AD Date : 07/01/2014 Duedate: 07/14/2014 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 77 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 359 252 2 58.8 NEXT GENERATION 58/368 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 2 CLAN LONGBEA 81/374 92 92 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 3-SENTINELS 7/354 121 141 1 46.2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1654 2172 21 43.2 4 VEGGIES 3/372 162 211 2 43.4 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 0 0 100 SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Clouds, ugh. Horrible things when they cover the whole sky. And lawnmowers. And dentists! Oh, well, how about a spy report for variety? Ten fights, one challenge, three standbys. That's better than Andorak can show. Significant point movements: 1977 AMC Matador up 27; Argula down 24. Same fight. Moist Towelette got the most (only) challenges. No one was avoided. WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (17-10-0,73) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Seems a little harsh, but if you have to butcher someone, the Deserter is a good choice. REDDIG (81-1838) (25-10-0,71) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (15-7-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match. I'm not even going to tell you what image THAT brought to mind. JAKLAK (81-1430) (31-25-0,142) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-72-0,134) of CENTER FOR OLDS. JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 6 minute gory match. I figure, if six minutes was a narrow defeat, there must have been a bunch of backing and forthing. Anyone care to comment? It isn't like I could see much from the staff box. POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (30-28-0,190) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (36-48-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in an action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. Really got the inside goods on him, eh? RUTH (18-10121) (47-34-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (86- 47-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee. Oooo! Words were exchanged, slaps, hisses! I could hardly stand to look. ARUGULA (3-7180) (29-29-2,186) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (72- 63-0,153) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided competition. This was the fight with the noted point movements. SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (93-144-2,270) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. Odd match, surely we have standbys who could take on Shiny at a closer level? JOSH (18-9109) (46-51-0,223) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0- 0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight. Sometimes I wonder what it takes to drive someone into being a standby gladiator. The challenge: VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-64-1,198) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (107-49-4,260) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 62. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Devastated, but VERY clean. For the title: GAD (18-9239) (60-58-1,288) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-51- 0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE. GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in an action packed 2 minute one-sided Title match. Good Gad! No Jello today! Congratulations and so on. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JOSH 18-9109 47 51 231 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA -OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 45 1 215 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 87 47 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 65 1 204 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG -AZAGHAL 81-1223 50 43 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE POCKET NEWS 19-5364 31 28 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA -ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 28 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR RUTH 18-10121 47 35 186 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 52 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 73 63 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 48 43 176 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR -OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 26 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 49 167 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT ARUGULA 3-7180 29 30 2 162 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JAKLAK 81-1430 32 25 146 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 73 136 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 12 87 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE REDDIG 81-1838 26 10 79 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 10 1 75 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA -MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 19 1 46 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 8 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN ALASTARIAN DESERTER 0 0 0 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 77 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Gad -- I have a much higher class of readers than that. -- Pocket News Pocket News Most Sought After! Read all about it on page 3! Obrojobo Requests Headline Billing! Typesetter Objects to Overuse of O! Further comments and interviews on page 26. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Title match. JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight. SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided competition. RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee. POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 6 minute gory match. REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match. WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 12 - 0 60 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 10 - 0 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 1 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 22 - 0 31 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 | Turn 77 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 47 51 0 231 SHEPHERDS (359) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 87 47 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 35 0 186 SHEPHERDS (359) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 52 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK REDDIG 81-1838 26 10 0 79 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The ten other most popular fighters were SHINY PENNY 32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, GAD 18-9239, JAKLAK 81-1430, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ARUGULA 3-7180, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, RUTH 18-10121, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, REDDIG 81-1838, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ARUGULA 3-7180, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 1 TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARUGULA 3-7180 29 30 2 162 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 49 0 167 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA POCKET NEWS 19-5364 31 28 0 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 8 0 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 65 1 204 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 10 1 75 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA JAKLAK 81-1430 32 25 0 146 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE