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Date   : 10/07/2014    Duedate: 10/20/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 84

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  378  268   2 58.5      NEXT GENERATION 58/368
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  2 SOUL WARRIOR 38/403    2    2   0 50.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      133  150   1 47.0      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1656 2177  21 43.2
  4 VEGGIES 3/372        192  244   2 44.0    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    5   0 16.7
    SHEPHERDS 18/359                            PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

     As I recall, Almost Pretty was not on the sands.  But a bit too much partying
since then has left me with a fuzzy memory about that fight.  I would not expect
Obrojobo to give me much of a fight, but Azaghal has in the past.
     If I could do so honestly, I'd wish you good luck.  But who am I kidding?  I
wish whichever one of you that faces me the worst luck ever!

-- Gad

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Spy report?  What?  It's time for...?  Oh-- frog-feathers!  I'd forgotten.  I
was going to take a nap.
     Okay, let's see.  Luc Starwalker gained 43 points.  Almost Pretty lost 25.  Same
fight.
     Color Me Suave was avoided by Sentinels.  Mauli Lama got the most (only)
challenges.
     We had twelve fights with on an actual challenge match, and two standbys.

     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (19-15-1,19) of PALINDROMES fought ZANTOS (38-3000)
(18-7-0,64) of SOUL WARRIORS.  WONTON NOT NOW was bested by ZANTOS in an exciting 4
minute battle.  Sometimes it's now.
     RUTH (18-10121) (48-40-0,178) of SHEPHERDS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-0,181) of
Fine Imported Standbys.  RUTH was overpowered by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bloody one-sided match.  And at that, you got of easily, Ruth.  Clotto's been going
wild and killing people over in Crysalis.
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (38-53-0,161) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought PINCH BLISTER
(18-9859) (49-77-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE UPRIGHT MAN savagely defeated PINCH
BLISTER in an action packed 4 minute match.  And you don't want to know where THAT
blister ended up.
     JOSH (18-9109) (51-53-0,210) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (58-
56-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JOSH lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute duel.
Messy.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (45-69-1,210) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-30-0,174) of SENTINELS.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA vanquished
ANZAHANZEK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  For tonight, Virginia has a Santa.

     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (91-49-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LUC STARWALKER
(58-6100) (49-45-0,167) of NEXT GENERATION.  ALMOST PRETTY was devastated by LUC
STARWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided competition.  This is the fight that led to those
point movements mentioned above.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (113-50-4,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (35-29-0,165) of SENTINELS.  MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished OZAWINDIB in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  Wiped his face off.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (97-147-2,198) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys.  SHINY PENNY savagely defeated CLOTTO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.  Again Clotto!  She's all over the place this
month.
     ARUGULA (3-7180) (34-31-2,197) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (76-
66-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ARUGULA slimly lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2
minute contest.  That's what you get for scraping the paint, Argula.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (48-46-1,219) of SENTINELS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (33-
32-0,191) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  OBROJOBO subdued POCKET NEWS in an action packed
1 minute fight.  I thought you two just did this?

The challenge:
     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-16-0,43) of BAD SIGNS challenged MAULI LAMA (7-6292)
(19-19-1,83) of SENTINELS.  Up 40.  Bold.  OUT FOR A DUCK was bested by MAULI LAMA in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mauli didn't get that rank by being
helpless.

For the title:
     GAD (18-9239) (66-59-1,283) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (54-43-1,244)
of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  GAD vanquished AZAGHAL in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.  Good
work, Gad.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  67  59  1  300  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              49  46  1  224  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   46  69  1  215  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     114  50  4  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100       50  45     210  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     77  66     204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          98 147  2  202  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              54  44  1  193  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       59  56     192  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ARUGULA 3-7180               34  32  2  192  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          33  33     189  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 JOSH 18-9109                 51  54     183  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             35  30     180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      39  53     175  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        91  50     173  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  31     171  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 RUTH 18-10121                48  41     169  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        49  78     165  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            20  19  1   85  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 ZANTOS 38-3000               19   7      66  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
-MANSION 14-4897              16   5      53  LIVING LARGE (408)         TOBIR
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  17      48  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        16  10      38  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       19  16  1   31  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Moist Towelette -- Please please please go back to making pennies shiny! -- Josh

Azaghal -- No surprises to me.  Only sadness as my worth continues to erode.  Did you
know there is an effort to remove me from circulation? -- Shiny Penny

     Plastic wears better.

Ozawindib -- That is better. -- Arugula

1977 AMC Matador -- And spit in your mirrors?  That's one of my own ideas! --
Virginia

Pinch Blister -- You are a disgrace to all scum -- Ruth

Jello Knuckles -- NOOOOOOOOOO!  Not my glass jaw!?!  It can't even withstand your
knuckles -- The Upright Man

Pocket News -- Your covers are certainly one of the most fascinating pieces of media
in our society.  And yet I wonder...  If I were to actually buy your publication and
open up beyond the cover, I truly fear that the entertainment would stop and you
would be exposed for the piece of trash you are rumored to be.  On the one hand, I
feel that I SHOULD spend my hard earned money to support the entertainment I get from
reading your cover.  On the other hand, I don't want to become disillusioned with
reality.  I am in a quandary. -- Assur

Journalistic Conundrum!  Why Is No News Good News?  Why Is Good News No News?
Censorship Suspected!  Inside story on pages 2 and 3.

Interview Refused!  Unexpected Development: Obrojobo Prefers Privacy!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was bested by MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
GAD vanquished AZAGHAL in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
OBROJOBO subdued POCKET NEWS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ARUGULA slimly lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute contest.
SHINY PENNY savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished OZAWINDIB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was devastated by LUC STARWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JOSH lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 4 minute match.
RUTH was overpowered by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
WONTON NOT NOW was bested by ZANTOS in a exciting 4 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -   6 -  0      78  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  30 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  22 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  84 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                67  59  1  300 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            49  46  1  224 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  46  69  1  215 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   114  50  4  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   77  66  0  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     59  56  0  192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               51  54  0  183 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          32  31  0  171 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              48  41  0  169 SHEPHERDS (359)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.  The ten other most popular fighters were WONTON 
NOT NOW 73-6069, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ARUGULA 3-7180, MOIST TOWELETTE 
42-4430, ZANTOS 38-3000, and GAD 18-9239.

The least popular fighter this week was OZAWINDIB 7-6212.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, RUTH 18-10121, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, AZAGHAL 81-1223, MAULI 
LAMA 7-6292, JOSH 18-9109, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              34  32  2  192  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             49  46  1  224  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     39  53  0  175  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 GAD 18-9239                 67  59  1  300  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         33  33  0  189  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         98 147  2  202  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZANTOS 38-3000              19   7  0   66  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    114  50  4  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      50  45  0  210  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  46  69  1  215  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      19  16  1   31  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             54  44  1  193  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       16  17  0   48  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE