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Date   : 11/04/2014    Duedate: 11/17/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 86

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  382  274   2 58.2      NEXT GENERATION 58/368
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  2-SOUL WARRIOR 38/403    2    2   0 50.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3-SENTINELS 7/354      135  151   2 47.2      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   5 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1657 2178  21 43.2
  4 VEGGIES 3/372        201  253   2 44.3    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    6   0 14.3
    SHEPHERDS 18/359                            PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

     Two more fights before my departure.  Can I hold the throne until then?!?
     Not surprisingly, Obrojobo didn't have a very good chance against me.  But don't
blame him for his style.  It is tough to win as an offensive.  Assur says there are
just too many ways to lose.
     Azaghal this turn, who I believe is one of the two (if not the top one) most
likely to defeat me.

-- Gad

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here's the deal.  We're being shoved out of the way by the tourney spy
report!  I told Them it was nothing to do with us, but were They listening?  As if!
So here's something fast.

     The Unknown Spymaster, who assures us he can see with a bag over his head, says
that Ruth gained 21 points, and Wonton Not Now lost 16.  Different fights.  No
challenges, no avoids, nine fights, three standbys.

     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (20-16-1,41) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  WONTON NOT NOW was vanquished by
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Is it any wonder Wonton dropped?
     JOSH (18-9109) (51-55-0,165) of SHEPHERDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-
0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JOSH was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1
minute uneven fight.  Woops!  A second win for the Standbys.
     POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (34-33-0,202) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought RUTH (18-
10121) (48-42-0,177) of SHEPHERDS.  POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in an
action packed 6 minute melee.  Believe, sports fans.
     LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (50-45-0,210) of NEXT GENERATION fought JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (59-57-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  LUC STARWALKER overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  What I want to know is how come they let Luc
bring that glowing sword into the arena?

     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (92-50-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-7180)
(34-33-2,180) of VEGGIES.  ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel.  Eat enough veggies and you'll turn green, my Pretty one.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (114-51-4,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (40-53-0,194) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE
UPRIGHT MAN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Now he is the CLEAN man.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (99-147-2,219) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (77-67-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched duel.  Blinded by the reflection, perhaps?
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (47-69-1,226) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
was demolished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  And that puts the
standbys at three-oh!

For the title:
     GAD (18-9239) (68-59-1,312) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (50-78-
0,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GAD devastated PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gruesome
mismatched Title fight.  No pinching Gad.  Congratulations.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAD 18-9239                  69  59  1  319  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              55  44  1  242  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         100 147  2  232  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100       51  45     216  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     115  51  4  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RUTH 18-10121                49  42     198  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      40  54     198  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        93  50     195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              49  47  1  192  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   47  70  1  190  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          34  34     188  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     77  68     183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        50  79     182  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             35  30     180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 ARUGULA 3-7180               34  34  2  180  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       59  58     176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            32  31     171  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JOSH 18-9109                 51  56     164  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BYL BONESNAPPER 33-7557      25  26  3  104  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            21  19  2   97  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ZANTOS 38-3000               19   7      66  SOUL WARRIORS (403)        CLIFFHOME
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  18      53  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        16  11      36  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       20  17  1   25  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pocket News -- I succumbed to the temptation and was disappointed.  Next time I will
stick to enjoying your cover, no matter how tempting it is to purchase you and look
inside! -- Arugula

1977 AMC Matador -- Classic nothing.  More likely you're as monolithic as I am. --
Shiny Penny

Jello Knuckles -- Sometimes I feel like you were the model for the bashing weapons.
-- Assur

Pinch Blister -- Nice show and dirty trick. -- Josh

Almost Pretty -- Soon I'll be in Homeguard, where I won't have to face warriors too
developed for me! -- Ruth

Reporter Eats Salad!  What Next, Fans Wonder?
P.S.  All I could find was romaine, does that count?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAD devastated PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was demolished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHINY PENNY overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUC STARWALKER overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in a action packed 6 minute melee.
JOSH was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WONTON NOT NOW was vanquished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  28 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  19 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  86 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                69  59  1  319 SHEPHERDS (359)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789       100 147  2  232 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430   115  51  4  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              49  42  0  198 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      93  50  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      PINCH BLISTER 18-9859      50  79  0  182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               51  56  0  164 SHEPHERDS (359)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUTH 
18-10121, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, GAD 18-9239, ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE 
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, and ARUGULA 3-7180.

The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, JOSH 18-9109, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, ARUGULA 3-7180, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, PINCH 
BLISTER 18-9859, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and GAD 18-9239.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              34  34  2  180  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     40  54  0  198  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 GAD 18-9239                 69  59  1  319  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         34  34  0  188  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789        100 147  2  232  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    115  51  4  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      51  45  0  216  NEXT GENERATION (368)      DELARQ TOR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  47  70  1  190  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      20  17  1   25  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA