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Date : 04/22/2014 Duedate: 05/05/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 72
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 346 240 2 59.0 SAND DANCERS 46/270
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 51/253
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 87 89 0 49.4 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
3 VIKINGS 10/355 116 131 1 47.0 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 BLUE MOON 9/249 1651 2170 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
THE FAMILY 43/248 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
SAND DANCERS 65/78 5 END 13/298 138 192 1 41.8
SAND DANCERS 74/36 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 75/37 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 76/38 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 77/72 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are in the definite, inarguable spring! How am I sure? Because I've
heard the voice of the riding lawnmower moving over the face of the land. You don't
get a more certain diagnostic than that.
A couple of significant point movements, chosen by Debby Tonte: Mauli Lama, up
thirty-five. Obrojobo, down twenty-two. All within a single team!
Somebody avoided Found in the Sand, that somebody being a Sentinel. But nobody
challenged anyone else. Nine fights, no challenges, two standbys. It can't be the
post-tourney let-down, because no one here DOES tourneys. Maybe it's spring fever.
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-16-1,23) of SENTINELS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a
popular 1 minute gory uneven match. For this, quite rightly, Mauli got a bunch of
points.
ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-27-2,134) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (69-
61-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute
duel. It was probably the late frost that did it.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (90-142-2,203) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought MOIST TOWELETTE
(42-4430) (102-49-4,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST
TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. If you wipe something often enough, you
just wipe it away.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (53-49-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (27-26-0,196) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET
NEWS in an action packed 4 minute gruesome fight. Four minutes? I hope to read all
about it in the paper next time.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (46-45-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (35-44-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT
MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Some people are hostile to idols.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (43-43-1,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623)
(41-61-1,192) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
in a 1 minute mismatched competition. And thus Obrojobo dropped.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (47-42-1,213) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought RUTH (18-10121) (45-
31-0,200) of SHEPHERDS. AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory
mismatched brawl. Actually, he didn't VANQUISH her, he VANISHED her by luring her
down a primrose path. Possibly paved with yellow bricks. Primroses are yellow,
aren't they?
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (84-44-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in an
exciting 5 minute gory melee. It strikes me that this is cause for concern. Five
minutes, to defeat a standby?
For the title:
HEINRIK (81-1257) (64-50-1,389) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(47-67-0,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS. HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Hard to pinch a guy in armor, isn't it?
Good work, Heinrik.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 48 42 1 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 103 49 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 26 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 143 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 53 50 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 45 32 193 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 47 45 1 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 25 184 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 45 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 34 23 163 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 70 61 148 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 28 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VAGAN 29-4082 18 10 1 65 THE GUILD (400) LAPUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 16 1 58 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Excessive Brutality! Jealousy a Motive? Almost Pretty Fears Loss of Style Mastery!
Inside story on page 5!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET NEWS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute duel.
MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 72 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 48 42 1 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 0 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 103 49 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 45 32 0 193 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, AZAGHAL 81-1223, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HEINRIK 81-1257, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RUTH 18-10121, VIRGINIA,
NO SANTA 65-6623, and ARUGULA 3-7180.
The least popular fighter this week was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The other ten least
popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185,
MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, RUTH 18-10121, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 28 2 134 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 43 44 1 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 45 0 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 68 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 26 0 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 143 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 85 44 0 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 61 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 65 50 1 400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE