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Date   : 03/11/2014    Duedate: 03/24/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 69

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  334  234   2 58.8      SAND DANCERS 51/253
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      THE MOONDOGS 10/247
  2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317     84   89   0 48.6      GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
  3 VIKINGS 10/355       110  124   1 47.0      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    SENTINELS 7/354                             BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
  4 BLUE MOON 9/249     1649 2169  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    REFUGEES 65/151                             CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    REFORMERS 64/252                            THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    THE FAMILY 43/248                         5 END 13/298           134  181   1 42.5
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                          VEGGIES 3/372
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 77/72                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SAND DANCERS 78/43                        6-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403    1    2   0 33.3
    SAND DANCERS 46/270

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     A little snow overnight, but it was a spring snow, I can tell.  Spring is HERE.
Well, nearly here, dancing on the doorstep, teasing us, but HERE.  I am so glad.
     In the arena, things have been, ah, combative?  Eleven fights, no challenges.
Nomad's boys have been doing some avoiding, but if they challenged, it did not go
through.  Three standbys.
     Significant point movements, The Upright Man went up 22 points.  Mauli Lama went
down 21 points.

     MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-13-1,51) of SENTINELS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  MAULI LAMA was butchered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a
1 minute mismatched conflict.  More than a little embarrassing for Mauli.
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (33-43-0,122) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought JAKLAK (81-
1430) (30-22-0,135) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  THE UPRIGHT MAN handily defeated JAKLAK in an
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.  This is what got Upright the big point
jump.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (41-42-1,180) of SENTINELS fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-24-
2,116) of VEGGIES.  OBROJOBO vanquished ARUGULA in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Overcooked it, no doubt.  Veggies can't take that.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (40-59-1,201) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (33-21-0,154) of SENTINELS.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA won victory over
OZAWINDIB in an action packed 4 minute fight.  Looked like a Santa at work to me, for
Virginia, No Santa to get that match.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (52-47-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JELLO KNUCKLES lost to CRYSALIS
GUARD in a 2 minute duel.  That's the standbys at 2-0-1 so far.

     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (46-42-1,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was put to death by CLOTTO in
an action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.  Mantor!  This is weird.  The standbys
finish THEIR day at 3-0-2!  You don't see that very often.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (81-44-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (26-24-0,174) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished POCKET NEWS in
an exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.  Experience telling the tale or
something.
     RUTH (18-10121) (43-30-0,207) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (45-
66-0,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  RUTH defeated PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 6
minute bloody match.  No need for Ruth to be embarrassed today.
     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (31-23-0,201) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(68-59-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ANZAHANZEK overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.  Whether the Matador is "still running" is a 
matter of opinion.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (88-141-2,193) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (45-41-1,197) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  SHINY PENNY vanquished AZAGHAL in an
exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  And a bright shine it is.

For the title:
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (61-50-1,325) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-
4430) (100-48-4,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  HEINRIK bested MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Title fight.  Good work, Heinrik.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              62  50  1  357  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  23     213  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                44  30     210  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          89 141  2  208  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        82  44     204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   41  59  1  203  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     100  49  4  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        45  67     194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       52  48     193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      46  43  1  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              45  42  1  185  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              42  42  1  182  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          26  25     180  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     68  60     176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             33  22     162  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      34  43     144  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180               26  25  2  122  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 JAKLAK 81-1430               30  23     118  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GANNUCK 7-6296               20   9  2   71  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-ZANTOS 38-3000               18   7      64  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            15  14  1   30  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   46  43  1 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     CLOTTO                     69
MAULI LAMA 7-6292         15  14  1 SENTINELS 354          RIRORNI SOLDIER            69

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Punctuation Runs Wild!  Hyphens Dash Madly Around Arena!  Interview Refused!

Heinrik -- You've overtaken my abilities?!?  Inconceivable! -- Shiny Penny

Jello Knuckles -- Slimly lost to me?  More like absolutely embarrassed. -- Ruth

Pinch Blister -- Take that! -- Virginia

1977 AMC Matador -- You're still running?!? -- Arugula

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEINRIK bested MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
SHINY PENNY vanquished AZAGHAL in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ANZAHANZEK overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.
RUTH defeated PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished POCKET NEWS in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was put to death by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute duel.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA won victory over OZAWINDIB in a action packed 4 minute fight.
OBROJOBO vanquished ARUGULA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE UPRIGHT MAN handily defeated JAKLAK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MAULI LAMA was butchered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  18 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn  69 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEINRIK 81-1257            62  50  1  357 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          32  23  0  213 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              44  30  0  210 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        89 141  2  208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      82  44  0  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   100  49  4  199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PINCH BLISTER 18-9859      45  67  0  194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            45  42  1  185 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            42  42  1  182 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH 
BLISTER 18-9859, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, HEINRIK 81-1257, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, RUTH 
18-10121, and OZAWINDIB 7-6212.

The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, AZAGHAL 81-1223, JAKLAK 81-1430, 
ARUGULA 3-7180, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, 
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, RUTH 18-10121, and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              26  25  2  122  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204           32  23  0  213  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     34  43  0  144  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 RUTH 18-10121               44  30  0  210  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         26  25  0  180  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         89 141  2  208  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       82  44  0  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  41  59  1  203  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 HEINRIK 81-1257             62  50  1  357  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes