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Date : 09/09/2014 Duedate: 09/22/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 82
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 373 263 2 58.6 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2-BOND-AGE 81/389 11 9 0 55.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 SENTINELS 7/354 129 146 1 46.9 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1656 2175 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 183 235 2 43.8 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 4 0 20.0
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Panting and dripping--we had fourteen hours of drenching rain--I take keyboard
in hand to rattle out a fast spy report. Oh, yes, it has to be fast. The rain
delayed things, and now Home Guard is crowding on my heels. Talk about bad breath!
We had twelve fights, no challenges, five standbys. I'm not sure if there were
any actual avoids posted, BUT if so, Color Me Suave as avoided by Dragonbane Guild.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (19-13-1,49) of PALINDROMES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW was demolished by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. For this embarrassing
misfortune, Wonton lost 20 points.
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (18-19-1,81) of SENTINELS fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275)
(16-15-0,35) of BAD SIGNS. MAULI LAMA overcame OUT FOR A DUCK in an exciting 3
minute contest. The Sentinels talk of roasting a duck on the beach tonight.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (48-76-0,157) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (38-51-0,173) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. PINCH BLISTER defeated THE UPRIGHT MAN
in an exciting 5 minute bloody match. Pinch got 16 points out of this win.
RUTH (18-10121) (47-39-0,184) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. RUTH was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in an
action packed 4 minute one-sided fight. Oops.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (46-46-1,202) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(57-55-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided duel. Not a day for jello. Something warmer, maybe.
Jellied consume'?
LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (49-44-0,184) of NEXT GENERATION fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Standbys. LUC STARWALKER was overpowered by
IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven melee. Guess who's imprisoned NOW!
ARUGULA (3-7180) (33-30-2,183) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (75-
65-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA was beaten by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute brawl. I knew it was a mistake to let Matador drive over the lawn
when it was so wet. Argula got trampled into the mud.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (96-146-2,206) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. SHINY PENNY vanquished
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute mismatched fight. Good work there. Arenamasters
need to be vanquished now and then, to keep them from getting swelled heads.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (90-48-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (33-30-0,191) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. ALMOST PRETTY subdued POCKET NEWS in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute competition. And what news hides behind that simple
statement?
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (52-43-1,227) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (44-68-1,208) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. AZAGHAL vanquished VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl. I've often thought, well,
sometimes thought, that Azaghal's name is like a saw blade. I believe Virgina found
a resemblance there, too.
JOSH (18-9109) (50-52-0,226) of SHEPHERDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOSH vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2
minute gory uneven battle. Revenge for his teammate Ruth?
For the title:
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (112-49-4,316) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GAD (18-9239)
(64-59-1,216) of SHEPHERDS. MOIST TOWELETTE was bested by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Title fight. And it's good to see Gad on top again. Not that we have
anything against a Moist Towelette when needed, but Gad may write a column, which may
then be eaten by the voracious and unprincipled hal. Congratulations, Gad.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 65 59 1 253 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 53 43 1 238 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JOSH 18-9109 51 52 234 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 91 48 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 97 146 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 47 46 1 207 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 33 31 202 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 112 50 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 76 65 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 69 1 193 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ARUGULA 3-7180 33 31 2 186 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 30 174 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 49 76 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RUTH 18-10121 47 40 173 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 28 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 57 56 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 45 167 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 38 52 163 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 19 19 1 83 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-NICK NACK 81-1750 18 14 3 76 BOND-AGE (389) SHADOWSPIRE
-WHITEY D'EAGLE 83-289 18 13 1 68 NONSUCH HOUSE (399) TELORINTHE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 9 47 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 16 43 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 19 14 1 29 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Almost Pretty -- I'm going to learn everything I can from you then add my own flair
so that I become actually pretty. -- Virginia
Moist Towelette -- Thanks, I'm clean and shiny again. -- Shiny Penny
Obrojobo -- My days here are numbered, thanks to you and others continuing to beat me
into the sands. -- Ruth
But at least it won't mean the Dark Arena for you.
Jello Knuckles -- Another fight, same result. -- Gad
Ozawindib -- No skills to teach me?!? -- Arugula
Out for a Duck -- Your name might be worse than mine. -- Wonton Not Now
Mauli Lama -- Part of me could dream that your teachings are almost as repulsive as
my presence. -- Dirty Diapers
<cut off by hal> -- I totally agree. -- Pocket News
Anzahanzek Kills Hamster! Roasted and Barbecued! Witnesses! Too Much Smash at
Party? Answers and Inside Story on page 3!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOIST TOWELETTE was bested by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
JOSH vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
AZAGHAL vanquished VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued POCKET NEWS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
SHINY PENNY vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ARUGULA was beaten by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
LUC STARWALKER was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUTH was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 4 minute one-sided fight.
PINCH BLISTER defeated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 5 minute bloody match.
MAULI LAMA overcame OUT FOR A DUCK in a exciting 3 minute contest.
WONTON NOT NOW was demolished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 5 - 0 81 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 31 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 22 - 0 29 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 82 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 65 59 1 253 SHEPHERDS (359)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 51 52 0 234 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 91 48 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 97 146 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 47 46 1 207 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 112 50 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 49 76 0 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 47 40 0 173 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, JOSH 18-9109, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, MAULI LAMA
7-6292, ARUGULA 3-7180, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869,
and RUTH 18-10121.
The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, LUC
STARWALKER 58-6100, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, GAD 18-9239, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, OUT
FOR A DUCK 83-275, RUTH 18-10121, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 33 31 2 186 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 47 46 1 207 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 38 52 0 163 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 65 59 1 253 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 33 31 0 202 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 97 146 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 91 48 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 49 45 0 167 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 44 69 1 193 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 19 14 1 29 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 53 43 1 238 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 16 0 43 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE