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Date   : 04/22/2014    Duedate: 05/05/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 72

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  346  240   2 59.0      SAND DANCERS 46/270
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      SAND DANCERS 51/253
  2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317     87   89   0 49.4      THE MOONDOGS 10/247
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
  3 VIKINGS 10/355       116  131   1 47.0      THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
    SENTINELS 7/354                             CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  4 BLUE MOON 9/249     1651 2170  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    REFUGEES 65/151                             CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    REFORMERS 64/252                            CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    THE FAMILY 43/248                           THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                        5 END 13/298           138  192   1 41.8
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          VEGGIES 3/372
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 77/72                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 78/43                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Here we are in the definite, inarguable spring!  How am I sure?  Because I've
heard the voice of the riding lawnmower moving over the face of the land.  You don't
get a more certain diagnostic than that.
     A couple of significant point movements, chosen by Debby Tonte:  Mauli Lama, up
thirty-five.  Obrojobo, down twenty-two.  All within a single team!
     Somebody avoided Found in the Sand, that somebody being a Sentinel.  But nobody
challenged anyone else.  Nine fights, no challenges, two standbys.  It can't be the
post-tourney let-down, because no one here DOES tourneys.  Maybe it's spring fever.

     MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (15-16-1,23) of SENTINELS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys.  MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a
popular 1 minute gory uneven match.  For this, quite rightly, Mauli got a bunch of
points.
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-27-2,134) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (69-
61-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute
duel.  It was probably the late frost that did it.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (90-142-2,203) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought MOIST TOWELETTE
(42-4430) (102-49-4,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST
TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  If you wipe something often enough, you
just wipe it away.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (53-49-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (27-26-0,196) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET
NEWS in an action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.  Four minutes?  I hope to read all
about it in the paper next time.

     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (46-45-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (35-44-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT
MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Some people are hostile to idols.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (43-43-1,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623)
(41-61-1,192) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  And thus Obrojobo dropped.
     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (47-42-1,213) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought RUTH (18-10121) (45-
31-0,200) of SHEPHERDS.  AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory
mismatched brawl.  Actually, he didn't VANQUISH her, he VANISHED her by luring her
down a primrose path.  Possibly paved with yellow bricks.  Primroses are yellow,
aren't they?
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (84-44-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in an
exciting 5 minute gory melee.  It strikes me that this is cause for concern.  Five
minutes, to defeat a standby?

For the title:
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (64-50-1,389) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(47-67-0,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Hard to pinch a guy in armor, isn't it?
Good work, Heinrik.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              65  50  1  400  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              48  42  1  233  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        85  44     225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     103  49  4  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   42  61  1  207  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          28  26     207  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          90 143  2  204  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        47  68     194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       53  50     193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RUTH 18-10121                45  32     193  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      47  45  1  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              43  44  1  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  25     184  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      35  45     165  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             34  23     163  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     70  61     148  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ARUGULA 3-7180               26  28  2  134  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VAGAN 29-4082                18  10  1   65  THE GUILD (400)            LAPUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            16  16  1   58  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Excessive Brutality!  Jealousy a Motive?  Almost Pretty Fears Loss of Style Mastery!
Inside story on page 5!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEINRIK devastated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated TELGOR in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
AZAGHAL vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
OBROJOBO was demolished by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by POCKET NEWS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
SHINY PENNY was vanquished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ARUGULA lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute duel.
MAULI LAMA overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  72 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEINRIK 81-1257            65  50  1  400 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            48  42  1  233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      85  44  0  225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   103  49  4  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  42  61  1  207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
TOTAL PARRY      PINCH BLISTER 18-9859      47  68  0  194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              45  32  0  193 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            43  44  1  186 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, AZAGHAL 81-1223, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HEINRIK 81-1257, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RUTH 18-10121, VIRGINIA, 
NO SANTA 65-6623, and ARUGULA 3-7180.

The least popular fighter this week was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 
MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, RUTH 18-10121, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              26  28  2  134  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             43  44  1  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     35  45  0  165  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       47  68  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         28  26  0  207  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         90 143  2  204  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       85  44  0  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  42  61  1  207  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 HEINRIK 81-1257             65  50  1  400  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE