AD Date : 07/29/2014 Duedate: 08/11/2014 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 79 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 364 257 2 58.6 NEXT GENERATION 58/368 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 2-CLAN LONGBEA 81/374 93 93 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 3 SENTINELS 7/354 123 144 1 46.1 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1655 2173 21 43.2 4 VEGGIES 3/372 172 219 2 44.0 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 1 0 50.0 SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Champion of the Horn Third time was just as charming as the first two against Jello Knuckles. No complaints here! I will face one of Suave's older guys this time. Either could end my reign here, but I will put up my best fight. -- Gad REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER A good day in general, and a good day for Storm Rock. Mixed sunshine and clouds, cool for the season, excellent for brief, intense athletic action. In other words, good for fighting. Also for hiking, picnics, digging in the garden, etc., but that isn't what I'm here to talk about. Significant point movements: Mauli Lama up 26, Wonton Not Now down 22, same fight. Most avoided, Clan Longbeard, by the Sentinels. Eleven fights, one challenge (that's why the "most challenged" deal is moot today), and two standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (15-8-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. It's things like diapers that drive men to leave home and BECOME Pirate Kings. WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (18-11-1,70) of PALINDROMES fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (16-19-1,46) of SENTINELS. WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute uneven match. Embarrassing for Wonton. THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (37-49-0,174) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. What can I say? The Guard doesn't like coming out here every two weeks, and it makes him gnarly. ARUGULA (3-7180) (30-30-2,164) of VEGGIES fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-74- 0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS. ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 5 minute gory duel. And that is one Blister that got pinched severely. ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-28-0,190) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (73-64-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight. The weight of experience can be crushing, even without this big heavy carriage involved. At least... I think that thing's a carriage? RUTH (18-10121) (47-36-0,185) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (50-43- 1,200) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in an exciting 4 minute bloody struggle. Hard luck on Ruth; it's enough to make herding sheep look easy, eh? JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-53-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7- 6212) (35-26-0,172) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition. Thirteen minutes? You guys think I've got ALL DAY to watch? The seats in the stands aren't that comfortable, you know. OBROJOBO (7-5869) (45-45-1,215) of SENTINELS fought SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (94- 145-2,201) of FOUND IN THE SAND. OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Probably the brilliant reflections. JOSH (18-9109) (48-51-0,234) of SHEPHERDS fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (109- 49-4,283) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight. Horrors! Josh's face was just... wiped off! The only challenge today: VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-66-1,205) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (32-28-0,207) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. Up 2. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This makes Pocket News most challenged, and possibly inclined to be snappish. For the title: GAD (18-9239) (62-58-1,308) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (88-47- 0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE. GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. "Almost" is not enough. Congratulations to Gad. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG SHINY PENNY 32-3789 95 145 2 211 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AZAGHAL 81-1223 51 43 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE JOSH 18-9109 48 52 205 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 74 64 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 57 53 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 88 48 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 43 191 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 29 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR RUTH 18-10121 47 37 187 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 29 176 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 27 174 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 50 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT ARUGULA 3-7180 31 30 2 166 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -JAKLAK 81-1430 32 26 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 47 75 143 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -REDDIG 81-1838 27 10 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAULI LAMA 7-6292 17 19 1 72 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 8 52 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 12 1 48 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA -OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 13 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Moist Towelette -- You fail as a teacher. I just need one more skill and you don't seem to be helping me to learn it. I'll try elsewhere. If he existed, I'd ask Santa for it, but we all know that story. -- Virginia Almost Pretty -- Before you rubbed the sand in my face, I was almost pretty, too. I've been cleaned by a Moist Towelette many times. -- Shiny Penny Pocket News -- You've gotten much better, Assur says. Care to share your secret? -- Ruth Pinch Blister/Jaklak -- See that? Viciously Subdued! That's right! -- Arugula/The Upright Man 1977 AMC Matador -- Identity crisis or not, I wasn't going to let you run me down. -- Luc Starwalker Reddig -- Hmmm, looks like we could be trading wins/losses for a long time. -- Wonton Not Now Arena Steward in Error! Arena Reporter in Error! Libel! No Savagery! Pocket News DID HAVE Ruth! Completely! Full Report on Page 3. Upright Man -- Thank you. -- Pocket News LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight. OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition. RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle. ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight. ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 5 minute gory duel. THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute uneven match. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 6 - 0 75 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 12 - 0 60 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 28 - 1 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 21 - 0 34 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 - 0 0 | Turn 79 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 48 52 0 205 SHEPHERDS (359) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 74 64 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 57 53 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354) PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 37 0 187 SHEPHERDS (359) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 29 0 176 SENTINELS (354) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was ARUGULA 3-7180. The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 81-1223, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RUTH 18-10121, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069. The other ten least popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JOSH 18-9109, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, GAD 18-9239, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARUGULA 3-7180 31 30 2 166 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI OBROJOBO 7-5869 45 46 1 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 37 50 0 171 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT GAD 18-9239 63 58 1 339 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA POCKET NEWS 19-5364 32 29 0 191 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 95 145 2 211 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 8 0 52 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 110 49 4 294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 66 1 218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 18 12 1 48 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA AZAGHAL 81-1223 51 43 1 210 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85) Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85. 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