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Date   : 09/08/2015    Duedate: 09/21/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 108

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  421  324   2 56.5    4 PALINDROMES 73/405   250  302   5 45.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
  2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409    3    3   0 50.0      BASH BROS TIRES 72/411
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      170  177   3 49.0      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for OBROJOBO, who flew up 11 points in the 
rankings after mashing THE UPRIGHT MAN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  THE UPRIGHT MAN was 
overcame by OBROJOBO and drops 10 points.  Well, everybody's pal AZAGHAL moved his 
record to 71-45-1 by defeating ALMOST PRETTY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 37 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad COLOR ME SUAVE?  Big bad COLOR ME SUAVE.  Big bad COLOR ME SUAVE.  STORM 
ROCK's afraid of the big bad COLOR ME SUAVE.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be 
funny, but catch SENTINELS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft 
at running from COLOR ME SUAVE.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the STORM ROCK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye. 
(Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              71  45  1  531  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              60  52  2  221  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   59  79  1  214  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       106  60     198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       67  72     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      49  66  1  192  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  37     186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     88  79     180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  37     176  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  27  2  171  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        56  95     164  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FLAT 72-6880                 26   5  2  100  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       36  22  1   99  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        16   8  1   63  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        18  11      58  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        22  23  1   47  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Azaghal -- I hit you!  That is victory, right?  Standards for us plebes are SO low. -- 
The Upright Man

Burm Wulfsnarl -- I'm guessing your snarl is worse than your bite -- Wonton Not Now
P.S. No, you can't have a wonton.

Mauli Lama -- I believe we owed you that beating for many you gave my younger 
teammates. -- Virginia

Inigo -- You may have had victory this time, but I will simply reproduce and next 
time, my smell and mess may very well win out. -- Dirty Diapers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven Title battle.
OBROJOBO vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES outwaited ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 13 minute brutal fight.
PINCH BLISTER outwaited ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 8 minute competition.
INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  16 -  1      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  19 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   4 -  1      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 108 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            71  45  1  531 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            60  52  2  221 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623  59  79  1  214 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     106  60  0  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     67  72  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          34  37  0  186 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The ten other most popular fighters 
were VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, AZAGHAL 81-1223, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ANZAHANZEK 
7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

The least popular fighter this week was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 
7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             60  52  2  221  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     49  66  1  192  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       56  95  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       16   8  1   63  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       22  23  1   47  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      106  60  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  59  79  1  214  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      36  22  1   99  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             71  45  1  531  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE