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Date : 02/25/2014 Duedate: 03/10/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 68
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 333 229 2 59.3 SAND DANCERS 51/253
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 83 88 0 48.5 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
3 VIKINGS 10/355 108 121 1 47.2 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1649 2168 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 130 180 1 41.9
SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 46/270 6-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 1 2 0 33.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Listen, people, pull yourselves together! Head off the disaster that has laid
low such places as Andorak (only five fights!). We can do better than that! We have
the best dueling experience among Advanced gladiators anywhere in the system: true
matches with nothing hidden. What you see is what you fight.
But on to more immediate concerns. The clerks tell me that Dragonbane Guild has
been avoiding Color Me Suave. A rational decision, I have no doubt.
We had eight fights, no challenges, and a single standby today.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (33-42-0,135) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CHEATING
MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE UPRIGHT MAN was
vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. This loss cost the
Upright Man thirteen points.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (67-59-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-
7180) (26-23-2,103) of VEGGIES. 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARUGULA in an action
packed 2 minute gory uneven duel. I can't find myself surprised by this.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (39-59-1,194) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (45-65-0,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested PINCH
BLISTER in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition. And here I thought it was a bad
thing to pop a blister. Guess not.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (52-46-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RUTH (18-10121)
(42-30-0,199) of SHEPHERDS. JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 7
minute brutal fight. Ruth was ruth-less.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (45-42-1,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (26-23-0,183) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered POCKET
NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. I hear that the Hyphen SNATCHED
that fearless reporter's notebook and DASHED away with it. Or something equally
speedy.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (80-44-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-5869)
(41-41-1,175) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY bested OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute
contest. What if her team name had been Color Me Beautiful?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (99-48-4,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (45-40-1,192) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. MOIST TOWELETTE demolished AZAGHAL in a
popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee. For this, Moist got fourteen points.
For the title: HEINRIK (81-1257) (60-50-1,314) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (88-140-2,208) of FOUND IN THE SAND. HEINRIK devastated SHINY PENNY in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Not, perhaps, a major surprise. Good
work, Heinrik.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 61 50 1 325 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 100 48 4 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 43 30 207 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 40 59 1 201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 31 23 201 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 81 44 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 46 42 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
AZAGHAL 81-1223 45 41 1 197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 52 47 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 141 2 193 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 45 66 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 42 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 68 59 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 24 174 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 33 21 154 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 43 122 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 24 2 116 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALBOA 7-6245 25 20 95 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979 19 7 1 65 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-ZANTOS 38-3000 18 7 64 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
-HOPE'S END 29-4031 17 10 61 THE GUILD (400) LAPUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 15 13 1 51 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
New Jello Diet! Amazing Point Loss! See Inside for Tips on Removing Jello from
Armor, page 12.
Moist Towelette -- Back and forth we go. Unfortunately, I think the pattern is
something like you win two, I win one. -- Shiny Penny
Heinrik -- And apparently, my scum powers are not ready for you! Well done and I
hope that I'll be back (back to Anahanzek). -- Ruth
1977 AMC Matador -- Think it's been a long time since I've seen victory against you,
but the Christmas lies have caused me so much stress that my memories are failing. --
Virginia
Ozawindib -- No No No! You're supposed to stand there and let me rain blows down
upon you. -- The Upright Man
Are you sure you aren't supposed to hail or sleet them down?
Zantos -- I'd have given you a warmer welcome, but that is what I got. -- Arugula
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEINRIK devastated SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished AZAGHAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ALMOST PRETTY bested OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute contest.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered POCKET NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARUGULA in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 68 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 61 50 1 325 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 100 48 4 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 43 30 0 207 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 40 59 1 201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 81 44 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 45 41 1 197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 52 47 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 42 1 180 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, ARUGULA 3-7180, RUTH 18-10121, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, HEINRIK 81-1257, and OBROJOBO 7-5869.
The least popular fighter this week was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The other ten least
popular fighters were POCKET NEWS 19-5364, AZAGHAL 81-1223, SHINY PENNY 32-3789,
OBROJOBO 7-5869, HEINRIK 81-1257, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
RUTH 18-10121, ARUGULA 3-7180, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 24 2 116 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 41 42 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 33 43 0 122 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
RUTH 18-10121 43 30 0 207 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 26 24 0 174 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 88 141 2 193 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 100 48 4 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 40 59 1 201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 61 50 1 325 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE