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Date : 05/06/2014 Duedate: 05/19/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 73
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 350 241 2 59.2 SAND DANCERS 46/270
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 51/253
2-YAMA BUSHI 30/317 87 89 0 49.4 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
3 VIKINGS 10/355 117 132 1 47.0 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
SENTINELS 7/354 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 KILLER TUNES 65/256 6 7 1 46.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
THE MONGOLOIDS 9/406 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1651 2171 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFUGEES 65/151 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
REFORMERS 64/252 6 END 13/298 141 196 1 41.8
THE FAMILY 43/248 VEGGIES 3/372
SAND DANCERS 65/78 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 74/36 PALINDROMES 73/405
SAND DANCERS 75/37 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 76/38 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 77/72 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here we are, clouds closing in, thunder rumbling, but... so what? The
maple tree outside my window here has keys on it. That's the fruiting bodies, those
things with a head and a wing, kind of like a comet? And those are the Keys to the
Door into Summer. Life is GOOD.
Debby Tonte reports some point movements she considers significant: Almost
Pretty, up 11. Pinch Blister down 8. Different fights. There were no challenges,
but a Sentinel avoided Color Me Suave.
We had eight fights, no challenges, and one standby.
Now, the fights:
ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-28-2,134) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (70-
61-0,148) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in an action
packed 1 minute uneven duel. Somebody should have told Mr. Matador not to park in
the garden.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (34-23-0,163) of SENTINELS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185)
(35-45-0,165) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. OZAWINDIB overcame THE UPRIGHT MAN in an action
packed 3 minute fight. Now, we have The Prone Man.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (53-50-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (42-61-1,207) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. JELLO KNUCKLES bested
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. Whatever flavor of jello this
was, it was the Right Stuff.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-68-0,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought JOSH (18-9109)
(43-50-0,200) of SHEPHERDS. PINCH BLISTER was devastated by JOSH in a 2 minute one-
sided duel. For this loss, Pinch slipps down a step.
RUTH (18-10121) (45-32-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-28)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. RUTH narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
in an exciting 6 minute bloody fight. And well done, too.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (103-49-4,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (90-143-2,204) of FOUND IN THE SAND. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered SHINY
PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. Yep, rubbing the details right
off. And is that tarnish I see forming?
GAD (18-9239) (56-58-1,227) of SHEPHERDS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (28-26-
0,207) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. GAD bested POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute fight. Good
Gad!
For the title:
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (85-44-0,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (32-25-0,184) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated ANZAHANZEK in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel. I've got to question that name. Anyone who
can fight like that is not ALMOST Pretty, she's beautiful and no two ways about it.
Congratulations to Very Pretty.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 86 44 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 57 58 1 234 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 104 49 4 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 44 50 209 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 144 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 54 50 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 46 32 203 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 62 1 195 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 27 195 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 26 189 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 69 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 23 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 46 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 71 61 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 29 2 131 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Strange Apparition on Sands! Jello Has Negative Armor Class! All Is Revealed, page
12!
What flavor of jello is that? Does the class differ if fruit are included?
Azaghal / Obrojobo -- I guess last week was switch week. The underdog wins. -- Ruth
/ Virginia
The Hyphen-Dash -- Didn't you hear?!? Last week was switch week--I was supposed to
win. -- The Upright Man
Moist Towelette -- I'm beginning to feel a bit too rubbed clean. -- Shiny Penny
Can't read the date....
1977 AMC Matador -- Yeah, you're still a classic. -- Arugula
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD bested POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated ANZAHANZEK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUTH narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 6 minute bloody fight.
PINCH BLISTER was devastated by JOSH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES bested VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
OZAWINDIB overcame THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
ARUGULA was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 23 - 0 34 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 73 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 86 44 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 57 58 1 234 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 104 49 4 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 44 50 0 209 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 144 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 54 50 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 46 32 0 203 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 26 0 189 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The ten other most popular fighters were VIRGINIA,
NO SANTA 65-6623, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, RUTH 18-10121, JOSH
18-9109, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, GAD 18-9239, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, and POCKET NEWS 19-5364.
The least popular fighter this week was SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204,
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, GAD 18-9239, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554,
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, and RUTH 18-10121.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 26 29 2 131 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 26 0 189 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 35 46 0 165 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 57 58 1 234 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 28 27 0 195 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 90 144 2 204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 86 44 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 42 62 1 195 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG