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Date : 11/18/2014 Duedate: 12/01/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 87
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 385 276 2 58.2 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2 SENTINELS 7/354 137 152 2 47.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 204 258 2 44.2 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1658 2178 21 43.2
SHEPHERDS 18/359 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 7 0 12.5
PALINDROMES 73/405 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Today will be my final fight in Storm Rock. It has been a pleasure, but it is
time to move on. Hopefully my final fight will be with Azaghal, but he missed last
cycle. It would be fitting to fight the next best warrior in the arena on my way
out! Either way, I do hope to write one final column, but to do that, I need to win,
today!
Time to run to a meeting. Assur has way too many of those. I just want to
fight!
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Oh, hi. It's just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out STORM ROCK to
see what's new. MVP award for DIRTY DIAPERS? BASH BROS CHILDREN's proud of him
after beating OUT FOR A DUCK and getting 20 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
THE UPRIGHT MAN got smashed by PINCH BLISTER, and lost 18 points! Don't you think
the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think GAD should let AZAGHAL be Duelmaster for a
while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said STORM ROCK's
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. COLOR ME
SUAVE was STORM ROCK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph!
What kind of warriors are SENTINELS? COLOR ME SUAVE, an easy team to beat if I ever
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All STORM ROCK ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. STORM ROCK is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
Debby wanted to do it, and I wanted to sit in a corner and pamper my broken
tooth, so I let her. But! Nine fights--we're bigger and better than Andorak and
closing in on Darkholm. Ha! No challenges, three avoids, no standbys. Without
comment, because my mouth hurts, here are the fights.0
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-18-0,53) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(16-11-0,36) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS
in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (21-19-2,97) of SENTINELS fought WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069)
(20-17-1,25) of PALINDROMES. MAULI LAMA overpowered WONTON NOT NOW in a popular 1
minute uneven match.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (49-47-1,192) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(59-58-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (50-79-0,182) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (40-54-0,198) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. PINCH BLISTER handily defeated THE
UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (47-70-1,190) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought POCKET
NEWS (19-5364) (34-34-0,188) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was
narrowly defeated by POCKET NEWS in a 3 minute brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (93-50-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-7180)
(34-34-2,180) of VEGGIES. ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a popular 1 minute
bloody uneven brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (115-51-4,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RUTH (18-
10121) (49-42-0,198) of SHEPHERDS. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated RUTH in a popular 2
minute brutal one-sided contest.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (100-147-2,232) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (77-68-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY demolished 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
And for the title, one last time: GAD (18-9239) (69-59-1,319) of SHEPHERDS fought
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (55-44-1,242) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. GAD slimly won victory over
AZAGHAL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Title fight. Congratulations, Gad. Go
out with a shout.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 70 59 1 333 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 101 147 2 244 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 116 51 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 51 45 216 NEXT GENERATION (368) DELARQ TOR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 49 43 206 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 94 50 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
AZAGHAL 81-1223 55 45 1 201 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 79 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 47 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 35 34 197 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 71 1 187 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 55 180 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 35 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 77 69 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 59 59 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-JOSH 18-9109 51 56 164 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BYL BONESNAPPER 33-7557 25 26 3 104 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 22 19 2 99 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 11 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 19 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 18 1 34 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
1977 AMC Matador -- I was supposed to stay and terrorize you, but Assur says I have
to move to Primus. Good bye. -- Shiny Penny
Moist Towelette -- You should join Shiny Penny and move to Primus, too! -- The
Upright Man
Almost Pretty -- Your ability to maintain your looks for so many years (and after so
many scars) is almost super natural. -- Arugula
Jello Knuckles -- Your really should wear armor, you know. -- Luc Starwalker
Pocket News -- A win! Hopefully I'll get a lot more of those in the Home Guard. --
Ruth
Argula -- That would be best. Other members of the staff produce the interior, and
they are deficient in imagination. -- Pocket News
Ruth Is Ruthless!
P.S. This reporter was required to spend MUCH TOO LONG in the dentist's office, thus
no long headlines. Sorry.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD slimly won victory over AZAGHAL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Title fight.
SHINY PENNY demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated RUTH in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated ARUGULA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was narrowly defeated by POCKET NEWS in a 3 minute brawl.
PINCH BLISTER handily defeated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
MAULI LAMA overpowered WONTON NOT NOW in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 28 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 87 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 70 59 1 333 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 101 147 2 244 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 116 51 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 49 43 0 206 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 94 50 0 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 79 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 47 1 200 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 19 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA 65-6623, GAD 18-9239, AZAGHAL 81-1223, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, RUTH 18-10121,
and ARUGULA 3-7180.
The least popular fighter this week was OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275. The other ten least
popular fighters were WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE UPRIGHT MAN
10-5185, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ARUGULA
3-7180, RUTH 18-10121, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 35 2 180 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 47 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 40 55 0 180 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GAD 18-9239 70 59 1 333 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 35 34 0 197 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 101 147 2 244 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 11 0 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 116 51 4 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 47 71 1 187 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 18 1 34 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 55 45 1 201 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 19 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE