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Date : 06/03/2014 Duedate: 06/16/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 75
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 355 246 2 59.1 SAND DANCERS 51/253
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 88 92 0 48.9 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
3-KILLER TUNES 65/256 6 7 1 46.2 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
THE MONGOLOIDS 9/406 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
4 VIKINGS 10/355 119 139 1 46.1 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
SENTINELS 7/354 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1653 2171 21 43.2 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
REFUGEES 65/151 6 END 13/298 152 203 1 42.8
REFORMERS 64/252 VEGGIES 3/372
THE FAMILY 43/248 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 65/78 PALINDROMES 73/405
SAND DANCERS 74/36 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 75/37 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
SAND DANCERS 76/38 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 77/72 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
SAND DANCERS 78/43 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 46/270
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
I'm back from Primus. Assur says I might not be long for Storm Rock, but for
this split, at least, I'm here. I'd love to sit on the throne for the entire split,
but I suspect that will not happen. But I'm sure I'll be here more than a couple
times. -- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, hmm, Debby Tonte did the preliminary notes. She watched the fight. I
watched her. If there are mistakes, you can figure out why without any prompting
from me. But just to give you a hint, we had a major storm, even for this stormy
area. Thunder, lightning, torrential rain, dangerous winds. Very exciting.
Significant point movements: Shiny Penny, up 33. Pinch Blister down 28.
Different fights.
Next Generation was avoided by Sentinels. What's wrong with another generation?
Twelve fights, no challenges, three standbys.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (15-6-0,51) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Little did any of us know that the
Unemployed Person used to be a nanny and knew all about diapers!
REDDIG (81-1838) (24-9-0,80) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069)
(16-9-0,67) of PALINDROMES. REDDIG was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 1
minute one-sided contest. No wontons for Reddig.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (71-62-0,156) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JAKLAK (81-
1430) (30-24-0,117) of CLAN LONGBEARD. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered JAKLAK in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. Are we surprised? I don't think so.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-70-0,176) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ARUGULA (3-7180)
(27-29-2,140) of VEGGIES. PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by ARUGULA in a popular 2
minute uneven match. You can see why the Blister dropped.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (35-47-0,164) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CHEATING
MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE UPRIGHT MAN won victory
over CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 minute duel. I should hope so!
JOSH (18-9109) (44-51-0,204) of SHEPHERDS fought OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (35-24-
0,169) of SENTINELS. JOSH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
It's the names. "Josh" is so much easier for the announcers.
RUTH (18-10121) (46-33-0,198) of SHEPHERDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) (0-0-
0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. RUTH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2
minute one-sided competition. He has that affect on many women.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (91-144-2,209) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (86-45-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. No one ever said things would be fair: to
those going up, more points are given, and to those sliding off the high spots, more
are taken away.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (29-27-0,206) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (43-62-1,209) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. POCKET NEWS overpowered
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Does this mean there IS a Santa,
or just that we're going to hear all about the lack?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (105-49-4,241) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-
5869) (44-44-1,197) of SENTINELS. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered OBROJOBO in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. Did you know that if you wipe someone's face hard
enough with one of those things, you can wipe it RIGHT OFF? Weird.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (55-50-0,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (32-27-0,191) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES subdued ANZAHANZEK in an exciting 1
minute melee. I've heard of jello with fruit in it, but jello with horseshoes?
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (58-58-1,263) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (49-42-1,248)
of DRAGONBANE GUILD. GAD viciously subdued AZAGHAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
gruesome Title fight. Good work, Gad. You get the title, you KEEP it.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 59 58 1 275 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 106 49 4 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 92 144 2 242 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 50 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 30 27 217 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
JOSH 18-9109 45 51 215 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 44 45 1 202 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
AZAGHAL 81-1223 49 43 1 198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 63 1 191 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 28 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 46 34 189 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 86 46 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 47 43 174 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
ARUGULA 3-7180 28 29 2 171 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 25 167 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 47 166 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 72 62 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 71 148 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JAKLAK 81-1430 30 25 120 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RAMIRUS 81-1935 26 15 1 94 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 17 9 92 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDIG 81-1838 24 10 65 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 18 1 48 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 7 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Azaghal -- Your invisibility cloak caught me off guard. -- Ruth
More invisible warriors... So much fun... -- Assur
Almost Pretty -- No column and not pretty? Get off the throne and stay off. -- Gad
Moist Towelette -- Go back to Shining Pennies, please. -- Josh
Josh -- Watch it! -- Shiny Penny
1977 AMC Matador -- You're supposed to drive around me and make me look good for a
couple minutes before you give up. Gotta keep the fans happy. -- Shiny Penny
Jaklak -- Next time can I get skills to go with the win? -- Arugula
Mauli Lama -- Welcome to both of us! We're both pretty new here. -- Wonton Not Now
Manager Assurnasirbanipal Reads News for Free! Publisher Annoyed! Thugs Will Call!
Report on this next week.
Gad -- I had a headache. -- Pocket News
Is Ozawindib Infamous Bidniwazo? Secret Identity Unmasked? Investigation Continues!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD viciously subdued AZAGHAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES subdued ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 minute melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered OBROJOBO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
POCKET NEWS overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHINY PENNY devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUTH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
JOSH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN won victory over CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 minute duel.
PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by ARUGULA in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered JAKLAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REDDIG was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 75 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 59 58 1 275 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 106 49 4 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 92 144 2 242 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 50 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL POCKET NEWS 19-5364 30 27 0 217 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 45 51 0 215 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 44 45 1 202 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 28 0 190 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 46 34 0 189 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAD 18-9239. The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 81-1223, JOSH
18-9109, ARUGULA 3-7180, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, POCKET NEWS
19-5364, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were REDDIG 81-1838, JAKLAK 81-1430, RUTH 18-10121, VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA 65-6623, OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859,
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 28 29 2 171 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 44 45 1 202 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 47 0 166 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 59 58 1 275 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 30 27 0 217 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 92 144 2 242 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 7 0 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 106 49 4 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 63 1 191 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 17 9 0 92 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 49 43 1 198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY (659)
FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)
CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20 (2091)
ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX (2126)
SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED (6707)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes