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Date : 07/15/2014 Duedate: 07/28/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 78
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 361 255 2 58.6 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2 CLAN LONGBEA 81/374 93 93 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3-SENTINELS 7/354 121 141 1 46.2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1655 2172 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 167 215 2 43.7 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 1 0 50.0
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
What happened to my column last turn?!? Technology error? Human error?
Someone needs to pay for that error.
Jello Knuckles again. Definitely doesn't have what it takes to be the Champion
of the Horn.
While I DO!
-- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Alright, alright, all RIGHT. Cheese Louise! The Commission wants to know why I
don't get the spy report in sooner, because the arena is so small. I'm meditating,
okay? Gotta give you guys my best-of-the-day.
So, significant point movements as designated by Zontani Sharp-Eyes. His eyes
are so sharp, he could cut you with a glance, or so he says. I haven't seen it
happen yet, but who knows? On the Isle, it might actually be possible. But we
aren't ON the Isle, we're off to the east on the shore of the Storm Sea. Better
standard of living, heck, better COST of living! Where was I... oh, right. Point
movements. Luc Starwalker up 15. Out for a Duck down 39. Different fights.
Shepherds avoided Color Me Suave. Well, they should know. Most challenged,
only challenged Moist Towelette.
Someone was spotted honing his years in a dark alley, hiding out with secrets
and assassins.
Ten fights, one challenge, two standbys.
REDDIG (81-1838) (26-10-0,79) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069)
(18-10-1,75) of PALINDROMES. REDDIG overpowered WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. Give the guy with the beard a fortune cookie.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-12-0,87) of BAD SIGNS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. OUT FOR A DUCK was assassinated by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven match. Hence the major drop in
recognition. Nobody recognizes a corpse.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (73-63-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LUC STARWALKER
(58-6100) (48-43-0,176) of NEXT GENERATION. 1977 AMC MATADOR lost to LUC STARWALKER
in a popular 1 minute duel. And thus Luc's rise.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (36-49-0,167) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought JAKLAK (81-
1430) (32-25-0,146) of CLAN LONGBEARD. THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously subdued JAKLAK in
an action packed 3 minute gory duel. Viciously, hmmm? Do you suppose the Man is
anti-beard?
ARUGULA (3-7180) (29-30-2,162) of VEGGIES fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-73-
0,136) of CENTER FOR OLDS. ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an action
packed 3 minute gruesome fight. See? Eat your veggies and they'll protect you from
blisters.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (31-28-0,196) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought RUTH (18-
10121) (47-35-0,186) of SHEPHERDS. POCKET NEWS savagely defeated RUTH in an exciting
4 minute bloody struggle. It's a hackneyed pun, but... the News was ruth-less.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (94-144-2,278) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (87-47-0,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY was demolished by ALMOST
PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched competition. An upset victory, leaving more than
Shiny upset by it.
JOSH (18-9109) (47-51-0,231) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOSH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular
1 minute gory contest. Blacksmiths have no subtlety.
The challenge:
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-65-1,204) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (108-49-4,272) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 68. VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. The
devastation is not surprising, but I note the steward did not think it an uneven
match.
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (61-58-1,302) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-52-
0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE. GAD viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute
gruesome Title match. It was probably the added fruit. If you're not careful, you
can really mess up your jello that way. And no, Gad, I don't know what happened to
your column last time. Perhaps hal had a fit. That's been happening a lot lately.
Sorry.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 62 58 1 308 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 109 49 4 283 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 48 51 234 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 88 47 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 45 1 215 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 28 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 66 1 205 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 145 2 201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 50 43 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 43 191 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 53 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 47 36 185 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 73 64 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 49 174 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 26 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ARUGULA 3-7180 30 30 2 164 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKLAK 81-1430 32 26 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 74 139 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDIG 81-1838 27 10 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 11 1 70 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 13 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 16 19 1 46 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 15 8 46 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 13 0 BAD SIGNS 397 CAPTURED PIRATE KING 78
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Moist Towelette -- Just give me my last skill, please. -- Viriginia
1977 AMC Matador -- Maybe I can find someone to create a trust fund to make me a
classic, too. -- Arugula
Almost Pretty -- Almost was good enough last turn. -- Ruth
Pocket News -- Unlike some of my stablemates, I find your pages to be full of
teachings that are useful. -- The Upright Man
Reddig -- The next time I'll overpower you with my odors. -- Dirty Diapers
Surprise Interview! Upright Man Tired of Standing, Requests Vacation! Inside story
on page 4.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GAD viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute gruesome Title match.
JOSH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
SHINY PENNY was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
POCKET NEWS savagely defeated RUTH in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously subdued JAKLAK in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR lost to LUC STARWALKER in a popular 1 minute duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK was assassinated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven match.
REDDIG overpowered WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 27 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 23 - 0 30 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 78 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 62 58 1 308 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 109 49 4 283 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 48 51 0 234 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 88 47 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 43 66 1 205 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 56 53 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 36 0 185 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK REDDIG 81-1838 27 10 0 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The ten other most popular fighters were POCKET
NEWS 19-5364, JOSH 18-9109, ARUGULA 3-7180, GAD 18-9239, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100,
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JAKLAK 81-1430,
and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069. The other ten least
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, REDDIG 81-1838, RUTH 18-10121, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, JAKLAK 81-1430, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 30 30 2 164 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 49 0 174 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 62 58 1 308 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 28 0 207 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 94 145 2 201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 109 49 4 283 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 43 0 191 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 43 66 1 205 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 11 1 70 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
JAKLAK 81-1430 32 26 0 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 13 0 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE