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Date   : 11/03/2015    Duedate: 11/16/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 112

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409    8    6   0 57.1    4 PALINDROMES 73/405   257  308   5 45.5
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  428  334   2 56.2      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       3   14   0 17.6
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      178  184   3 49.2      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

Well, the rain has mostly dried up, for the moment, although we're expecting more 
tonight.  I hope to be well ensconced in my favorite booth at the Smog Cutter by then, 
though.

On to the fights.  We had nine of them this time, one more than last.  Two were 
challenges, two were NPC fights.  Here we go.

Our title fight:  OBROJOBO (7-5869) (63-52-2,290) of SENTINELS challenged ALMOST 
PRETTY (42-4496) (107-62-0,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  And we have a new Champion of the 
Horn!  Congrats to Obrojobo, who is, of course, our top Slasher!  Almost Pretty 
remains our top Wall of Steel. 

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-25-0,22) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(20-12-0,79) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  OUT FOR A DUCK vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge battle.

THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (50-68-1,197) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) 
(34-37-0,186) of SENTINELS.  THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.  The Upright Man led the bashers in their 
undefeated turn.  Nicely done!  

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (68-74-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH.  JELLO 
KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.

WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (44-39-0,209) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) 
(57-97-0,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by PINCH BLISTER 
in a 11 minute fight.  Pinch Blaster is our top Total Parry.  Salute!

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (89-81-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR.  1977 AMC 
MATADOR viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.

OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (39-38-0,168) of SENTINELS fought WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (39-22-
1,171) of PALINDROMES.  OZAWINDIB was viciously subdued by WONTON NOT NOW in a action 
packed 3 minute duel.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (18-9-1,70) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(17-14-0,65) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (17-6-0,45) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(23-25-1,69) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Spawn is our top Aimed Blow this round.  Nice! 

BIG LAKE BANDITS was the most avoided team, and BAD SIGNS avoided them the most.  
Which is interesting because Out for a Duck challenged Burm Wolfsnarl, a sister 
(brother?) team to Big Lake Bandits.  I suppose I shouldn't make any remarks about 
them being afraid of Den, should I?

Our Total Parries and Bashers now outnumber all the other active fighters in Storm 
Rock, but the Slashers and Parry-Lunges have been doing the best.  This round, the 
Aimed Blows and Slashers were both undefeated (all two of them).  

With Azaghal moving out to Primus, we look forward to seeing which warriors will 
dominate the top spot.  Obrojobo, Almost Pretty, and the Upright Man have all earned 
the title recently.  One wonders who will rise to the occasion?  

That's it for this time.  Until our paths next cross, I remain,

                                          Z

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              64  52  2  323  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      51  68  1  205  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        58  97     201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              73  46  1  197  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       69  74     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       107  63     193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         44  40     186  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     90  81     184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       40  22  1  179  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  38     179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  39     170  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  28  2  154  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CALIGULA 81-2233             25  13  2   90  WARMASTERS (342)           SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        19   9  1   81  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     18   6      67  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        17  25      66  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        17  15      59  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        23  26  1   50  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        20  13      40  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Almost Pretty -- Now that was not pretty.  I knew you had it in you, so the loss 
itself was no surprise.  But on only two shots?  I went into that fight with a 19 con, 
25 will and wearing Plate.  How does that equal down after two hits?  How strong are 
you?  Enjoy the title, you earned it. -- Azaghal

Storm Rock -- Thank you for the chance to reign as your champion for the last dozen 
turns.  It has been an honor, even if the boss occasionally failed to get the strats 
in on time.  However, it seems that my last couple con trains pushed me over the edge.  
+10 to con is pretty nice, but not enough to take on the almost pretty one -- watch 
out for that one.  I believe I am off to Primus once the tourney is over, so this last 
fight was probably my last here.  Keep in rockin' Storm Rock! -- Azaghal the Graduate

Almost Pretty -- Ok, Azaghal is gone so the rest of us can compete for that throne you 
are sitting on.  I would like it.  I even promise to write a column if I get it.  So 
let's see what you have. -- Obrojobo

I got defeated by a Wonton.  How embarrassing.  I may have to contemplate that for 
awhile. -- Mauli Lama

Pinch Blister -- What is more amazing about that fight?  The win?  Or the crap load of 
skills?   You, sir., deserve the teacher of the year award. -- Walli Weebled but he 
didn't fall down

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by PINCH BLISTER in a 11 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
OZAWINDIB was viciously subdued by WONTON NOT NOW in a action packed 3 minute duel.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  16 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW         3 -   5 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 112 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            64  52  2  323 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185    51  68  1  205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
TOTAL PARRY      PINCH BLISTER 18-9859      58  97  0  201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     107  63  0  193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          34  38  0  179 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   18   6  0   67 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      17  15  0   59 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859.  The ten other most popular fighters were WONTON 
NOT NOW 73-6069, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO 
7-5869, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ANZAHANZEK 
7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             64  52  2  323  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     51  68  1  205  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       58  97  0  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        44  40  0  186  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       19   9  1   81  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       23  26  1   50  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      69  74  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      40  22  1  179  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       20  13  0   40  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    18   6  0   67  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE