AD Date : 04/22/2014 Duedate: 05/05/2014 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 72 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 346 240 2 59.0 SAND DANCERS 46/270 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 51/253 2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 87 89 0 49.4 THE MOONDOGS 10/247 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254 3 VIKINGS 10/355 116 131 1 47.0 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46 SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255 4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1651 2170 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250 REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120 REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122 THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395 SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 138 192 1 41.8 SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372 SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359 SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Here we are in the definite, inarguable spring! How am I sure? Because I've heard the voice of the riding lawnmower moving over the face of the land. You don't get a more certain diagnostic than that. A couple of significant point movements, chosen by Debby Tonte: Mauli Lama, up thirty-five. Obrojobo, down twenty-two. All within a single team! Somebody avoided Found in the Sand, that somebody being a Sentinel. But nobody challenged anyone else. Nine fights, no challenges, two standbys. It can't be the post-tourney let-down, because no one here DOES tourneys. Maybe it's spring fever. MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-16-1,23) of SENTINELS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. For this, quite rightly, Mauli got a bunch of points. ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-27-2,134) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (69- 61-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute duel. It was probably the late frost that did it. SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (90-142-2,203) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (102-49-4,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. If you wipe something often enough, you just wipe it away. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (53-49-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19- 5364) (27-26-0,196) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET NEWS in an action packed 4 minute gruesome fight. Four minutes? I hope to read all about it in the paper next time. THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (46-45-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (35-44-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Some people are hostile to idols. OBROJOBO (7-5869) (43-43-1,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (41-61-1,192) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. And thus Obrojobo dropped. AZAGHAL (81-1223) (47-42-1,213) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought RUTH (18-10121) (45- 31-0,200) of SHEPHERDS. AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl. Actually, he didn't VANQUISH her, he VANISHED her by luring her down a primrose path. Possibly paved with yellow bricks. Primroses are yellow, aren't they? ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (84-44-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in an exciting 5 minute gory melee. It strikes me that this is cause for concern. Five minutes, to defeat a standby? For the title: HEINRIK (81-1257) (64-50-1,389) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-67-0,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS. HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Hard to pinch a guy in armor, isn't it? Good work, Heinrik. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AZAGHAL 81-1223 48 42 1 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 103 49 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 26 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 143 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 53 50 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI RUTH 18-10121 45 32 193 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 47 45 1 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR -ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 25 184 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 45 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT -OZAWINDIB 7-6212 34 23 163 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 70 61 148 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ARUGULA 3-7180 26 28 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -VAGAN 29-4082 18 10 1 65 THE GUILD (400) LAPUR MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 16 1 58 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Excessive Brutality! Jealousy a Motive? Almost Pretty Fears Loss of Style Mastery! Inside story on page 5! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in a exciting 5 minute gory melee. AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl. OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET NEWS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight. SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute duel. MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 17 - 0 45 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 - 0 37 | |AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 72 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 48 42 1 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 0 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 103 49 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 45 32 0 193 SHEPHERDS (359) SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, AZAGHAL 81-1223, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HEINRIK 81-1257, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RUTH 18-10121, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, and ARUGULA 3-7180. The least popular fighter this week was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The other ten least popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, RUTH 18-10121, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARUGULA 3-7180 26 28 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 45 0 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 26 0 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 143 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 0 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE