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Date   : 07/01/2014    Duedate: 07/14/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 77

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  359  252   2 58.8      NEXT GENERATION 58/368
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  2 CLAN LONGBEA 81/374   92   92   0 50.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3-SENTINELS 7/354      121  141   1 46.2      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1654 2172  21 43.2
  4 VEGGIES 3/372        162  211   2 43.4    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    0   0  100
    SHEPHERDS 18/359                            PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Clouds, ugh.  Horrible things when they cover the whole sky.  And lawnmowers.
And dentists!  Oh, well, how about a spy report for variety?
     Ten fights, one challenge, three standbys.  That's better than Andorak can show.
Significant point movements:  1977 AMC Matador up 27; Argula down 24.  Same fight.
Moist Towelette got the most (only) challenges.  No one was avoided.

     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (17-10-0,73) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Seems a little harsh, but if you have to
butcher someone, the Deserter is a good choice.
     REDDIG (81-1838) (25-10-0,71) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(15-7-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  I'm not even going to tell you what image THAT brought to mind.
     JAKLAK (81-1430) (31-25-0,142) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(47-72-0,134) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in an
action packed 6 minute gory match.  I figure, if six minutes was a narrow defeat,
there must have been a bunch of backing and forthing.  Anyone care to comment?  It
isn't like I could see much from the staff box.
     POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (30-28-0,190) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (36-48-0,171) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT
MAN in an action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.  Really got the inside goods on
him, eh?

     RUTH (18-10121) (47-34-0,193) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (86-
47-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2
minute gruesome uneven melee.  Oooo!  Words were exchanged, slaps, hisses!  I could
hardly stand to look.
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (29-29-2,186) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (72-
63-0,153) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2
minute one-sided competition.  This was the fight with the noted point movements.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (93-144-2,270) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys.  SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.  Odd match, surely we have standbys who
could take on Shiny at a closer level?
     JOSH (18-9109) (46-51-0,223) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2
minute bloody one-sided fight.  Sometimes I wonder what it takes to drive someone
into being a standby gladiator.

The challenge:
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-64-1,198) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (107-49-4,260) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  Up 62.  VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Devastated,
but VERY clean.

For the title:
     GAD (18-9239) (60-58-1,288) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-51-
0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in an action packed 2
minute one-sided Title match.  Good Gad!  No Jello today!  Congratulations and so on.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  61  58  1  302  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          94 144  2  278  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     108  49  4  272  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JOSH 18-9109                 47  51     231  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              45  45  1  215  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        87  47     205  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   43  65  1  204  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              50  43  1  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          31  28     196  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  28     190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 RUTH 18-10121                47  35     186  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       56  52     184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     73  63     180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100       48  43     176  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             35  26     172  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      36  49     167  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180               29  30  2  162  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKLAK 81-1430               32  25     146  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        47  73     136  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  12      87  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 REDDIG 81-1838               26  10      79  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       18  10  1   75  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            16  19  1   46  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        15   8      46  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ALASTARIAN DESERTER        0   0  0                        WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069     77

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Gad -- I have a much higher class of readers than that. -- Pocket News

Pocket News Most Sought After!  Read all about it on page 3!

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comments and interviews on page 26.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GAD handily defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Title match.
JOSH devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHINY PENNY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARUGULA was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
RUTH was handily defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
POCKET NEWS vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
JAKLAK narrowly defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 6 minute gory match.
REDDIG overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WONTON NOT NOW butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW         5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  26 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  22 -  0      31  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn  77 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                61  58  1  302 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        94 144  2  278 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   108  49  4  272 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               47  51  0  231 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      87  47  0  205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              47  35  0  186 SHEPHERDS (359)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     56  52  0  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  REDDIG 81-1838             26  10  0   79 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHINY PENNY 
32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, GAD 18-9239, JAKLAK 81-1430, ALMOST 
PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ARUGULA 3-7180, and 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, RUTH 18-10121, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, REDDIG 81-1838, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ARUGULA 3-7180, 
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 1  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              29  30  2  162  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     36  49  0  167  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 GAD 18-9239                 61  58  1  302  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         31  28  0  196  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         94 144  2  278  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       15   8  0   46  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    108  49  4  272  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  43  65  1  204  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      18  10  1   75  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 JAKLAK 81-1430              32  25  0  146  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE