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Date   : 07/29/2014    Duedate: 08/11/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 79

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  364  257   2 58.6      NEXT GENERATION 58/368
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  2-CLAN LONGBEA 81/374   93   93   0 50.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      123  144   1 46.1      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1655 2173  21 43.2
  4 VEGGIES 3/372        172  219   2 44.0    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    1   0 50.0
    SHEPHERDS 18/359                            PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

     Third time was just as charming as the first two against Jello Knuckles.  No
complaints here!
     I will face one of Suave's older guys this time.  Either could end my reign
here, but I will put up my best fight.

-- Gad

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     A good day in general, and a good day for Storm Rock.  Mixed sunshine and
clouds, cool for the season, excellent for brief, intense athletic action.  In other
words, good for fighting.  Also for hiking, picnics, digging in the garden, etc., but
that isn't what I'm here to talk about.
     Significant point movements:  Mauli Lama up 26, Wonton Not Now down 22, same
fight.
     Most avoided, Clan Longbeard, by the Sentinels.
     Eleven fights, one challenge (that's why the "most challenged" deal is moot
today), and two standbys.

     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (15-8-0,46) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  It's things like diapers that
drive men to leave home and BECOME Pirate Kings.
     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (18-11-1,70) of PALINDROMES fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292)
(16-19-1,46) of SENTINELS.  WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1
minute uneven match.  Embarrassing for Wonton.
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (37-49-0,174) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by
CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  What can I say?  The Guard doesn't like
coming out here every two weeks, and it makes him gnarly.
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (30-30-2,164) of VEGGIES fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (47-74-
0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an action
packed 5 minute gory duel.  And that is one Blister that got pinched severely.
     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-28-0,190) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(73-64-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  The weight of experience can be crushing, even without
this big heavy carriage involved.  At least... I think that thing's a carriage?

     RUTH (18-10121) (47-36-0,185) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (50-43-
1,200) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in an exciting 4
minute bloody struggle.  Hard luck on Ruth; it's enough to make herding sheep look
easy, eh?
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (56-53-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (35-26-0,172) of SENTINELS.  JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd
pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition.  Thirteen minutes?  You guys think I've got
ALL DAY to watch?  The seats in the stands aren't that comfortable, you know.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (45-45-1,215) of SENTINELS fought SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (94-
145-2,201) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Probably the brilliant reflections.
     JOSH (18-9109) (48-51-0,234) of SHEPHERDS fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (109-
49-4,283) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.  Horrors!  Josh's face was just... wiped off!

The only challenge today:
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (43-66-1,205) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (32-28-0,207) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  Up 2.  VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This makes
Pocket News most challenged, and possibly inclined to be snappish.

For the title:
     GAD (18-9239) (62-58-1,308) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (88-47-
0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title
battle.  "Almost" is not enough.  Congratulations to Gad.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  63  58  1  339  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     110  49  4  294  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   44  66  1  218  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          95 145  2  211  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              51  43  1  210  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JOSH 18-9109                 48  52     205  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     74  64     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       57  53     195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        88  48     191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100       49  43     191  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          32  29     191  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              45  46  1  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 RUTH 18-10121                47  37     187  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  29     176  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             35  27     174  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      37  50     171  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ARUGULA 3-7180               31  30  2  166  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JAKLAK 81-1430               32  26     147  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        47  75     143  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-REDDIG 81-1838               27  10      92  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            17  19  1   72  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        16   8      52  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       18  12  1   48  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  13      48  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Moist Towelette -- You fail as a teacher.  I just need one more skill and you don't
seem to be helping me to learn it.  I'll try elsewhere.  If he existed, I'd ask Santa
for it, but we all know that story. -- Virginia

Almost Pretty -- Before you rubbed the sand in my face, I was almost pretty, too.
I've been cleaned by a Moist Towelette many times. -- Shiny Penny

Pocket News -- You've gotten much better, Assur says.  Care to share your 
secret? -- Ruth

Pinch Blister/Jaklak -- See that?  Viciously Subdued!  That's right! -- Arugula/The
Upright Man

1977 AMC Matador -- Identity crisis or not, I wasn't going to let you run me down. --
Luc Starwalker

Reddig -- Hmmm, looks like we could be trading wins/losses for a long time. -- Wonton
Not Now

Arena Steward in Error!  Arena Reporter in Error!  Libel!  No Savagery!  Pocket News
DID HAVE Ruth!  Completely!  Full Report on Page 3.

Upright Man -- Thank you. -- Pocket News

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GAD vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
JOSH was demolished by MOIST TOWELETTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
OBROJOBO was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES outlasted OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 13 minute gruesome competition.
RUTH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARUGULA viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  28 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  21 -  0      34  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn  79 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                63  58  1  339 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   110  49  4  294 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  44  66  1  218 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               48  52  0  205 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   74  64  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     57  53  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            45  46  1  190 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              47  37  0  187 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          32  29  0  176 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARUGULA 3-7180.  The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 81-1223, 
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 
65-6623, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RUTH 18-10121, ANZAHANZEK 
7-6204, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JOSH 18-9109, ALMOST 
PRETTY 42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, GAD 
18-9239, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  3 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              31  30  2  166  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             45  46  1  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     37  50  0  171  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 GAD 18-9239                 63  58  1  339  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         32  29  0  191  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         95 145  2  211  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       16   8  0   52  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    110  49  4  294  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  44  66  1  218  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      18  12  1   48  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             51  43  1  210  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

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