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Date   : 04/07/2015    Duedate: 04/20/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 97

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  404  297   2 57.6      PALINDROMES 73/405
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
  2 SENTINELS 7/354      150  163   2 47.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
  3 VEGGIES 3/372        224  286   3 43.9    4 THE MAGNIFIC 19/395 1664 2182  21 43.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I almost didn't make it to the office to write this report.  Because why?  Heavy
fog.  The lightning pigeons aren't flying until it lifts, either.  Still, I did make
it here, and the fog will clear off eventually, no doubt, so....
     Significant point movements:  The Upright Man ever upward, 19 points higher.
Ozawindib down 14.  Same fight.
     No challenges, so no one most challenged.  Got It For Christmas was avoided by
Sentinels.
     Ten fights, no challenges, five standbys.

     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (17-17-0,7) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered
by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.  Who told the Deserter to bring a
bucket of bleach?
     WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (27-20-1,66) of PALINDROMES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Fine Imported Standbys.  WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  That "unemployed" in the name?
It's a ruse, a snare, and a dillusion.  This Person is employed by none other than
<name deleted>, a local patrician with a strong desire for privacy.  A subtle
bouncer, if you will.
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (42-62-1,172) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought OZAWINDIB (7-
6212) (36-32-0,179) of SENTINELS.  THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished OZAWINDIB in an action
packed 2 minute uneven duel.  Thus the point movements, despite the match not being
extremely mismatched.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (99-54-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MAULI LAMA (7-
6292) (24-22-2,160) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY devastated MAULI LAMA in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided competition.  What can I say?  More to the point, what did
HE say, the Lama, to set her off like that?

     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (53-86-0,184) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys.  PINCH BLISTER was defeated by
RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 3 minute struggle.  Never mess with a cook.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (53-74-1,205) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (33-32-0,194) of SENTINELS.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered
ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute mismatched match.  So much for avoiding?
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (63-64-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JELLO KNUCKLES was bested
by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute fight.  Think three times before messing with
an arenamaster, even in the Advanced games.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (84-71-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys.  1977 AMC MATADOR was
demolished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Or even think four
times.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (54-49-1,219) of SENTINELS fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (40-
38-0,193) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  OBROJOBO was subdued by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute
melee.  The power of the press in action.

For the title:
     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (61-45-1,318) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (36-
42-2,183) of VEGGIES.  AZAGHAL devastated ARUGULA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched
Title fight.  Azaghal remains our Champion, and is shredded.  So it goes.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              62  45  1  325  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   54  74  1  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          41  38     205  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              54  50  1  192  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      43  62  1  191  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       100  54     187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       63  65     187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     84  72     186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            33  33     186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 ARUGULA 3-7180               36  43  2  181  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        53  87     180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            24  23  2  167  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             36  33     165  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLAGO GRUNGE 81-2089         28  12  1   97  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AXEL VON SPIRE 81-2068       20  21  1   82  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       27  21  1   57  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        17  18       3  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Argula Seeking Fringes!  Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist.  Fashion Columnist
Suggests Silk Tassels.  This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant.  Threaten to Bolt to
Seed!

Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me?  (Any bonus
for long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula

Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia

Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AZAGHAL devastated ARUGULA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
OBROJOBO was subdued by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR was demolished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PINCH BLISTER was defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated MAULI LAMA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
WONTON NOT NOW was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  24 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  17 -  0      29  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  97 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            62  45  1  325 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  54  74  1  217 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL    POCKET NEWS 19-5364        41  38  0  205 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            54  50  1  192 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     63  65  0  187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          33  33  0  186 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE 
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, AZAGHAL 81-1223, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ARUGULA 3-7180, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ANZAHANZEK 
7-6204, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069.

The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, POCKET NEWS 
19-5364, ARUGULA 3-7180, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARUGULA 3-7180              36  43  2  181  VEGGIES (372)              OSKSI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             54  50  1  192  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     43  62  1  191  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       53  87  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         41  38  0  205  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       17  18  0    3  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      100  54  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  54  74  1  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      27  21  1   57  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             62  45  1  325  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

                                     [Sign your name] 

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