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Date   : 09/22/2015    Duedate: 10/05/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 109

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  422  327   2 56.3      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409    3    5   0 37.5
  2 SENTINELS 7/354      172  178   3 49.1      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                   5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       1   12   0  7.7
  3 PALINDROMES 73/405   253  303   5 45.5      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363                      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

     The view from the top is a good one.  But it also seems to a busy one.  You would 
think the boss would lighten up a bit, but no.  To stay on top I gotta keep working 
hard.  But that last Con train might have pushed me over the edge.  Will I be sucked 
off to Primus?  Only time will tell.   
     But for now I must get back in the gym, there is more Con to train!!

                                          Your Champion of the Horn, 

                                          Azaghal of the Guild

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there, Storm Rock!  

It's a beautiful misty day here in Storm Rock, and I'm here to report on the 8 fights 
we had this turn.  We had two challenges and two NPC fights.  So, without further ado, 
here's what we saw:

Azaghal continues his dominance as Champion of the Horn with a victory over Virginia, 
No Santa.  AZAGHAL (81-1223) (71-45-1,531) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought VIRGINIA, NO 
SANTA (65-6623) (59-79-1,214) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  AZAGHAL overpowered VIRGINIA, 
NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.  Another nicely fought match by Azaghal, 
our top Parry-Lunge.  I wonder whether he will advance to Primus soon? 

Our remaining fights were:

First two challenges, both losses: 

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (16-8-1,63) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (22-23-1,47) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (18-11-0,58) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged WONTON NOT NOW 
(73-6069) (36-22-1,99) of PALINDROMES.  BURM WOLFSNARL was subdued by WONTON NOT NOW 
in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.

OBROJOBO (7-5869) (60-52-2,221) of SENTINELS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (106-60-
0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched match.  Obrojobo moved up in the rankings 33 points with his win 
against Almost Pretty.  Obro remains our top Slasher and Almost Pretty is still our 
top Wall of Steel.  Well done!

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (67-72-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 
minute mismatched fight.  Jello Knuckles must be embarrassed to have lost to a cook.  
He dropped 18 points in the rankings with the loss but remains our top Total Parry.  
Oops! 

THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (49-66-1,192) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought 1977 AMC MATADOR 
(42-4116) (88-79-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE UPRIGHT MAN handily defeated 1977 AMC 
MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.  The Upright Man is our top Basher and led the 
Bashers to a nice 3-1 this round.  Well done!

PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (56-95-0,164) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (27-
33-1,150) of SENTINELS.  PINCH BLISTER slimly won victory over CAJETAN in a popular 8 
minute gruesome duel.  Cajetan is our top Parry Riposte and we expect great things 
from him.  

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-23-0,30) of BAD SIGNS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30) of  .  OUT FOR A DUCK lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute fight.  Out for a 
Duck is our top Aimed Blow this round.

Bashers and total parries dominated the ranks this round, but the Parry-Lunges 
continue to maintain the best 10-turn average with an amazing 8-0 record.  Wow!  

Color Me Suave continues with the best team record, dominating the charts at 56.3.  
Very nicely done!  This is probably why they were the most avoided team this round.  
Sentinels avoided them the most.  

That's it for this round.  Looking forward to seeing you here next week.  Bring a 
friend, okay?  

Z

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              72  45  1  542  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              61  52  2  254  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      50  66  1  205  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   59  80  1  197  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       106  61     191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  37     186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       67  73     178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  37     176  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     88  80     173  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  27  2  171  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        57  95     168  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAJETAN 7-6036               27  34  1  150  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-LUMP 83-269                  34  17     119  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       37  22  1  101  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THELONIUS 81-2174            26  15  1   94  WARMASTERS (342)           SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        23  23  1   70  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        18  12      68  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        16   9  1   45  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        16  24      25  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Burm -- As long as I live (well at least until potty trained), you cannot fully defeat 
me. -- Dirty Diapers

Obrojobo -- Foiled again. -- The Upright Man

1977 Amc Matador -- Didn't you used to beat me every time? -- Virginia

Inigo Montoya -- Go back to obscurity. -- Wonton Not Now

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was subdued by WONTON NOT NOW in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
AZAGHAL overpowered VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
OBROJOBO overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE UPRIGHT MAN handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PINCH BLISTER slimly won victory over CAJETAN in a popular 8 minute gruesome duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  15 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  20 -  0      33  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   5 -  1      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 109 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            72  45  1  542 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            61  52  2  254 SENTINELS (354)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185    50  66  1  205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     106  61  0  191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     67  73  0  178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CAJETAN 7-6036             27  34  1  150 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      16  24  0   25 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is AZAGHAL 81-1223.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAJETAN 7-6036, 
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, AZAGHAL 81-1223, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

The least popular fighter this week was OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, AZAGHAL 81-1223, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, and OBROJOBO 
7-5869.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             61  52  2  254  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     50  66  1  205  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       57  95  0  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       16   9  1   45  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       23  23  1   70  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      106  61  0  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  59  80  1  197  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      37  22  1  101  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             72  45  1  542  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       16  24  0   25  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

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