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Date : 11/04/2014 Duedate: 11/17/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 86
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 382 274 2 58.2 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403 2 2 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3-SENTINELS 7/354 135 151 2 47.2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1657 2178 21 43.2
4 VEGGIES 3/372 201 253 2 44.3 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 6 0 14.3
SHEPHERDS 18/359 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Two more fights before my departure. Can I hold the throne until then?!?
Not surprisingly, Obrojobo didn't have a very good chance against me. But don't
blame him for his style. It is tough to win as an offensive. Assur says there are
just too many ways to lose.
Azaghal this turn, who I believe is one of the two (if not the top one) most
likely to defeat me.
-- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here's the deal. We're being shoved out of the way by the tourney spy
report! I told Them it was nothing to do with us, but were They listening? As if!
So here's something fast.
The Unknown Spymaster, who assures us he can see with a bag over his head, says
that Ruth gained 21 points, and Wonton Not Now lost 16. Different fights. No
challenges, no avoids, nine fights, three standbys.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (20-16-1,41) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW was vanquished by
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Is it any wonder Wonton dropped?
JOSH (18-9109) (51-55-0,165) of SHEPHERDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-
0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOSH was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1
minute uneven fight. Woops! A second win for the Standbys.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (34-33-0,202) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought RUTH (18-
10121) (48-42-0,177) of SHEPHERDS. POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in an
action packed 6 minute melee. Believe, sports fans.
LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (50-45-0,210) of NEXT GENERATION fought JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (59-57-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LUC STARWALKER overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. What I want to know is how come they let Luc
bring that glowing sword into the arena?
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (92-50-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-7180)
(34-33-2,180) of VEGGIES. ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. Eat enough veggies and you'll turn green, my Pretty one.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (114-51-4,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (40-53-0,194) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE
UPRIGHT MAN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Now he is the CLEAN man.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (99-147-2,219) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (77-67-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched duel. Blinded by the reflection, perhaps?
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (47-69-1,226) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
was demolished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee. And that puts the
standbys at three-oh!
For the title:
GAD (18-9239) (68-59-1,312) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (50-78-
0,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS. GAD devastated PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gruesome
mismatched Title fight. No pinching Gad. Congratulations.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 69 59 1 319 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 55 44 1 242 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 100 147 2 232 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 51 45 216 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 115 51 4 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 49 42 198 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 54 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 93 50 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 49 47 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 70 1 190 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 34 34 188 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 77 68 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 50 79 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 35 30 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 34 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 59 58 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 31 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JOSH 18-9109 51 56 164 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BYL BONESNAPPER 33-7557 25 26 3 104 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 21 19 2 97 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ZANTOS 38-3000 19 7 66 SOUL WARRIORS (403) CLIFFHOME
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 18 53 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 16 11 36 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 17 1 25 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pocket News -- I succumbed to the temptation and was disappointed. Next time I will
stick to enjoying your cover, no matter how tempting it is to purchase you and look
inside! -- Arugula
1977 AMC Matador -- Classic nothing. More likely you're as monolithic as I am. --
Shiny Penny
Jello Knuckles -- Sometimes I feel like you were the model for the bashing weapons.
-- Assur
Pinch Blister -- Nice show and dirty trick. -- Josh
Almost Pretty -- Soon I'll be in Homeguard, where I won't have to face warriors too
developed for me! -- Ruth
Reporter Eats Salad! What Next, Fans Wonder?
P.S. All I could find was romaine, does that count?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD devastated PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was demolished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUC STARWALKER overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in a action packed 6 minute melee.
JOSH was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WONTON NOT NOW was vanquished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 28 - 2 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 19 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 86 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 69 59 1 319 SHEPHERDS (359)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 100 147 2 232 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 115 51 4 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 49 42 0 198 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 93 50 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 50 79 0 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 51 56 0 164 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were RUTH
18-10121, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, GAD 18-9239, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, and ARUGULA 3-7180.
The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The other ten
least popular fighters were WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, JOSH 18-9109, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, ARUGULA 3-7180, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and GAD 18-9239.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 34 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 54 0 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 69 59 1 319 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 34 34 0 188 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 100 147 2 232 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 115 51 4 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 51 45 0 216 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 70 1 190 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 17 1 25 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA