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Date : 09/08/2015 Duedate: 09/21/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 108
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 421 324 2 56.5 4 PALINDROMES 73/405 250 302 5 45.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 3 3 0 50.0 BASH BROS TIRES 72/411
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 SENTINELS 7/354 170 177 3 49.0 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for OBROJOBO, who flew up 11 points in the
rankings after mashing THE UPRIGHT MAN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. THE UPRIGHT MAN was
overcame by OBROJOBO and drops 10 points. Well, everybody's pal AZAGHAL moved his
record to 71-45-1 by defeating ALMOST PRETTY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 37 recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so
try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad COLOR ME SUAVE? Big bad COLOR ME SUAVE. Big bad COLOR ME SUAVE. STORM
ROCK's afraid of the big bad COLOR ME SUAVE. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be
funny, but catch SENTINELS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft
at running from COLOR ME SUAVE.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the STORM ROCK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la bye-bye.
(Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZAGHAL 81-1223 71 45 1 531 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 60 52 2 221 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 59 79 1 214 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 60 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 67 72 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 49 66 1 192 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 37 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 88 79 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 37 176 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 27 2 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 56 95 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FLAT 72-6880 26 5 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 36 22 1 99 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 16 8 1 63 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 18 11 58 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 22 23 1 47 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Azaghal -- I hit you! That is victory, right? Standards for us plebes are SO low. --
The Upright Man
Burm Wulfsnarl -- I'm guessing your snarl is worse than your bite -- Wonton Not Now
P.S. No, you can't have a wonton.
Mauli Lama -- I believe we owed you that beating for many you gave my younger
teammates. -- Virginia
Inigo -- You may have had victory this time, but I will simply reproduce and next
time, my smell and mess may very well win out. -- Dirty Diapers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL vanquished ALMOST PRETTY in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven Title battle.
OBROJOBO vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES outwaited ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 13 minute brutal fight.
PINCH BLISTER outwaited ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 8 minute competition.
INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 1 73 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 16 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 1 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 108 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 71 45 1 531 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 60 52 2 221 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK VIRGINIA, NO SANT 65-6623 59 79 1 214 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 60 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 67 72 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 37 0 186 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The most popular
warrior this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The ten other most popular fighters
were VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, AZAGHAL 81-1223, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ANZAHANZEK
7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO
7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 60 52 2 221 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 49 66 1 192 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 56 95 0 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 16 8 1 63 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 22 23 1 47 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 106 60 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 59 79 1 214 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 36 22 1 99 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 71 45 1 531 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE