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Date : 04/07/2015 Duedate: 04/20/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 97
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 404 297 2 57.6 PALINDROMES 73/405
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 SENTINELS 7/354 150 163 2 47.9 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 VEGGIES 3/372 224 286 3 43.9 4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1664 2182 21 43.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I almost didn't make it to the office to write this report. Because why? Heavy
fog. The lightning pigeons aren't flying until it lifts, either. Still, I did make
it here, and the fog will clear off eventually, no doubt, so....
Significant point movements: The Upright Man ever upward, 19 points higher.
Ozawindib down 14. Same fight.
No challenges, so no one most challenged. Got It For Christmas was avoided by
Sentinels.
Ten fights, no challenges, five standbys.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (17-17-0,7) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered
by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match. Who told the Deserter to bring a
bucket of bleach?
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (27-20-1,66) of PALINDROMES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys. WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. That "unemployed" in the name?
It's a ruse, a snare, and a dillusion. This Person is employed by none other than
<name deleted>, a local patrician with a strong desire for privacy. A subtle
bouncer, if you will.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (42-62-1,172) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (36-32-0,179) of SENTINELS. THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished OZAWINDIB in an action
packed 2 minute uneven duel. Thus the point movements, despite the match not being
extremely mismatched.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (99-54-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MAULI LAMA (7-
6292) (24-22-2,160) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated MAULI LAMA in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided competition. What can I say? More to the point, what did
HE say, the Lama, to set her off like that?
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (53-86-0,184) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. PINCH BLISTER was defeated by
RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 3 minute struggle. Never mess with a cook.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (53-74-1,205) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (33-32-0,194) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered
ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute mismatched match. So much for avoiding?
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (63-64-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was bested
by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute fight. Think three times before messing with
an arenamaster, even in the Advanced games.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (84-71-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR was
demolished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight. Or even think four
times.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (54-49-1,219) of SENTINELS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (40-
38-0,193) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. OBROJOBO was subdued by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute
melee. The power of the press in action.
For the title:
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (61-45-1,318) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (36-
42-2,183) of VEGGIES. AZAGHAL devastated ARUGULA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched
Title fight. Azaghal remains our Champion, and is shredded. So it goes.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 62 45 1 325 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 54 74 1 217 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 41 38 205 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
OBROJOBO 7-5869 54 50 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 43 62 1 191 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 100 54 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 63 65 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 84 72 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 33 33 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ARUGULA 3-7180 36 43 2 181 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 53 87 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 24 23 2 167 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 36 33 165 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BLAGO GRUNGE 81-2089 28 12 1 97 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AXEL VON SPIRE 81-2068 20 21 1 82 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 27 21 1 57 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 18 3 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Argula Seeking Fringes! Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist. Fashion Columnist
Suggests Silk Tassels. This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant. Threaten to Bolt to
Seed!
Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me? (Any bonus
for long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula
Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia
Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AZAGHAL devastated ARUGULA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
OBROJOBO was subdued by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR was demolished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PINCH BLISTER was defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated MAULI LAMA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 24 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 97 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 62 45 1 325 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 54 74 1 217 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL POCKET NEWS 19-5364 41 38 0 205 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 54 50 1 192 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 63 65 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 33 33 0 186 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The ten other most popular fighters were THE
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, AZAGHAL 81-1223, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ARUGULA 3-7180, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ANZAHANZEK
7-6204, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069.
The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292. The other ten least
popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, POCKET NEWS
19-5364, ARUGULA 3-7180, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARUGULA 3-7180 36 43 2 181 VEGGIES (372) OSKSI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 54 50 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 43 62 1 191 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 53 87 0 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 41 38 0 205 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 17 18 0 3 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 100 54 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 54 74 1 217 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 27 21 1 57 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 62 45 1 325 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!
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Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on
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