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Date   : 05/06/2014    Duedate: 05/19/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 73

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  350  241   2 59.2      SAND DANCERS 46/270
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      SAND DANCERS 51/253
  2-YAMA BUSHI 30/317     87   89   0 49.4      THE MOONDOGS 10/247
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
  3 VIKINGS 10/355       117  132   1 47.0      THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
    SENTINELS 7/354                             CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  4 KILLER TUNES 65/256    6    7   1 46.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    THE MONGOLOIDS 9/406                        CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
  5 BLUE MOON 9/249     1651 2171  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    REFUGEES 65/151                             THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    REFORMERS 64/252                          6 END 13/298           141  196   1 41.8
    THE FAMILY 43/248                           VEGGIES 3/372
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          PALINDROMES 73/405
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 77/72                          BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    SAND DANCERS 78/43                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are, clouds closing in, thunder rumbling, but... so what?  The
maple tree outside my window here has keys on it.  That's the fruiting bodies, those
things with a head and a wing, kind of like a comet?  And those are the Keys to the 
Door into Summer.  Life is GOOD.
     Debby Tonte reports some point movements she considers significant:  Almost
Pretty, up 11.  Pinch Blister down 8.  Different fights.  There were no challenges,
but a Sentinel avoided Color Me Suave.
     We had eight fights, no challenges, and one standby.

Now, the fights:
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (26-28-2,134) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (70-
61-0,148) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ARUGULA was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in an action
packed 1 minute uneven duel.  Somebody should have told Mr. Matador not to park in
the garden.
     OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (34-23-0,163) of SENTINELS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185)
(35-45-0,165) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  OZAWINDIB overcame THE UPRIGHT MAN in an action
packed 3 minute fight.  Now, we have The Prone Man.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (53-50-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (42-61-1,207) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  JELLO KNUCKLES bested
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.  Whatever flavor of jello this
was, it was the Right Stuff.
     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-68-0,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought JOSH (18-9109)
(43-50-0,200) of SHEPHERDS.  PINCH BLISTER was devastated by JOSH in a 2 minute one-
sided duel.  For this loss, Pinch slipps down a step.
     RUTH (18-10121) (45-32-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-28)
(0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  RUTH narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
in an exciting 6 minute bloody fight.  And well done, too.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (103-49-4,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (90-143-2,204) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered SHINY
PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.  Yep, rubbing the details right
off.  And is that tarnish I see forming?
     GAD (18-9239) (56-58-1,227) of SHEPHERDS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (28-26-
0,207) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  GAD bested POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute fight.  Good
Gad!

For the title:
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (85-44-0,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (32-25-0,184) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY devastated ANZAHANZEK in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.  I've got to question that name.  Anyone who
can fight like that is not ALMOST Pretty, she's beautiful and no two ways about it.
Congratulations to Very Pretty.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        86  44     236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  57  58  1  234  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     104  49  4  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOSH 18-9109                 44  50     209  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          90 144  2  204  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       54  50     203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RUTH 18-10121                46  32     203  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   42  62  1  195  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          28  27     195  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  26     189  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        47  69     186  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             35  23     172  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      35  46     165  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     71  61     155  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180               26  29  2  131  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Strange Apparition on Sands!  Jello Has Negative Armor Class!  All Is Revealed, page
12!

     What flavor of jello is that?  Does the class differ if fruit are included?

Azaghal / Obrojobo -- I guess last week was switch week.  The underdog wins. -- Ruth
/ Virginia

The Hyphen-Dash -- Didn't you hear?!?  Last week was switch week--I was supposed to
win. -- The Upright Man

Moist Towelette -- I'm beginning to feel a bit too rubbed clean. -- Shiny Penny

     Can't read the date....

1977 AMC Matador -- Yeah, you're still a classic. -- Arugula

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAD bested POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated ANZAHANZEK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUTH narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 6 minute bloody fight.
PINCH BLISTER was devastated by JOSH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES bested VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
OZAWINDIB overcame THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
ARUGULA was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  23 -  0      34  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn  73 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      86  44  0  236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                57  58  1  234 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   104  49  4  230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               44  50  0  209 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        90 144  2  204 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     54  50  0  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              46  32  0  203 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          32  26  0  189 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIRGINIA, 
NO SANTA 65-6623, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, RUTH 18-10121, JOSH 
18-9109, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, GAD 18-9239, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, and POCKET NEWS 19-5364.

The least popular fighter this week was SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, 
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, GAD 18-9239, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, and RUTH 18-10121.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              26  29  2  131  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204           32  26  0  189  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     35  46  0  165  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 GAD 18-9239                 57  58  1  234  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         28  27  0  195  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         90 144  2  204  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       86  44  0  236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  42  62  1  195  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG