VEGGIES fought ZANTOS (38-3000) (18-6-0,57) of
SOUL WARRIORS.  ARUGULA viciously subdued ZANTOS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
And Zantos was forced to eat his veggies!  You know, that doesn't sound right....
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (33-41-0,156) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (32-21-0,129) of SENTINELS.  THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by OZAWINDIB in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  Upright lost 21 points, which Vir considered significant.
     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (30-23-0,195) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(45-64-0,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  ANZAHANZEK savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in an
action packed 6 minute gruesome melee.  Six minutes?  Better to fight fast on days
like this, and then get back inside quickly.
     POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (26-22-0,200) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought JELLO
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (51-46-0,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  POCKET NEWS was beaten by JELLO
KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.  Jello all over the front page.  Mr.
Knuckles gained 27 points.

     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (45-41-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was
unbelievably bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel.  Believe it.  I know
the arenamasters in Advanced arenas aren't the terrifying figures you see in Basic,
but that's because of their contracts.  Sometimes, though, they just have to let it
rip.  And this time, it was the Hyphen-Dash who got ripped.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (80-43-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of Fine Imported Standbys.  ALMOST PRETTY was defeated by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight.  And that makes the standbys 3-0
today.  They'll be insufferable in the bars tonight.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (98-48-4,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (88-139-2,205) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  MOIST TOWELETTE won victory over
SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  Ever wonder what that Towelette is
moistend WITH?  The Penny is turning green.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (67-58-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (38-59-1,180) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely
defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute melee.  Nothing in Matador's stocking
today, not even a foot.

For the title:
     RUTH (18-10121) (42-29-0,213) of SHEPHERDS most-challenged HEINRIK (81-1257)
(59-50-1,299) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  Up 86.  RUTH was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a
3 minute Challenge Title fight.  A good try, Ruth, but today, no.  Congratulations to
Heinrik the Silent.

                                        Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              60  50  1  314  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      99  48  4  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          88 140  2  208  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            31  23     201  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 RUTH 18-10121                42  30     199  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        80  44     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       52  46     194  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   39  59  1  194  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              45  40  1  192  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        45  65     190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      45  42  1  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          26  23     183  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     67  59     176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              41  41  1  175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             33  21     154  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      33  42     135  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180               26  23  2  103  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALBOA 7-6245                25  20      95  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979           19   7  1   65  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 ZANTOS 38-3000               18   7      64  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
-HOPE'S END 29-4031           17  10      61  THE GUILD (400)            LAPUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            15  13  1   51  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Anzahanzek -- Loving these fights.  Especially after the nasty beat downs you gave me
earlier. -- Ruth

The Hyphen-Dash -- Take your --- to Primus. -- Shiny Penny

Pinch Blister -- Seems clear that fighting you is not a winning battle.  You'll
always be back. -- The Upright Man

Ozawindib -- Why do I think I'm going to make a habit of losing to you? -- Arugula

Anzahanzek -- Weird that the commission keeps putting us together.  Assur is actually
submitting a challenge for me, so hopefully not this time again. -- Ruth

Heinrik -- Lunger vs. Scum?  Sounds like a plan. -- Ruth

The Hyphen-Dash -- There is my 1 in 3 against you. -- Shiny Penny

Pinch Blister -- You just keep coming back. -- The Upright Man

Ozawindib -- Been here before... -- Arugula

Moist Towelette -- I'd lik <cut off by hal, probably>

No Insult Intended!  Strict Accuracy in Reporting!  Almost Pretty IS Almost Pretty.
P.S.  Or at least handsome.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUTH was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE won victory over SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY was defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel.
POCKET NEWS was beaten by JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
ANZAHANZEK savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 6 minute gruesome melee.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by OZAWINDIB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARUGULA viciously subdued ZANTOS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
MAULI LAMA was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW         3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn  67 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEINRIK 81-1257            60  50  1  314 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    99  48  4  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        88 140  2  208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          31  23  0  201 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              42  30  0  199 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      80  44  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     52  46  0  194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARUGULA 3-7180             26  23  2  103 VEGGIES (372)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEINRIK 
81-1257, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, RUTH 18-10121, and MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430.

The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZANTOS 38-3000, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RUTH 18-10121, 
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              26  23  2  103  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204           31  23  0  201  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     33  42  0  135  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 RUTH 18-10121               42  30  0  199  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         26  23  0  183  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         88 140  2  208  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ZANTOS 38-3000              18   7  0   64  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     99  48  4  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  39  59  1  194  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 HEINRIK 81-1257             60  50  1  314  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE