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Date : 10/07/2014 Duedate: 10/20/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 84
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 378 268 2 58.5 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2 SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 2 2 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 SENTINELS 7/354 133 150 1 47.0 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1656 2177 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 192 244 2 44.0 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 5 0 16.7
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
As I recall, Almost Pretty was not on the sands. But a bit too much partying
since then has left me with a fuzzy memory about that fight. I would not expect
Obrojobo to give me much of a fight, but Azaghal has in the past.
If I could do so honestly, I'd wish you good luck. But who am I kidding? I
wish whichever one of you that faces me the worst luck ever!
-- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Spy report? What? It's time for...? Oh-- frog-feathers! I'd forgotten. I
was going to take a nap.
Okay, let's see. Luc Starwalker gained 43 points. Almost Pretty lost 25. Same
fight.
Color Me Suave was avoided by Sentinels. Mauli Lama got the most (only)
challenges.
We had twelve fights with on an actual challenge match, and two standbys.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (19-15-1,19) of PALINDROMES fought ZANTOS (38-3000)
(18-7-0,64) of SOUL WARRIORS. WONTON NOT NOW was bested by ZANTOS in an exciting 4
minute battle. Sometimes it's now.
RUTH (18-10121) (48-40-0,178) of SHEPHERDS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-0,181) of
Fine Imported Standbys. RUTH was overpowered by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bloody one-sided match. And at that, you got of easily, Ruth. Clotto's been going
wild and killing people over in Crysalis.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (38-53-0,161) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought PINCH BLISTER
(18-9859) (49-77-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE UPRIGHT MAN savagely defeated PINCH
BLISTER in an action packed 4 minute match. And you don't want to know where THAT
blister ended up.
JOSH (18-9109) (51-53-0,210) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (58-
56-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JOSH lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute duel.
Messy.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (45-69-1,210) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-30-0,174) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA vanquished
ANZAHANZEK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. For tonight, Virginia has a Santa.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (91-49-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LUC STARWALKER
(58-6100) (49-45-0,167) of NEXT GENERATION. ALMOST PRETTY was devastated by LUC
STARWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided competition. This is the fight that led to those
point movements mentioned above.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (113-50-4,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (35-29-0,165) of SENTINELS. MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished OZAWINDIB in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Wiped his face off.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (97-147-2,198) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. SHINY PENNY savagely defeated CLOTTO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Again Clotto! She's all over the place this
month.
ARUGULA (3-7180) (34-31-2,197) of VEGGIES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (76-
66-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ARUGULA slimly lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2
minute contest. That's what you get for scraping the paint, Argula.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (48-46-1,219) of SENTINELS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (33-
32-0,191) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. OBROJOBO subdued POCKET NEWS in an action packed
1 minute fight. I thought you two just did this?
The challenge:
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-16-0,43) of BAD SIGNS challenged MAULI LAMA (7-6292)
(19-19-1,83) of SENTINELS. Up 40. Bold. OUT FOR A DUCK was bested by MAULI LAMA in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Mauli didn't get that rank by being
helpless.
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (66-59-1,283) of SHEPHERDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (54-43-1,244)
of DRAGONBANE GUILD. GAD vanquished AZAGHAL in a 2 minute uneven Title battle. Good
work, Gad.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 67 59 1 300 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 46 1 224 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 46 69 1 215 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 50 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 50 45 210 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 77 66 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 98 147 2 202 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
AZAGHAL 81-1223 54 44 1 193 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 59 56 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 32 2 192 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 33 33 189 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
JOSH 18-9109 51 54 183 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 30 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 39 53 175 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 91 50 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 31 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 48 41 169 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 49 78 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 20 19 1 85 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ZANTOS 38-3000 19 7 66 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
-MANSION 14-4897 16 5 53 LIVING LARGE (408) TOBIR
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 17 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 10 38 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 19 16 1 31 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Moist Towelette -- Please please please go back to making pennies shiny! -- Josh
Azaghal -- No surprises to me. Only sadness as my worth continues to erode. Did you
know there is an effort to remove me from circulation? -- Shiny Penny
Plastic wears better.
Ozawindib -- That is better. -- Arugula
1977 AMC Matador -- And spit in your mirrors? That's one of my own ideas! --
Virginia
Pinch Blister -- You are a disgrace to all scum -- Ruth
Jello Knuckles -- NOOOOOOOOOO! Not my glass jaw!?! It can't even withstand your
knuckles -- The Upright Man
Pocket News -- Your covers are certainly one of the most fascinating pieces of media
in our society. And yet I wonder... If I were to actually buy your publication and
open up beyond the cover, I truly fear that the entertainment would stop and you
would be exposed for the piece of trash you are rumored to be. On the one hand, I
feel that I SHOULD spend my hard earned money to support the entertainment I get from
reading your cover. On the other hand, I don't want to become disillusioned with
reality. I am in a quandary. -- Assur
Journalistic Conundrum! Why Is No News Good News? Why Is Good News No News?
Censorship Suspected! Inside story on pages 2 and 3.
Interview Refused! Unexpected Development: Obrojobo Prefers Privacy!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK was bested by MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
GAD vanquished AZAGHAL in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
OBROJOBO subdued POCKET NEWS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ARUGULA slimly lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 2 minute contest.
SHINY PENNY savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished OZAWINDIB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was devastated by LUC STARWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JOSH lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute duel.
THE UPRIGHT MAN savagely defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 4 minute match.
RUTH was overpowered by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
WONTON NOT NOW was bested by ZANTOS in a exciting 4 minute battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 6 - 0 78 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 30 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 22 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 84 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 67 59 1 300 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 46 1 224 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 46 69 1 215 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 50 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 77 66 0 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 59 56 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 51 54 0 183 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 31 0 171 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 48 41 0 169 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. The ten other most popular fighters were WONTON
NOT NOW 73-6069, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ARUGULA 3-7180, MOIST TOWELETTE
42-4430, ZANTOS 38-3000, and GAD 18-9239.
The least popular fighter this week was OZAWINDIB 7-6212. The other ten least
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, RUTH 18-10121, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554,
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, AZAGHAL 81-1223, MAULI
LAMA 7-6292, JOSH 18-9109, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 32 2 192 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 46 1 224 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 39 53 0 175 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 67 59 1 300 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 33 33 0 189 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 98 147 2 202 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZANTOS 38-3000 19 7 0 66 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 50 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 50 45 0 210 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 46 69 1 215 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 19 16 1 31 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 54 44 1 193 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 17 0 48 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE