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Date   : 06/30/2015    Duedate: 07/13/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 103

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  414  311   2 57.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
  2 SENTINELS 7/354      164  172   3 48.8    4 BAD SIGNS 83/397       1   10   0  9.1
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 PALINDROMES 73/405   236  295   3 44.4      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

Since my many fans are crying out for a column, I shall do my best to fulfill 
their wishes.  Honestly, it isn't that I don't want to write a column.  Being 
in a position to write a few words has always seemed better than reading 
someone else's attempts at wisdom.  I'm just busy, you know?  Guardian stuff.  
Keeps a guy busy.

As for the this arena over which I seem to hold sway at the moment, it appears 
it could use a few more numbers.  Some of those 81 managers need to start 
getting their guys in here.  Maybe the opening of 20 will eventually lead to 
some more entrants?  That would be good.  For awhile now we seem to have one 
warrior who rises to the top and holds things until getting sucked away to 
Primus.  I admit it is fun being at the top, but perhaps after I am gone a bit 
of competition would be better?   Although I think Obro likes the idea of a 
bit of dominance.  I keep reminding him he is a slasher, but it doesn't sink 
in.  Maybe seeing it in print will do the trick.  

For those of us who call this arena home, let the fights begin!

                                          -- Azaghal,
                                             Guardian of the Horn 		 	   		  

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Here we are again with a report for Storm Rock!  

We had seven fights this time, one challenge, one standby.  

Azaghal fought a random match with 1977 AMC Matador for the title fight.  AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (67-45-1,438) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (87-74-
0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title melee.  Azaghal retained the title yet again, and has written a nice DM Column 
as well.  Congratulations!

In other fights: 

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-21-0,36) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(20-19-0,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a 1 minute Challenge fight.

OBROJOBO (7-5869) (57-51-2,208) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (55-
77-1,189) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (65-68-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-
5185) (45-64-1,191) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE 
UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (102-58-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) 
(34-35-0,182) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 
minute mismatched fight.

OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (38-35-0,175) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (55-90-
0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9 
minute gruesome competition.

WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (30-22-1,74) of PALINDROMES fought R.O.U.S.  WONTON NOT NOW 
viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.

We still have more bashers fighting than any other style, and over the top ten turns, 
they *almost* have a winning record!  Our Slashers have the best 10-turn stile, thanks 
to Obro.  And our Champion is keeping the Parry-Lunge record solid!

Looks like we didn't have any notable avoids or challenges this turn.  

That's all I have this time.  Don't forget the sunscreen!

Z

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              68  45  1  455  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              58  51  2  216  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       103  58     208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      46  64  1  198  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     87  75     192  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  36     188  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       65  69     184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   55  78  1  184  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  35     182  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        55  91     171  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       31  22  1   76  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        21  19      56  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  22      30  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Out for a Duck -- What is a duck doing messing around with diapers?!?  Especially -- 
Dirty Diapers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OBROJOBO overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 2 minute match.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished ANZAHANZEK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
OZAWINDIB viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a popular 9 minute gruesome competition.
WONTON NOT NOW viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  21 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 103 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            68  45  1  455 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            58  51  2  216 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     103  58  0  208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185    46  64  1  198 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          34  36  0  188 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     65  69  0  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      16  22  0   30 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is AZAGHAL 81-1223.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OZAWINDIB 7-6212.  The ten other most popular fighters were PINCH BLISTER 
18-9859, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 
AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OUT 
FOR A DUCK 83-275, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.

The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, OUT FOR A 
DUCK 83-275, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, AZAGHAL 
81-1223, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             58  51  2  216  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     46  64  1  198  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       55  91  0  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       21  19  0   56  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      103  58  0  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  55  78  1  184  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      31  22  1   76  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             68  45  1  455  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       16  22  0   30  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE