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Date   : 02/25/2014    Duedate: 03/10/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 68

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  333  229   2 59.3      SAND DANCERS 51/253
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      THE MOONDOGS 10/247
  2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317     83   88   0 48.5      GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
  3 VIKINGS 10/355       108  121   1 47.2      BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
    SENTINELS 7/354                             CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  4 BLUE MOON 9/249     1649 2168  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    REFUGEES 65/151                             CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    REFORMERS 64/252                            CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    THE FAMILY 43/248                           THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                        5 END 13/298           130  180   1 41.9
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          VEGGIES 3/372
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 77/72                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 78/43                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SAND DANCERS 46/270                       6-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403    1    2   0 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Listen, people, pull yourselves together!  Head off the disaster that has laid
low such places as Andorak (only five fights!).  We can do better than that!  We have
the best dueling experience among Advanced gladiators anywhere in the system:  true
matches with nothing hidden.  What you see is what you fight.
     But on to more immediate concerns.  The clerks tell me that Dragonbane Guild has
been avoiding Color Me Suave.  A rational decision, I have no doubt.
     We had eight fights, no challenges, and a single standby today.

     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (33-42-0,135) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CHEATING
MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of Fine Imported Standbys.  THE UPRIGHT MAN was
vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  This loss cost the
Upright Man thirteen points.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (67-59-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-
7180) (26-23-2,103) of VEGGIES.  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARUGULA in an action
packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.  I can't find myself surprised by this.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (39-59-1,194) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (45-65-0,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested PINCH
BLISTER in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.  And here I thought it was a bad
thing to pop a blister.  Guess not.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (52-46-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RUTH (18-10121)
(42-30-0,199) of SHEPHERDS.  JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 7
minute brutal fight.  Ruth was ruth-less.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (45-42-1,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (26-23-0,183) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered POCKET
NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  I hear that the Hyphen SNATCHED
that fearless reporter's notebook and DASHED away with it.  Or something equally
speedy.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (80-44-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-5869)
(41-41-1,175) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY bested OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute
contest.  What if her team name had been Color Me Beautiful?
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (99-48-4,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (45-40-1,192) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  MOIST TOWELETTE demolished AZAGHAL in a
popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.  For this, Moist got fourteen points.

For the title:  HEINRIK (81-1257) (60-50-1,314) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (88-140-2,208) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  HEINRIK devastated SHINY PENNY in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Not, perhaps, a major surprise.  Good
work, Heinrik.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              61  50  1  325  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     100  48  4  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                43  30     207  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   40  59  1  201  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            31  23     201  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        81  44     198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      46  42  1  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              45  41  1  197  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       52  47     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          88 141  2  193  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        45  66     189  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              41  42  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     68  59     178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          26  24     174  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             33  21     154  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      33  43     122  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180               26  24  2  116  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALBOA 7-6245                25  20      95  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979           19   7  1   65  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-ZANTOS 38-3000               18   7      64  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
-HOPE'S END 29-4031           17  10      61  THE GUILD (400)            LAPUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            15  13  1   51  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

New Jello Diet!  Amazing Point Loss!  See Inside for Tips on Removing Jello from
Armor, page 12.

Moist Towelette -- Back and forth we go.  Unfortunately, I think the pattern is
something like you win two, I win one. -- Shiny Penny

Heinrik -- And apparently, my scum powers are not ready for you!  Well done and I
hope that I'll be back (back to Anahanzek). -- Ruth

1977 AMC Matador -- Think it's been a long time since I've seen victory against you,
but the Christmas lies have caused me so much stress that my memories are failing. --
Virginia

Ozawindib -- No No No!  You're supposed to stand there and let me rain blows down
upon you. -- The Upright Man

     Are you sure you aren't supposed to hail or sleet them down?

Zantos -- I'd have given you a warmer welcome, but that is what I got. -- Arugula

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEINRIK devastated SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished AZAGHAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ALMOST PRETTY bested OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute contest.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered POCKET NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARUGULA in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn  68 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEINRIK 81-1257            61  50  1  325 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   100  48  4  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              43  30  0  207 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  40  59  1  201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      81  44  0  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            45  41  1  197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     52  47  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            41  42  1  180 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH 
BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, ARUGULA 3-7180, RUTH 18-10121, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, HEINRIK 81-1257, and OBROJOBO 7-5869.

The least popular fighter this week was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POCKET NEWS 19-5364, AZAGHAL 81-1223, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, HEINRIK 81-1257, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
RUTH 18-10121, ARUGULA 3-7180, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              26  24  2  116  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             41  42  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     33  43  0  122  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 RUTH 18-10121               43  30  0  207  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         26  24  0  174  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         88 141  2  193  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    100  48  4  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  40  59  1  201  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 HEINRIK 81-1257             61  50  1  325  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE