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Date : 05/19/2015 Duedate: 06/01/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 100
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 409 304 2 57.4 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 SENTINELS 7/354 157 167 3 48.5 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 4 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 8 0 11.1
3 VEGGIES 3/372 227 292 3 43.7 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
PALINDROMES 73/405 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for OBROJOBO, who pummelled THE UPRIGHT MAN, to pocket 30
points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, TELGOR was winsome, after beating
1977 AMC MATADOR and seeing him lose 6 points. Now I can't insult AZAGHAL, as he has
gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on
too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging
dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in STORM ROCK would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in STORM ROCK is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 65 45 1 402 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 56 50 2 243 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 101 57 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 38 33 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 44 63 1 185 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 54 76 1 180 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 33 34 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 85 74 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 88 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 64 67 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 24 26 2 164 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 28 22 1 49 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 20 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 18 19 31 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 44 63 1 ALASTARIAN IDOL 363 OBROJOBO 7-5869 100
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALMOST PRETTY was viciously subdued by AZAGHAL in a 2 minute Title fight.
OBROJOBO killed THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was defeated by OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
MAULI LAMA was bested by PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES slimly won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 7 minute match.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to WONTON NOT NOW in a popular 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 26 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 17 - 0 35 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 100 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 65 45 1 402 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 56 50 2 243 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 101 57 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 7-6212 38 33 0 190 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 44 63 1 185 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 20 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The ten other most popular fighters were
MAULI LAMA 7-6292, AZAGHAL 81-1223, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554,
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.
The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten
least popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OBROJOBO 7-5869, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, WONTON NOT
NOW 73-6069, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 1 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 56 50 2 243 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 44 63 1 185 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 88 0 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 18 19 0 31 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 101 57 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 54 76 1 180 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 28 22 1 49 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 65 45 1 402 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 20 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.