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Date : 01/13/2015 Duedate: 01/26/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 91
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 395 282 2 58.3 PALINDROMES 73/405
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 SENTINELS 7/354 139 153 2 47.6 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 211 269 2 44.0 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1660 2180 21 43.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Snide Clemens was not so "glad to see the back of this place" (alleys are much
of a muchness anyway) as I was to see the back of him.
Okay, we had seven fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys. Nomad is
back, good to see him, we need all the warm bodies on the sands we can get. Too cold
otherwise. Mauli Lama gained thirty points today, Pinch Blister lost twenty-six,
same fight.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (22-19-1,47) of PALINDROMES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 1 minute gruesome melee. And Wonton left the Pirate King in tears,
Pirate Kings are all about immediate gratification (at least, the ones that get
captured), and he wanted his wontons RIGHT NOW.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (51-82-0,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MAULI LAMA (7-
6292) (23-19-2,136) of SENTINELS. PINCH BLISTER was viciously subdued by MAULI LAMA
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. Thus the major point movements.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (37-35-0,194) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. POCKET NEWS slimly lost to
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an action packed 4 minute brawl. I feel sure that Sandavol
did this just to get his name in the paper; everyone wants that, right?
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (80-69-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARUGULA (3-
7180) (34-38-2,177) of VEGGIES. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ARUGULA in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. And a wholesome, nutritous veggie is TRAMPLED into the sand.
Hard to wash sand out of those leaves, too.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (48-73-1,198) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (50-48-1,197) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered
OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched duel. How DARE you offer Virginia a Santa present!
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (96-51-0,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (41-57-0,194) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. ALMOST PRETTY subdued THE UPRIGHT MAN in
an exciting 3 minute melee. They tell me she's almost beautiful when she comes at
you with murderous intent. I don't see that, myself. I mean, I don't even WANT to
see that.
For the title:
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (62-59-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (56-45-1,216) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by AZAGHAL in
a 2 minute mismatched Title fight. Out with the old, in with the new. Any chance of
a column, or at least a line or two, Azaghal? Oh, and congratulations. Good work.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 57 45 1 229 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 81 69 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 97 51 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 49 73 1 209 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 41 58 206 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 37 36 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 62 60 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 49 1 187 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 39 2 176 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 24 19 2 166 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 83 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 23 19 1 49 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 12 33 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The disappearance of my warriors from this arena was not intentional. They rather
mysteriously moved to arena 100. They should be back this turn to do their part in
supporting the no-tourney theme. -- Nomad
Good, we missed you.
Jello Knuckles -- You are lucky, too. -- Virginia
Almost Pretty -- You'll always be an ugly hag to me. -- The Upright Man
Pocket News -- Woo hoo, I get to make your cover this week. -- Arugula
Well, Virginia No Santa, you've got a point about the pernicious effects of the
season. There's a strong suggestion there of a need to BUY love. Bad, very bad.
Plus, we salute you for doing a column regardless of the Commission's effort to turn
you invisible. Way to go! -- Jorja
Up to Nine Warriors! Life Returns to Storm Rock as Temperatures Drop! Storm Rock
Well Named!
Herbed Vinegars the Answer to Argula! No Skills Involved. Recipes on page 8.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by AZAGHAL in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 3 minute melee.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ARUGULA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
POCKET NEWS slimly lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
PINCH BLISTER was viciously subdued by MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
WONTON NOT NOW defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 23 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 91 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 57 45 1 229 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 81 69 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 49 73 1 209 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 62 60 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 49 1 187 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were THE
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, AZAGHAL 81-1223, 1977
AMC MATADOR 42-4116, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, WONTON NOT
NOW 73-6069, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and ARUGULA 3-7180.
The least popular fighter this week was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARUGULA 3-7180, OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, PINCH
BLISTER 18-9859, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, AZAGHAL
81-1223, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 34 39 2 176 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 50 49 1 187 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 41 58 0 206 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 51 83 0 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 37 36 0 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 81 69 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 49 73 1 209 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 23 19 1 49 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 57 45 1 229 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE