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Date : 12/02/2014 Duedate: 12/15/2014
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 88
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 388 277 2 58.3 NEXT GENERATION 58/368
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
2-SENTINELS 7/354 137 152 2 47.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 205 262 2 43.9 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1659 2178 21 43.2
SHEPHERDS 18/359 5-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 7 0 12.5
PALINDROMES 73/405 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
A great fight to finish my time here! I couldn't have asked for a better
script! Thanks, Azaghal. No clue who will replace me. If Moist Towelette isn't
shipped off to Primus, it will likely be him. Not many warriors here can beat him.
I can tell you for sure that Assur's best warriors are outta here, though. -- Gad
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It was going to be the Unknown Spymaster, but he missed the good stuff because
he had a bag over his head.
Here's what *I* know. Storm Rock has been hard hit by the Split. We're down to
six fights, with two standbys--as bad as Andorak! Okay, maybe not QUITE as bad,
because we have personals, which Andorak does not. But still, we need to go out and
drag in some more competitors untainted by tourneys!
Today, we had six fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys. None of the
fights were action packed, none were exciting. Still, they were OUR fights, as good
as anybody's and maybe better.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (20-18-1,34) of PALINDROMES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW was bested by
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute competition. This led to a drop in the
rankings for Wonton, one that the Unknown felt was significant: seven points.
Pretty small, if you ask me, and Wonton still has a winning record.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (59-59-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight. And for this, Jello got thirteen
points, also said to be significant. What amazes me is that something as soft (if
rubbery) as jello could take down the Blacksmith with his steely thews. Way to go,
Jello.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (35-34-0,197) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought ARUGULA (3-
7180) (34-35-2,180) of VEGGIES. POCKET NEWS overpowered ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing
1 minute bloody one-sided fight. All things considered, I'd call this a well-matched
pair, but maybe it was just the News's day. And the ranch dressing.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (47-71-1,187) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought 1977
AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (77-69-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was
narrowly defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute melee. Better pull up your
socks, Virginia, you don't want to make a habit of this losing.
LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (51-45-0,216) of NEXT GENERATION fought PINCH BLISTER
(18-9859) (51-79-0,201) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LUC STARWALKER viciously subdued PINCH
BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. It may not have been officially
exciting, but it pleased the fans. The special effects were amazing, too.
For the title:
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (94-50-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (40-55-0,180) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. ALMOST PRETTY overpowered THE UPRIGHT
MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel. Our congratulations to Almost Pretty, and
we'll hope for a few words from the top, eh?
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 95 50 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 36 34 204 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 80 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 78 69 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 60 59 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 36 2 175 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 19 1 27 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Gad Retains Title! No Changes, Says Champion of the Horn!
Virginia, No Santa Refuted! Santa!
And just in time, too.
1977 AMC Matador -- I leave you with that loss. Assur didn't want me to leave, but I
go to Primus now to be modified, so will be ineligible to return to this fine place.
-- Shiny Penny
Moist Towelette -- You are just way too good. I go to the Home Guard to finish my
career. -- Ruth
Almost Pretty -- I on the other hand will continue to fight here. Next time, please
teach me something. -- Arugula
Pocket News -- Back and forth we go! -- Virginia
Pinch Blister -- Soon I will surpass you and never look back. -- The Upright Man
Mauli Lama -- grumble grumble... If I didn't have wontons to appease me, I'd be
really upset. -- Wonton Not Now
Out for a Duck -- See you hopefully in a few months. -- Dirty Diapers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUC STARWALKER viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was narrowly defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute melee.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
POCKET NEWS overpowered ARUGULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
WONTON NOT NOW was bested by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 28 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 88 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 95 50 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 80 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 34 36 2 175 VEGGIES (372)
BASHING ATTACK WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 19 1 27 PALINDROMES (405)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185,
ARUGULA 3-7180, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, and 0-0.
The least popular fighter this week was WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859,
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, LUC STARWALKER
58-6100, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, and 0-0.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 36 2 175 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 80 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 36 34 0 204 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 95 50 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 20 19 1 27 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
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