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Date   : 11/17/2015    Duedate: 11/30/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 113

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409    8    6   0 57.1    4 PALINDROMES 73/405   260  308   5 45.8
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  429  337   2 56.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       3   16   0 15.8
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      179  187   3 48.9      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for WONTON NOT NOW, who pummelled 1977 AMC MATADOR, to 
pocket 21 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 28 points to CAPTURED PIRATE KING.  (Discrete enough, OUT FOR A 
DUCK?) ALMOST PRETTY found out that STORM ROCK isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be 
the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns 
last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in BIG 
LAKE BANDITS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, BAD SIGNS scurried away from BIG LAKE BANDITS.  
Oh, the shame!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in STORM ROCK would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in STORM ROCK is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  STORM ROCK, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to 
foot my bill at The Surly Wench Pub.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              65  52  2  356  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      52  68  1  207  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
-PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        58  97     201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       41  22  1  200  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       70  74     198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              73  46  1  197  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       107  64     188  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         44  41     186  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  38     179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     90  82     176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  40     175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  29  2  156  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        19   9  1   81  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        24  26  1   67  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        17  16      44  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     18   7      43  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        20  13      40  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        17  26      38  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Anzahanzek -- Hopefully you'll be my second to last win here in Storm Rock and my last 
win will come this turn! I'm off to Primus hell! -- The Upright Man

Mauli Lama -- I'll be following my teammate very shortly, unfortunately.  One more 
train and I'm done in Storm Rock as well. -- Wonton Not Now

Ozawindib -- No wontons for you either! -- Wonton Not Now

Spawn's Blue Beer -- Beer is bad enough for what eventually ends up in a diaper.  Blue 
beer?!? -- Yuck. -- Dirty Diapers

Looks like I'll be down to two warriors shortly.  Fortunately both will be here for 
some time (i.e., they are terrible and will provide plenty of wins for the rest of 
you)! I do have at least one warrior in basic who will come here if he graduates and I 
always have arena bashers going.  Perhaps one near graduation will also end up here.  
At some point, I'll likely reactivate Flat as well, but not currently part of my 
goals. -- Assur

Azaghal -- We won't miss the beatings, but you were a fine representative here. -- 
Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 2 minute one-sided match.
JELLO KNUCKLES outwaited OZAWINDIB in a popular 7 minute fight.
WALLI WEEBLE was savagely defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute competition.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overcome by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  16 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 113 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            65  52  2  356 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185    52  68  1  207 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     70  74  0  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     107  64  0  188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      17  16  0   44 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   18   7  0   43 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, 
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, and MAULI LAMA 7-6292.

The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
83-403, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WALLI 
WEEBLE 21-6935, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WONTON NOT NOW 
73-6069.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             65  52  2  356  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     52  68  1  207  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       17  16  0   44  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        44  41  0  186  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       24  26  1   67  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      70  74  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      41  22  1  200  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    18   7  0   43  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE