AD Date : 06/30/2015 Duedate: 07/13/2015 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 103 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 414 311 2 57.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 2 SENTINELS 7/354 164 172 3 48.8 4 BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 10 0 9.1 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 3 PALINDROMES 73/405 236 295 3 44.4 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Champion of the Horn Since my many fans are crying out for a column, I shall do my best to fulfill their wishes. Honestly, it isn't that I don't want to write a column. Being in a position to write a few words has always seemed better than reading someone else's attempts at wisdom. I'm just busy, you know? Guardian stuff. Keeps a guy busy. As for the this arena over which I seem to hold sway at the moment, it appears it could use a few more numbers. Some of those 81 managers need to start getting their guys in here. Maybe the opening of 20 will eventually lead to some more entrants? That would be good. For awhile now we seem to have one warrior who rises to the top and holds things until getting sucked away to Primus. I admit it is fun being at the top, but perhaps after I am gone a bit of competition would be better? Although I think Obro likes the idea of a bit of dominance. I keep reminding him he is a slasher, but it doesn't sink in. Maybe seeing it in print will do the trick. For those of us who call this arena home, let the fights begin! -- Azaghal, Guardian of the Horn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Here we are again with a report for Storm Rock! We had seven fights this time, one challenge, one standby. Azaghal fought a random match with 1977 AMC Matador for the title fight. AZAGHAL (81- 1223) (67-45-1,438) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (87-74- 0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee. Azaghal retained the title yet again, and has written a nice DM Column as well. Congratulations! In other fights: OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-21-0,36) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (20-19-0,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. OBROJOBO (7-5869) (57-51-2,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (55- 77-1,189) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (65-68-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10- 5185) (45-64-1,191) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (102-58-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (34-35-0,182) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (38-35-0,175) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (55-90- 0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9 minute gruesome competition. WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (30-22-1,74) of PALINDROMES fought R.O.U.S. WONTON NOT NOW viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel. We still have more bashers fighting than any other style, and over the top ten turns, they *almost* have a winning record! Our Slashers have the best 10-turn stile, thanks to Obro. And our Champion is keeping the Parry-Lunge record solid! Looks like we didn't have any notable avoids or challenges this turn. That's all I have this time. Don't forget the sunscreen! Z CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 87 75 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 36 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 65 69 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 55 78 1 184 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 35 182 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 91 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 31 22 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 21 19 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 30 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Out for a Duck -- What is a duck doing messing around with diapers?!? Especially -- Dirty Diapers LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee. OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9 minute gruesome competition. WONTON NOT NOW viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 1 75 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 4 - 0 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 12 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 18 - 0 33 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 103 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 36 0 188 SENTINELS (354) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 65 69 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 0 30 BAD SIGNS (397) The overall popularity leader is AZAGHAL 81-1223. The most popular warrior this turn was OZAWINDIB 7-6212. The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten least popular fighters were ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, AZAGHAL 81-1223, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 58 51 2 216 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 46 64 1 198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 91 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 21 19 0 56 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 103 58 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 55 78 1 184 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 31 22 1 76 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA AZAGHAL 81-1223 68 45 1 455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 22 0 30 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE