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Date   : 12/16/2014    Duedate: 12/29/2014

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 89

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  390  279   2 58.3      NEXT GENERATION 58/368
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  2-SENTINELS 7/354      137  152   2 47.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
  3 VEGGIES 3/372        208  264   2 44.1    4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1659 2179  21 43.2
    SHEPHERDS 18/359                          5-BAD SIGNS 83/397       1    7   0 12.5
    PALINDROMES 73/405                          PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363                      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, it's a mess.  I guess some stuff trailing behind the Split.  This is what 
I've got:

     The Upright Man gained 17 points.  Dirty Diapers lost 23 points.  Different 
fights.
     Alarond says that Virginia, No Santa is Champion of the Horn for beating Almost 
Pretty, BUT the listings of warriors present now has Jello Knuckles as the top dog.  
And Virigina, No Santa is gone from the listings entirely.
     Six fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys.  Listen, you guys, go out 
and RECRUIT!  We're getting as small as Andorak!

     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (17-11-0,56) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED 
PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  DIRTY DIAPERS was 
vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  And no wonder at 
the loss of points here.
     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (20-19-1,27) of PALINDROMES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  WONTON NOT NOW overpowered CAPTURED 
PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  So, the Pirate King isn't such a hot 
fighter as he thinks, eh?  Good.
     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (51-80-0,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN 
(10-5185) (40-56-0,180) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by 
THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 3 minute duel.  Thus the Upright's jump in the ranks.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (78-69-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-
7180) (34-36-2,175) of VEGGIES.  1977 AMC MATADOR overcame ARUGULA in a 2 minute 
match.  Everyone picks on the veggies.  It can be tough being a leafy green.

     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (95-50-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO 
SANTA (65-6623) (47-72-1,182) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  ALMOST PRETTY was bested by 
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.  Almost Champion of the Horn, 
too.  Good going, Virginia, but we wish you weren't leaving us.

For the actual title:
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (60-59-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (36-34-0,204) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over POCKET 
NEWS in a 2 minute Title battle.  Naturally.  Pocket News is MUCH too young for the 
title!  But good work anyway, both of you.

                                      Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       61  59     199  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     79  69     191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          36  35     189  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        95  51     187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        51  81     187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180               34  37  2  177  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       21  19  1   40  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

It isn't bad enough that we only have 10 warriors fighting here?!?  The commission
needs to delist warriors in addition?!? -- Assur

Pocket News -- So glad you're still here!  One of Jorja's best ever!  I'd be happy to
have my warriors lose to you every turn to read your cover every turn!  You make me
smile more often than not!  Thanks! -- Assur

Pocket News -- Assur may be okay with me losing to you every turn, but I am NOT! --
Arugula

Pinch Blister -- And I finally achieved Eligible status!  Good bye! -- Luc Starwalker

1977 AMC Matador -- 'Tis the season!  BAH, HUMBUG!  Santa is fiction! -- Virginia

Almost Pretty -- And that makes me what after losing to you?  Ugly?  Old?  Fat? --
The Discouraged Man

Veggies Not Dominant!  We Are Not Sheep, says Spokes-Gladiator!  Recipes on back
page.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALMOST PRETTY was bested by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over POCKET NEWS in a 2 minute Title battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overcame ARUGULA in a 2 minute match.
PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 3 minute duel.
WONTON NOT NOW overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  27 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  89 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     61  59  0  199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   79  69  0  191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARUGULA 3-7180             34  37  2  177 VEGGIES (372)
BASHING ATTACK   WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069     21  19  1   40 PALINDROMES (405)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ARUGULA 
3-7180, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, 
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POCKET NEWS 19-5364, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ARUGULA 3-7180, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, PINCH BLISTER 
18-9859, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              34  37  2  177  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       51  81  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         36  35  0  189  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      61  59  0  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      21  19  1   40  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (518) 
                        PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS  (75) 
                     YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA  (613) 
                    TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR  (519) 
                             SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE  (48) 
                  VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  (4264) 
                  BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703  (6306) 
                    ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3  (8302) 
                 SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT  (8320) 
                    PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2  (736) 
                    GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906  (1564) 
                    LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY  (2744) 
                  FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C  (3699) 
                     GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND  (4494) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes