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Date : 08/25/2015 Duedate: 09/07/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 107
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 419 322 2 56.5 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS TIRES 72/411
2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 2 2 0 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 SENTINELS 7/354 168 176 3 48.8 5-BAD SIGNS 83/397 1 11 0 8.3
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
4 PALINDROMES 73/405 248 300 5 45.3 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
What a joy it is keeping the throne warm while Azaghal is out. 'Tis quite a
hollow feat, when the best warrior is inactive. Perhaps I can luck into a victory
when he comes back, but more likely I'll find myself looking up at the rightful
Champion of the Horn.
-- The Upright Man
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
The stars were aligned perfectly this turn in Storm Rock, turn 107. Let's see what
happened!
Looks like we had eight fights. Of those, one was a challenge. Two warriors fought
NPCs.
For our title fight, it looks like The Upright Man correctly predicted the outcome of
his fight with Azaghal. THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (49-64-1,225) of ALASTARIAN IDOL
fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (69-45-1,486) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. THE UPRIGHT MAN was
subdued by AZAGHAL in a exciting 2 minute Title melee. Azaghal, is once again our
Champion of the Horn! And of course, he is our top (and only) Parry-Lunge, and we
salute him.
Here are the rest of the fights:
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (17-10-0,53) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged WONTON NOT NOW
(73-6069) (34-22-1,82) of PALINDROMES. BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by WONTON NOT
NOW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (105-59-0,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(107-23) (0-0-0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1
minute mismatched duel. Almost Pretty is our top Wall of Steel. Salute.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (58-52-2,196) of SENTINELS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (88-77-
0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fight. Obrojobo moved up in the rankings the most with his win over
the Matador, and is also our top Slasher. Nicely done.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (57-79-1,202) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought MAULI LAMA
(7-6292) (25-26-2,175) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated MAULI LAMA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Of all the Bashers, Virginia is supreme, and
we salute her.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (39-36-0,179) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (65-72-
0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OZAWINDIB was outlasted by JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd
pleasing 9 minute brawl. Jello Knuckles proves his prowess as the top Total Parry.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (55-94-0,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of . PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute
uneven melee.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (15-7-1,57) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(22-21-1,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. INIGO MONTOYA slimly won victory over DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
Suave retains the top team position with a 56.5 record. Very nice! For some reason,
more teams avoided Color Me Suave than any other team.. and Sentinels avoided them the
most. What's up with that???
Bashers and Total Parrys still comprise the majority of Storm Rock, but they only went
a combined 3-6 this round. Parry-Lunges and Slashers still have dominant records, 8-1
and 7-2 in the last ten rounds, respectively, and undefeated this round!
That's all I have this time. Best of luck in your next Matches. And tell your
friends how nice this arena is, okay?
Z
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 70 45 1 494 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 59 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 59 52 2 210 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 58 79 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 49 65 1 202 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 66 72 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 88 78 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 37 176 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 27 2 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 95 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FLAT 72-6880 26 5 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-AGRIPPA 81-2161 24 18 2 92 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 35 22 1 90 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 16 7 1 62 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 17 11 53 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 22 22 1 48 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 16 23 30 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Welcome, Den. It has been too long! -- Assur
Almost Pretty -- We continue to trade back and forth. I wonder what the all time
score is. There was a day when Assur would have figured it out, but today is not that
day -- Virginia
Inigo -- Your name is famous because of your son. I'm guessing he has made your life
miserable! No way you could live up to his boasting. As for me, I speak for myself.
-- Dirty Diapers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was subdued by AZAGHAL in a exciting 2 minute Title melee.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
OBROJOBO overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
OZAWINDIB was outlasted by JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brawl.
PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.
INIGO MONTOYA slimly won victory over DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 21 - 0 28 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 1 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 107 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 70 45 1 494 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 59 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 59 52 2 210 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 58 79 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 66 72 0 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, AZAGHAL 81-1223, OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, THE
UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.
The least popular fighter this week was MAULI LAMA 7-6292. The other ten least
popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, PINCH BLISTER
18-9859, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, and
OBROJOBO 7-5869.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 59 52 2 210 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 49 65 1 202 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 55 95 0 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 16 7 1 62 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 22 22 1 48 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 59 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 58 79 1 207 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 35 22 1 90 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 70 45 1 494 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE