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Date : 11/03/2015 Duedate: 11/16/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 112
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 8 6 0 57.1 4 PALINDROMES 73/405 257 308 5 45.5
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 428 334 2 56.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 3 14 0 17.6
3 SENTINELS 7/354 178 184 3 49.2 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
Well, the rain has mostly dried up, for the moment, although we're expecting more
tonight. I hope to be well ensconced in my favorite booth at the Smog Cutter by then,
though.
On to the fights. We had nine of them this time, one more than last. Two were
challenges, two were NPC fights. Here we go.
Our title fight: OBROJOBO (7-5869) (63-52-2,290) of SENTINELS challenged ALMOST
PRETTY (42-4496) (107-62-0,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. And we have a new Champion of the
Horn! Congrats to Obrojobo, who is, of course, our top Slasher! Almost Pretty
remains our top Wall of Steel.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (16-25-0,22) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(20-12-0,79) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. OUT FOR A DUCK vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1
minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (50-68-1,197) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204)
(34-37-0,186) of SENTINELS. THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. The Upright Man led the bashers in their
undefeated turn. Nicely done!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (68-74-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH. JELLO
KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (44-39-0,209) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(57-97-0,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS. WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by PINCH BLISTER
in a 11 minute fight. Pinch Blaster is our top Total Parry. Salute!
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (89-81-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR. 1977 AMC
MATADOR viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) (39-38-0,168) of SENTINELS fought WONTON NOT NOW (73-6069) (39-22-
1,171) of PALINDROMES. OZAWINDIB was viciously subdued by WONTON NOT NOW in a action
packed 3 minute duel.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (18-9-1,70) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(17-14-0,65) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute
uneven duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (17-6-0,45) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(23-25-1,69) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a
1 minute one-sided fight. Spawn is our top Aimed Blow this round. Nice!
BIG LAKE BANDITS was the most avoided team, and BAD SIGNS avoided them the most.
Which is interesting because Out for a Duck challenged Burm Wolfsnarl, a sister
(brother?) team to Big Lake Bandits. I suppose I shouldn't make any remarks about
them being afraid of Den, should I?
Our Total Parries and Bashers now outnumber all the other active fighters in Storm
Rock, but the Slashers and Parry-Lunges have been doing the best. This round, the
Aimed Blows and Slashers were both undefeated (all two of them).
With Azaghal moving out to Primus, we look forward to seeing which warriors will
dominate the top spot. Obrojobo, Almost Pretty, and the Upright Man have all earned
the title recently. One wonders who will rise to the occasion?
That's it for this time. Until our paths next cross, I remain,
Z
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 64 52 2 323 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 51 68 1 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 58 97 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 73 46 1 197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 69 74 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 107 63 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 44 40 186 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 90 81 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 40 22 1 179 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 38 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 39 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 28 2 154 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CALIGULA 81-2233 25 13 2 90 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 19 9 1 81 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 6 67 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 17 25 66 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 15 59 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 23 26 1 50 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 20 13 40 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Almost Pretty -- Now that was not pretty. I knew you had it in you, so the loss
itself was no surprise. But on only two shots? I went into that fight with a 19 con,
25 will and wearing Plate. How does that equal down after two hits? How strong are
you? Enjoy the title, you earned it. -- Azaghal
Storm Rock -- Thank you for the chance to reign as your champion for the last dozen
turns. It has been an honor, even if the boss occasionally failed to get the strats
in on time. However, it seems that my last couple con trains pushed me over the edge.
+10 to con is pretty nice, but not enough to take on the almost pretty one -- watch
out for that one. I believe I am off to Primus once the tourney is over, so this last
fight was probably my last here. Keep in rockin' Storm Rock! -- Azaghal the Graduate
Almost Pretty -- Ok, Azaghal is gone so the rest of us can compete for that throne you
are sitting on. I would like it. I even promise to write a column if I get it. So
let's see what you have. -- Obrojobo
I got defeated by a Wonton. How embarrassing. I may have to contemplate that for
awhile. -- Mauli Lama
Pinch Blister -- What is more amazing about that fight? The win? Or the crap load of
skills? You, sir., deserve the teacher of the year award. -- Walli Weebled but he
didn't fall down
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by PINCH BLISTER in a 11 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
OZAWINDIB was viciously subdued by WONTON NOT NOW in a action packed 3 minute duel.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 16 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 22 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 112 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 64 52 2 323 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 51 68 1 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 58 97 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 107 63 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 38 0 179 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 6 0 67 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 15 0 59 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was PINCH BLISTER 18-9859. The ten other most popular fighters were WONTON
NOT NOW 73-6069, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OBROJOBO
7-5869, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, ANZAHANZEK
7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 64 52 2 323 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 51 68 1 205 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 58 97 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 44 40 0 186 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 19 9 1 81 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 23 26 1 50 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 69 74 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 40 22 1 179 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 20 13 0 40 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 6 0 67 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE