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Date : 07/01/2014 Duedate: 07/14/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 77
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 359 252 2 58.8 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2 CLAN LONGBEA 81/374 92 92 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3-SENTINELS 7/354 121 141 1 46.2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1654 2172 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 162 211 2 43.4 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 0 0 100
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Clouds, ugh. Horrible things when they cover the whole sky. And lawnmowers.
And dentists! Oh, well, how about a spy report for variety?
Ten fights, one challenge, three standbys. That's better than Andorak can show.
Significant point movements: 1977 AMC Matador up 27; Argula down 24. Same fight.
Moist Towelette got the most (only) challenges. No one was avoided.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (17-10-0,73) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Seems a little harsh, but if you have to
butcher someone, the Deserter is a good choice.
REDDIG (81-1838) (25-10-0,71) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(15-7-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute
one-sided match. I'm not even going to tell you what image THAT brought to mind.
JAKLAK (81-1430) (31-25-0,142) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(47-72-0,134) of CENTER FOR OLDS. JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in an
action packed 6 minute gory match. I figure, if six minutes was a narrow defeat,
there must have been a bunch of backing and forthing. Anyone care to comment? It
isn't like I could see much from the staff box.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (30-28-0,190) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (36-48-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT
MAN in an action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. Really got the inside goods on
him, eh?
RUTH (18-10121) (47-34-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (86-
47-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2
minute gruesome uneven melee. Oooo! Words were exchanged, slaps, hisses! I could
hardly stand to look.
ARUGULA (3-7180) (29-29-2,186) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (72-
63-0,153) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2
minute one-sided competition. This was the fight with the noted point movements.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (93-144-2,270) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. Odd match, surely we have standbys who
could take on Shiny at a closer level?
JOSH (18-9109) (46-51-0,223) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2
minute bloody one-sided fight. Sometimes I wonder what it takes to drive someone
into being a standby gladiator.
The challenge:
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-64-1,198) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (107-49-4,260) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 62. VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Devastated,
but VERY clean.
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (60-58-1,288) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-51-
0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE. GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in an action packed 2
minute one-sided Title match. Good Gad! No Jello today! Congratulations and so on.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 47 51 231 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 45 1 215 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 87 47 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 65 1 204 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 50 43 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 31 28 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 28 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 47 35 186 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 52 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 73 63 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 48 43 176 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 26 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 49 167 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ARUGULA 3-7180 29 30 2 162 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKLAK 81-1430 32 25 146 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 73 136 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 12 87 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
REDDIG 81-1838 26 10 79 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 10 1 75 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 19 1 46 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 8 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ALASTARIAN DESERTER 0 0 0 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 77
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Gad -- I have a much higher class of readers than that. -- Pocket News
Pocket News Most Sought After! Read all about it on page 3!
Obrojobo Requests Headline Billing! Typesetter Objects to Overuse of O! Further
comments and interviews on page 26.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Title match.
JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 6 minute gory match.
REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 22 - 0 31 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 77 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 47 51 0 231 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 87 47 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 35 0 186 SHEPHERDS (359)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 52 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK REDDIG 81-1838 26 10 0 79 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The ten other most popular fighters were SHINY PENNY
32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, GAD 18-9239, JAKLAK 81-1430, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ARUGULA 3-7180, and
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, RUTH 18-10121, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554,
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, REDDIG 81-1838, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ARUGULA 3-7180,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 1
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 29 30 2 162 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 36 49 0 167 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 61 58 1 302 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 31 28 0 196 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 144 2 278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 8 0 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 108 49 4 272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 65 1 204 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 10 1 75 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
JAKLAK 81-1430 32 25 0 146 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE