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Date : 02/24/2015 Duedate: 03/09/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 94
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 399 290 2 57.9 PALINDROMES 73/405
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 SENTINELS 7/354 146 158 2 48.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 219 276 3 44.2 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1662 2181 21 43.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I'm going to have to fly through this to get it done before the snow flies
again. I wish I really COULD fly, I'd go south! Ah, well.
Significant point movements: The Upright Man, up 150. Anzahanzek, down 6.
Different fights.
Sentinels may have been avoided by Alastarian Idol, or it may just have been
cold words while standing in line. Almost Pretty got the challenge.
Yes! We had a challenge! Eight fights, one challenge, two standbys.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (25-19-1,74) of PALINDROMES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW overpowered RIRORNI
SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (17-14-0,18) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
That's the two standbys, and they went one-one.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (82-70-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (36-31-0,182) of SENTINELS. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated OZAWINDIB in a 3
minute one-sided competition. This may have been because Ozzie was standing there
like, well, a sentinel and making a perfect target of himself. Or it may have been
the difference in experience.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (52-49-1,208) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (52-
84-0,169) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OBROJOBO vanquished PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute brutal
mismatched fight. Of course. Nobody LIKES a blister.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (50-74-1,199) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought JELLO
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (62-62-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated
JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Virginia says, "No jello
in the stocking!"
ARUGULA (3-7180) (35-40-2,185) of VEGGIES fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (32-31-
0,171) of SENTINELS. ARUGULA overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gory mismatched duel. Not a genuine surprise. After all, SOMEONE had to win.
The challenge:
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (41-60-0,205) of ALASTARIAN IDOL challenged ALMOST
PRETTY (42-4496) (98-52-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 1. THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously
butchered ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Now we see why Upright got so
many points. The clerks love a death. Don't know why, but they do.
For the title:
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (59-45-1,285) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364)
(39-36-0,215) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. AZAGHAL vanquished POCKET NEWS in an exciting
1 minute uneven Title battle. And so it goes. Probably just as well not to have a
reporter on top.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 60 45 1 298 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 42 60 1 355 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
OBROJOBO 7-5869 53 49 1 211 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 83 70 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 51 74 1 201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 98 53 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 39 37 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
ARUGULA 3-7180 36 40 2 193 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 36 32 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 62 63 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 52 85 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 32 165 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 24 21 2 153 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 22 42 1 109 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 26 19 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 15 21 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 98 53 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 94
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ozawindib -- My manager looked it up. He apparently has mad skills with computers
and he claims it would have taken him longer to type this sentence than to look up
our fight history. Here is your history against me since turn 63 W5, W6, W8, W3, W2,
L5, L1, W8. Looks like I have some work to do, but Assur says I need to learn more
skills before I start weight training. -- Arugula
Almost Pretty -- grumble, grumble -- The Upright Man
Ozawindib -- Take that, you Santa lover. -- Virginia
Mauli Lama -- Weren't you just in the initiates class recently? You've moved up fast
(or maybe you are just better than Assur's guys down there). -- Arugula
Hidden Secrets Behind Jello! All Revealed! Inside story on page 7.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE UPRIGHT MAN viciously butchered ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL vanquished POCKET NEWS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ARUGULA overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
OBROJOBO vanquished PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated OZAWINDIB in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WONTON NOT NOW overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 16 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 94 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 60 45 1 298 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 42 60 1 355 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 53 49 1 211 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 83 70 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 7-6212 36 32 0 179 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 32 32 0 165 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, AZAGHAL 81-1223,
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ARUGULA 3-7180, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069,
POCKET NEWS 19-5364, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, ARUGULA 3-7180, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, AZAGHAL 81-1223, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 1 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 36 40 2 193 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 53 49 1 211 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 42 60 1 355 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 52 85 0 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 39 37 0 194 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 15 0 21 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 83 70 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 51 74 1 201 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 26 19 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 60 45 1 298 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
A REMINDER
On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on
everything, including your personals and diplos!
All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.
Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we
don't know where it belongs. Thank you.
-- A lowly mailroom slave
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES (436)
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE (163)
DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W (384)
RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J (8581)
CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII (2124)
BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III (2364)
KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)
EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9 (4782)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
-- RSI