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Date   : 07/28/2015    Duedate: 08/10/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 105

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  416  317   2 56.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
  2 SENTINELS 7/354      166  174   3 48.8    4 BAD SIGNS 83/397       1   11   0  8.3
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 PALINDROMES 73/405   243  296   4 45.1      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!           

There were seven fights again this turn in fine Storm Rock.  One was with a standby, 
which means we had thirteen warriors fighting.  And we had one rather dramatic 
challenge!  Without further ado, here are the results of our fights:

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-22-0,30) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(21-20-0,33) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously butchered by DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.  Now I know you asked everybody to leave you 
alone, DD, but killing your challenger?  Tsk tsk.  You can be angsty between fights, 
but a little sportsmanship is appropriate in the arena.  You did move up nicely in the 
rankings, though.  Despite the death, Out for a Duck is our top Aimed Blow.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (104-58-0,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (68-
45-1,455) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  ALMOST PRETTY was subdued by AZAGHAL in a exciting 3 
minute Title melee.  And we have a new Champion of the Horn.  Congrats go to Azaghal, 
who is also our top Parry-Lunge.  Almost Pretty is our top Wall-of-Steel, of course.  
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (58-51-2,216) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (56-
78-1,207) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  OBROJOBO was defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.  Virginia, No Santa deserves additional accolades for 
being our top Basher, and Orojobo gets credit for being the top Slasher.  

OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (39-35-0,182) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (87-
76-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OZAWINDIB was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 4 
minute fight.  Oz is our top Total-Parry. 

THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (47-64-1,204) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-
4554) (65-70-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE UPRIGHT MAN demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 
2 minute mismatched competition.

MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (24-26-2,164) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (55-92-
0,169) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MAULI LAMA defeated PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 5 minute 
struggle.

WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (32-22-1,78) of PALINDROMES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-
2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  WONTON NOT NOW devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.

We still have the most Bashers, and they still have a pretty nice record.  They went a 
very nice 5-0 this turn!  Parry-Lunges have done the best over the past ten turns, 
followed by the Slashers and then the Bashers. 

Palindromes were most avoided.  And Suave tops the team rankings with a nice 56.8%.  
Well done!

That's all I have this time.  Best of luck in your next matches.  And do a little 
recruiting for our fine Storm Rock, y'hear?  

Z

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              69  45  1  486  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   57  78  1  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      48  64  1  211  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       104  59     202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              58  52  2  196  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     88  76     190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  36     188  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  36     179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  26  2  175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       65  71     174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        55  93     164  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       33  22  1   80  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
-HADRIAN 81-2255              22   5  1   72  WARMASTERS (342)           SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        22  20  1   50  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  23      30  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275     16  23  0 BAD SIGNS 397          DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071     105

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Out for a Duck -- You should be trying to duck out of diaper changing duties! -- Dirty 
Diapers

Obrojobo -- Another fight, another loss -- Virginia

Jello Knuckles -- Have you tried metal gloves? -- The Upright Man

Pinch Blister -- Have you ever considered a retirement home? -- The Upright Man

1977 AMC Matador -- A win! -- Virginia

New grad coming!  Be kind -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously butchered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was subdued by AZAGHAL in a exciting 3 minute Title melee.
OBROJOBO was defeated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
OZAWINDIB was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 4 minute fight.
THE UPRIGHT MAN demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
MAULI LAMA defeated PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
WONTON NOT NOW devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  18 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  19 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 105 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            69  45  1  486 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  57  78  1  217 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     104  59  0  202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            58  52  2  196 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 7-6212           39  36  0  179 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      16  23  0   30 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAULI LAMA 7-6292.  The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 
81-1223, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE 
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, 
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, and WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 
65-6623, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, THE UPRIGHT 
MAN 10-5185, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 1  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             58  52  2  196  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     48  64  1  211  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       55  93  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       22  20  1   50  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      104  59  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  57  78  1  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      33  22  1   80  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             69  45  1  486  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       16  23  0   30  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE