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Date : 06/30/2015 Duedate: 07/13/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 103
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 414 311 2 57.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
2 SENTINELS 7/354 164 172 3 48.8 4 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 10 0 9.1
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 PALINDROMES 73/405 236 295 3 44.4 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Since my many fans are crying out for a column, I shall do my best to fulfill
their wishes. Honestly, it isn't that I don't want to write a column. Being
in a position to write a few words has always seemed better than reading
someone else's attempts at wisdom. I'm just busy, you know? Guardian stuff.
Keeps a guy busy.
As for the this arena over which I seem to hold sway at the moment, it appears
it could use a few more numbers. Some of those 81 managers need to start
getting their guys in here. Maybe the opening of 20 will eventually lead to
some more entrants? That would be good. For awhile now we seem to have one
warrior who rises to the top and holds things until getting sucked away to
Primus. I admit it is fun being at the top, but perhaps after I am gone a bit
of competition would be better? Although I think Obro likes the idea of a
bit of dominance. I keep reminding him he is a slasher, but it doesn't sink
in. Maybe seeing it in print will do the trick.
For those of us who call this arena home, let the fights begin!
-- Azaghal,
Guardian of the Horn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are again with a report for Storm Rock!
We had seven fights this time, one challenge, one standby.
Azaghal fought a random match with 1977 AMC Matador for the title fight. AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (67-45-1,438) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (87-74-
0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided
Title melee. Azaghal retained the title yet again, and has written a nice DM Column
as well. Congratulations!
In other fights:
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-21-0,36) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(20-19-0,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in
a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (57-51-2,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (55-
77-1,189) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (65-68-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-
5185) (45-64-1,191) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE
UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (102-58-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204)
(34-35-0,182) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1
minute mismatched fight.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (38-35-0,175) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (55-90-
0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9
minute gruesome competition.
WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (30-22-1,74) of PALINDROMES fought R.O.U.S. WONTON NOT NOW
viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
We still have more bashers fighting than any other style, and over the top ten turns,
they *almost* have a winning record! Our Slashers have the best 10-turn stile, thanks
to Obro. And our Champion is keeping the Parry-Lunge record solid!
Looks like we didn't have any notable avoids or challenges this turn.
That's all I have this time. Don't forget the sunscreen!
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CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 87 75 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 36 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 65 69 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 55 78 1 184 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 35 182 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 91 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 31 22 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 21 19 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 30 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Out for a Duck -- What is a duck doing messing around with diapers?!? Especially --
Dirty Diapers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9 minute gruesome competition.
WONTON NOT NOW viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 103 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 36 0 188 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 65 69 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 0 30 BAD SIGNS (397)
The overall popularity leader is AZAGHAL 81-1223. The most popular warrior this turn
was OZAWINDIB 7-6212. The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH BLISTER
18-9859, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071,
AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OUT
FOR A DUCK 83-275, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.
The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten
least popular fighters were ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, OUT FOR A
DUCK 83-275, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, AZAGHAL
81-1223, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 91 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 21 19 0 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 55 78 1 184 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 31 22 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 0 30 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE