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Date : 04/08/2014 Duedate: 04/21/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 71
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 342 238 2 59.0 SAND DANCERS 46/270
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 51/253
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 86 89 0 49.1 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
3 VIKINGS 10/355 114 130 1 46.7 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1650 2170 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 137 188 1 42.2
SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I saw a guy with a bag over his head snooping around, and I knew in a flash (the
sun is shining, and everything's flashing right now) that it was the Unknown
Spymaster and it was time for a spy report. So here's the news that was available at
printing time:
Personals! The give and take of alert minds! THREE managers sent in personals
this time, and it's great! Way better than most arenas on the Isle can do.
The Upright Man got 44 points today, and 1977 AMC Matador lost 36, same fight.
Somebody was up too late the night before the fights.
Our Champion of the Horn got the most challenges.
Color Me Suave was most avoided, and Sentinels did most of that avoiding.
We had ten fights, one challenge, and only two standbys. This, too, is good
compared to some arenas on the Isle.
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-15-1,20) of SENTINELS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50)
of Fine Imported Standbys. MAULI LAMA was beaten by R.O.U.S. in a popular 1 minute
melee. Oops. But Rats Of Unusual Size fight dirty. It's the only way they know to
go.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (69-60-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (34-44-0,127) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by
THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 2 minute uneven duel. An upset victory like this always
stirs the crowd, they actually got into fistfights over it!
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (33-23-0,158) of SENTINELS fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-26-
2,134) of VEGGIES. OZAWINDIB vanquished ARUGULA in a 2 minute uneven duel. Nobody
eats veggies these days. I blame the internet.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-24-0,193) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(52-49-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ANZAHANZEK was defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in an
action packed 5 minute melee. I think it's a kind of martial arts style, Jello-Fu or
something.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (46-42-1,199) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. AZAGHAL devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. I should hope so! Those Rirorni are just
about helpless on foot, and we wouldn't let him bring the horse into the arena. Too
hard to clean up afterward, you know?
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (41-60-1,195) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (46-67-0,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was viciously
subdued by PINCH BLISTER in a 3 minute brawl. Pinch will have a santa or know the
reason why.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (27-25-0,194) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (83-44-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. POCKET NEWS was devastated by ALMOST
PRETTY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight. More bad photos?
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (89-142-2,191) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (46-44-1,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH
in a 1 minute mismatched duel. It's a new strategy: Shiny offers a penny for the
Dash's thoughts, and the Dash, not having any, is stumped.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (43-42-1,203) of SENTINELS fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430)
(101-49-4,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO was subdued by MOIST TOWELETTE in an
exciting 1 minute melee. Subdued, yes, but very clean.
Our only challenge, for the title:
RUTH (18-10121) (45-30-0,215) of SHEPHERDS challenged HEINRIK (81-1257) (63-50-
1,373) of CLAN LONGBEARD. Up 158, I think. Large numbers stun me. RUTH was
viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight. Despite a valiant
effort (it took three minutes for Heinrik to subdue her), Ruth lost. So this arena
remains Ruth-less at the top. Our congratulations go to the silent Heinrik.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 64 50 1 389 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 84 44 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
AZAGHAL 81-1223 47 42 1 213 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 67 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 102 49 4 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 43 1 208 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 142 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
RUTH 18-10121 45 31 200 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 53 49 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 27 26 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 41 61 1 192 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 25 184 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 46 45 1 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 44 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 34 23 163 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 69 61 142 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 27 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
-JAKLAK 81-1430 30 23 118 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LADY ORIEL 81-1984 22 5 71 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
-CORNELIUS 83-285 17 9 60 NONSUCH HOUSE (399) TELORINTHE
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 15 16 1 23 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The "Almost Pretty" news update was hilarious. Whoever writes copy for Pocket News
needs a pay raise! -- Nomad
Jello Knuckles -- I never did understand that name. And as the spy report noted--
back to a winning record. Gotta like that. Well, I have to like that. You don't.
But I do. Like the record, I mean. -- Obrojobo
Heinrik -- Before the turn I looked at the standings and saw you on the throne and me
as the only GCC below you. I knew what was going to happen. It was sort of like
watching an avalanche in slow motion. You know it is going to be bad. But you can't
do anything about it. So you just hope it doesn't hurt. And maybe you'll learn
something. And, besides, it is a title shot, you gotta take that when you can get
it, right? I mean, you might have forgotten your weapon or something. Or tripped on
the sand and hit your head. It could have happened. But it wasn't likely. "Favored
by 100 points," I think I heard the bookies say. I don't even know what that means,
but I don't think it was praise for my chances. OR the chances of you falling and
hitting your head. Give me another 50 fights and I'll try again. -- Anzahanzek
These Pirate Kings are wiser than they look. -- Mauli Lama
Shiny Penny -- That is a crap load of FE you have. And a bunch of holes in your
hide. You have those also. You do seem like a bit of an FE giant in this place
right now. But apparently FE isn't everything. -- Azaghal
Pocket News -- Why do I not look forward to tommorrow's headline? At least spell
the name right, please. -- Ozawindib
Spy Reporter Mistaken! Stewards Are Adamant!
Some of 'em are brazen, trust me on this.
A Loss for Ozawindib! Is It His Name? Story on page 3.
The Hyphen-Dash -- You're no Heinrik. -- Ruth
Heinrik -- I'm back for more. Show me why scum are worthless against you again! --
Ruth
Azaghal -- Foul, I cry! I'm supposed to beat you. Is that your first victory over
me? -- Shiny Penny
Pinch Blister -- And here I thought I was past your scumming ways -- Virginia
1977 AMC Matador -- You're a classic. I'm unwanted. -- Arugula
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUTH was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
OBROJOBO was subdued by MOIST TOWELETTE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SHINY PENNY overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POCKET NEWS was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was viciously subdued by PINCH BLISTER in a 3 minute brawl.
AZAGHAL devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
ANZAHANZEK was defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 5 minute melee.
OZAWINDIB vanquished ARUGULA in a 2 minute uneven duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
MAULI LAMA was beaten by R.O.U.S. in a popular 1 minute melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 16 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 71 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 64 50 1 389 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 84 44 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 47 42 1 213 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 67 0 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 102 49 4 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 43 1 208 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 142 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 45 31 0 200 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 25 0 184 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was HEINRIK 81-1257. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, AZAGHAL 81-1223, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, THE UPRIGHT MAN
10-5185, RUTH 18-10121, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, OZAWINDIB
7-6212, and ARUGULA 3-7180.
The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292. The other ten least
popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, OBROJOBO
7-5869, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, ARUGULA
3-7180, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 27 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 43 1 208 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 44 0 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 67 0 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 27 26 0 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 142 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 84 44 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 41 61 1 192 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 64 50 1 389 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE