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Date : 07/29/2014 Duedate: 08/11/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 79
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 364 257 2 58.6 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2-CLAN LONGBEA 81/374 93 93 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 SENTINELS 7/354 123 144 1 46.1 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1655 2173 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 172 219 2 44.0 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 1 0 50.0
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Third time was just as charming as the first two against Jello Knuckles. No
complaints here!
I will face one of Suave's older guys this time. Either could end my reign
here, but I will put up my best fight.
-- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
A good day in general, and a good day for Storm Rock. Mixed sunshine and
clouds, cool for the season, excellent for brief, intense athletic action. In other
words, good for fighting. Also for hiking, picnics, digging in the garden, etc., but
that isn't what I'm here to talk about.
Significant point movements: Mauli Lama up 26, Wonton Not Now down 22, same
fight.
Most avoided, Clan Longbeard, by the Sentinels.
Eleven fights, one challenge (that's why the "most challenged" deal is moot
today), and two standbys.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (15-8-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. It's things like diapers that
drive men to leave home and BECOME Pirate Kings.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (18-11-1,70) of PALINDROMES fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292)
(16-19-1,46) of SENTINELS. WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1
minute uneven match. Embarrassing for Wonton.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (37-49-0,174) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by
CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. What can I say? The Guard doesn't like
coming out here every two weeks, and it makes him gnarly.
ARUGULA (3-7180) (30-30-2,164) of VEGGIES fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-74-
0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS. ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an action
packed 5 minute gory duel. And that is one Blister that got pinched severely.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-28-0,190) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(73-64-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR
in a 1 minute uneven fight. The weight of experience can be crushing, even without
this big heavy carriage involved. At least... I think that thing's a carriage?
RUTH (18-10121) (47-36-0,185) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (50-43-
1,200) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in an exciting 4
minute bloody struggle. Hard luck on Ruth; it's enough to make herding sheep look
easy, eh?
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-53-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (35-26-0,172) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd
pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition. Thirteen minutes? You guys think I've got
ALL DAY to watch? The seats in the stands aren't that comfortable, you know.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (45-45-1,215) of SENTINELS fought SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (94-
145-2,201) of FOUND IN THE SAND. OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Probably the brilliant reflections.
JOSH (18-9109) (48-51-0,234) of SHEPHERDS fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (109-
49-4,283) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight. Horrors! Josh's face was just... wiped off!
The only challenge today:
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-66-1,205) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (32-28-0,207) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. Up 2. VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This makes
Pocket News most challenged, and possibly inclined to be snappish.
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (62-58-1,308) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (88-47-
0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE. GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title
battle. "Almost" is not enough. Congratulations to Gad.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 95 145 2 211 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 51 43 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JOSH 18-9109 48 52 205 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 74 64 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 57 53 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 88 48 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 43 191 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 29 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 47 37 187 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 29 176 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 27 174 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 50 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ARUGULA 3-7180 31 30 2 166 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JAKLAK 81-1430 32 26 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 75 143 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-REDDIG 81-1838 27 10 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 17 19 1 72 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 8 52 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 12 1 48 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 13 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Moist Towelette -- You fail as a teacher. I just need one more skill and you don't
seem to be helping me to learn it. I'll try elsewhere. If he existed, I'd ask Santa
for it, but we all know that story. -- Virginia
Almost Pretty -- Before you rubbed the sand in my face, I was almost pretty, too.
I've been cleaned by a Moist Towelette many times. -- Shiny Penny
Pocket News -- You've gotten much better, Assur says. Care to share your
secret? -- Ruth
Pinch Blister/Jaklak -- See that? Viciously Subdued! That's right! -- Arugula/The
Upright Man
1977 AMC Matador -- Identity crisis or not, I wasn't going to let you run me down. --
Luc Starwalker
Reddig -- Hmmm, looks like we could be trading wins/losses for a long time. -- Wonton
Not Now
Arena Steward in Error! Arena Reporter in Error! Libel! No Savagery! Pocket News
DID HAVE Ruth! Completely! Full Report on Page 3.
Upright Man -- Thank you. -- Pocket News
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition.
RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 6 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 28 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 21 - 0 34 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 79 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 48 52 0 205 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 74 64 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 57 53 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 37 0 187 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 29 0 176 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was ARUGULA 3-7180. The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 81-1223,
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RUTH 18-10121, ANZAHANZEK
7-6204, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JOSH 18-9109, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, GAD
18-9239, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 31 30 2 166 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 50 0 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 29 0 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 95 145 2 211 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 8 0 52 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 12 1 48 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 51 43 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
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