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Date : 02/10/2015 Duedate: 02/23/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 93
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 398 287 2 58.1 PALINDROMES 73/405
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 SENTINELS 7/354 144 156 2 48.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 215 275 2 43.9 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1662 2180 21 43.3
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
And down goes one of the experienced Suavers. Almost Pretty was almost a tough
fight. Almost. This does, at least, mean that I have done one better than Anvil
Ironfist did on turn two - I have successfully defended my throne at least once.
Having defeated one Waste, I now more than likely get another in the Matador. I like
my chances, but those extra 49FE could give him an edge. Perhaps. I can only hope
that Assur's prediction of a bit of "ruling the throne" comes true. Actually, it
isn't really about hope. I can do more than just hope. I intend to do my best to
make sure it happens.
I guess we will see if that happens, but for now I remain
Azaghal
Champion of the Horn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I had a he-- a heck of a time getting the Hands to the desk for this, so I'm
probably going to rush through it instead of giving it the attention it deserves.
But better me than Novgorodny Vir.
Eight fights, no challenges, two standbys. Significant point movements
(according to Vir): Wonton Not Now up 19, Ozawandib down 5. Different fights.
Sentinels avoided Color Me Suave, and who can blame them? Obviously nobody was most
challenged.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (17-13-0,21) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought R.O.U.S. (107-
4) (0-0-0,50) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by R.O.U.S. in
a 1 minute uneven fight. R. brought a secret weapon to the fight but, seriously, I
don't think I should talk about it. I wish I hadn't seen it!
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (24-19-1,55) of PALINDROMES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW handily defeated
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven melee. Thus demonstrating why the Person is
Unemployed.
ARUGULA (3-7180) (34-40-2,177) of VEGGIES fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (24-20-
2,158) of SENTINELS. ARUGULA overpowered MAULI LAMA in a popular 1 minute mismatched
brawl. That's the trouble with Lamas, they get so enlightened, they forget the
lessons of their childhood: eat your veggies!
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (51-49-1,202) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (52-
83-0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OBROJOBO devastated PINCH BLISTER in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven brawl. Talk about a pinch!
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (49-74-1,188) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (36-30-0,187) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated OZAWINDIB
in an exciting 3 minute fight. This is NOT what Ozzie wanted for Christmas.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (62-61-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (38-36-0,208) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by
POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute mismatched duel. Looks like ol' Jello wasn't ready for a
hard-hitting reporter, eh?
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (97-52-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (41-59-0,201) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. ALMOST PRETTY subdued THE UPRIGHT MAN in
an exciting 1 minute melee. Uprightness is probably overrated.
For the title, our speaking Champion AZAGHAL (81-1223) (58-45-1,265) of DRAGONBANE
GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (82-69-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL
devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight. And the title
remains Azaghal's. Congratulations!
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 59 45 1 285 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 39 36 215 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 52 49 1 208 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 41 60 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 98 52 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 50 74 1 199 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 82 70 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ARUGULA 3-7180 35 40 2 185 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 36 31 182 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 62 62 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 52 84 169 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 24 21 2 153 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 22 42 1 109 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MCGREGOR 81-2013 20 24 1 85 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 25 19 1 74 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
-KELLUMBO'S INITS. 83-296 17 14 4 69 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 14 18 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jello Knuckles -- Azaghal beats you and gets the throne. I beat you and get a few
points. How is that fair? I gotta work on my timing. -- Obrojobo
Pinch Blister -- That blister thing has to hurt. You move around pretty well
considering. I like sitting around contemplating things when I get a blister. --
Mauli Lama
Arugula -- Eight minutes? I don't think we've ever gone 8 minutes before. And
didn't you win the last one? Glad to get back on the plus side of that matchup. In
this arena I suspect we shall see each other again. -- Ozawindib
Azaghal Laments Lack of Competition! What Can Be Done? Tune in Next Week to Find
Out.
Virginia Devastated by Arrival of Santa! How Can This Be? Gladiator Asks. Answers
Solicited.
1977 AMC Matador -- Nice paint job. I guess you needed to cover all those scrapes
and scratches. Maybe we should add dents next time. -- The Upright Man
Pocket News -- Didn't you used to be the laughingstock of the arena? -- Virginia
Ozawindib -- I hate you as most hate me. -- Arugula
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AZAGHAL devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated OZAWINDIB in a exciting 3 minute fight.
OBROJOBO devastated PINCH BLISTER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
ARUGULA overpowered MAULI LAMA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WONTON NOT NOW handily defeated UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 93 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 59 45 1 285 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
WALL OF STEEL POCKET NEWS 19-5364 39 36 0 215 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 52 49 1 208 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 41 60 0 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 7-6212 36 31 0 182 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were
AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ARUGULA 3-7180, POCKET NEWS
19-5364, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAULI LAMA 7-6292, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, WONTON
NOT NOW 73-6069, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ARUGULA 3-7180, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 35 40 2 185 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 52 49 1 208 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 41 60 0 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 52 84 0 169 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 39 36 0 215 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 14 0 18 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 98 52 0 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 50 74 1 199 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 25 19 1 74 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 59 45 1 285 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE