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Date : 10/21/2014 Duedate: 11/03/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 85
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 380 271 2 58.4 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 2 2 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 SENTINELS 7/354 135 151 2 47.2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1657 2177 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 197 248 2 44.3 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 6 0 14.3
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Azaghal put up more of a fight last time. No complaints from me, though.
Obrojobo -- Looks like you're up next, unless you decide to challenge away from me.
But given the level of apathy here, I don't see that happening. -- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Very strange. Something is going on with the Hands, and it isn't good.
Probably something that will pass quickly, but for now, the spy report is what needs
to pass quickly.
Significant point movements: Azaghal up 49. Josh down 18. Different fights.
No challenges, but Color Me Suave has been avoided by Dragonbane Guild.
Eleven fights, no challenges as noted above, and three standbys. This is not
good, and you can't even say it was due to tourney-timing.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (16-10-0,38) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match. With that difference in rank, the
Diapers didn't have a chance.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (19-16-1,31) of PALINDROMES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW handily defeated
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Pirate Kings aren't what they
used to be.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-17-0,48) of BAD SIGNS fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292)
(20-19-1,85) of SENTINELS. OUT FOR A DUCK was slain by MAULI LAMA in a 2 minute
brutal fight. Oops!
RUTH (18-10121) (48-41-0,169) of SHEPHERDS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (91-
50-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RUTH was viciously subdued by ALMOST PRETTY in an
action packed 4 minute fight. Probably jealousy. Or envy.
JOSH (18-9109) (51-54-0,183) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (49-78-
0,165) of CENTER FOR OLDS. JOSH was vanquished by PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute uneven
duel. And thus Josh moves down the rankings.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (59-56-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (39-53-0,175) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by THE
UPRIGHT MAN in an action packed 2 minute fight. And what a mess it was, with all
that jello stomped into the sand.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (114-50-4,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (54-44-1,193) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. MOIST TOWELETTE was vanquished by AZAGHAL
in an exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. How did this happen?
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (98-147-2,202) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (77-66-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. The power of a well-polished
piece of copper, eh?
ARUGULA (3-7180) (34-32-2,192) of VEGGIES fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (33-33-
0,189) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. ARUGULA was vanquished by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl. Veggies are GOOD for you, Pocket.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (46-69-1,215) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven battle. No presents for
Sandoval?
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (67-59-1,300) of SHEPHERDS fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (49-46-1,224)
of SENTINELS. GAD devastated OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. And Gad
remains our Champion of the Horn. Good work.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 68 59 1 312 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 55 44 1 242 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 69 1 226 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 99 147 2 219 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 50 45 210 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 34 33 202 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 53 194 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 47 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 51 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 77 67 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 50 78 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 92 50 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 30 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 33 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 59 57 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 48 42 177 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 31 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JOSH 18-9109 51 55 165 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 21 19 2 97 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ZANTOS 38-3000 19 7 66 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 18 53 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 16 1 41 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 11 36 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 18 0 BAD SIGNS 397 MAULI LAMA 7-6292 85
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I am on vacation and decided to let my warriors take a vacation from the Personals.
Gad still has to write his DM Column, though! Hopefully Shiny Penny will remember
the editor's comment. He enjoyed it greatly and wanted to respond. But given a
choice between responding and taking a vacation, he chose the vacation! (Imagine
that!)- Assur
Assur -- That is something I noticed in grocery-store check-out lines long ago: the
covers trumpet all sorts of fascinating mysteries, but if you buy them and look
inside... quite a let-down. It seems to me that the best thing the publishers could
do would be put out an issue of nothing BUT covers. Of course, the really great
covers are a thing of the past. -- Jorja
P.S. One of my all-time favorites was something like "Woman bursts into flames in
shower. Nothing but a few ashes around the drain, says Sheriff." Now it's all a
question of celebrities and tawdry secrets, probably false anyway.
Second Time Around! Obrojobo Still Refuses Interview!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD devastated OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
ARUGULA was vanquished by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE was vanquished by AZAGHAL in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overcome by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
JOSH was vanquished by PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
RUTH was viciously subdued by ALMOST PRETTY in a action packed 4 minute fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was slain by MAULI LAMA in a 2 minute brutal fight.
WONTON NOT NOW handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 6 - 0 78 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 20 - 0 31 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 85 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 4 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 68 59 1 312 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 47 69 1 226 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL POCKET NEWS 19-5364 34 33 0 202 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 47 1 192 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 51 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 50 78 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 48 42 0 177 SHEPHERDS (359)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 51 55 0 165 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The ten other most popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT
MAN 10-5185, AZAGHAL 81-1223, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, MOIST
TOWELETTE 42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, RUTH 18-10121, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, PINCH BLISTER
18-9859, and GAD 18-9239.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OUT
FOR A DUCK 83-275, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, POCKET NEWS
19-5364, GAD 18-9239, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and MAULI LAMA 7-6292.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 1 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 33 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 47 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 53 0 194 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 68 59 1 312 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 34 33 0 202 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 99 147 2 219 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 11 0 36 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 114 51 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 69 1 226 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 16 1 41 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 55 44 1 242 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 18 0 53 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE