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Date : 11/17/2015 Duedate: 11/30/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 113
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 8 6 0 57.1 4 PALINDROMES 73/405 260 308 5 45.8
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 429 337 2 56.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 3 16 0 15.8
3 SENTINELS 7/354 179 187 3 48.9 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for WONTON NOT NOW, who pummelled 1977 AMC MATADOR, to
pocket 21 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 28 points to CAPTURED PIRATE KING. (Discrete enough, OUT FOR A
DUCK?) ALMOST PRETTY found out that STORM ROCK isn't a democracy. You've gotta be
the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's been walking into taverns
last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in BIG
LAKE BANDITS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like a
pup with its tail between its legs, BAD SIGNS scurried away from BIG LAKE BANDITS.
Oh, the shame!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in STORM ROCK would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in STORM ROCK is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. STORM ROCK, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to
foot my bill at The Surly Wench Pub. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 65 52 2 356 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 52 68 1 207 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
-PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 58 97 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 41 22 1 200 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 70 74 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 73 46 1 197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 107 64 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 44 41 186 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 34 38 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 90 82 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 40 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 29 2 156 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 19 9 1 81 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 24 26 1 67 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 16 44 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 7 43 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 20 13 40 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 17 26 38 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Anzahanzek -- Hopefully you'll be my second to last win here in Storm Rock and my last
win will come this turn! I'm off to Primus hell! -- The Upright Man
Mauli Lama -- I'll be following my teammate very shortly, unfortunately. One more
train and I'm done in Storm Rock as well. -- Wonton Not Now
Ozawindib -- No wontons for you either! -- Wonton Not Now
Spawn's Blue Beer -- Beer is bad enough for what eventually ends up in a diaper. Blue
beer?!? -- Yuck. -- Dirty Diapers
Looks like I'll be down to two warriors shortly. Fortunately both will be here for
some time (i.e., they are terrible and will provide plenty of wins for the rest of
you)! I do have at least one warrior in basic who will come here if he graduates and I
always have arena bashers going. Perhaps one near graduation will also end up here.
At some point, I'll likely reactivate Flat as well, but not currently part of my
goals. -- Assur
Azaghal -- We won't miss the beatings, but you were a fine representative here. --
Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBROJOBO devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was handily defeated by WONTON NOT NOW in a 2 minute one-sided match.
JELLO KNUCKLES outwaited OZAWINDIB in a popular 7 minute fight.
WALLI WEEBLE was savagely defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute competition.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overcome by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 16 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 22 - 0 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 113 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 65 52 2 356 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 52 68 1 207 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 70 74 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 107 64 0 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 16 0 44 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 7 0 43 BAD SIGNS (397)
The overall popularity leader is ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The most popular warrior
this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were
OBROJOBO 7-5869, WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185,
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, and MAULI LAMA 7-6292.
The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The other ten least
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
83-403, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, WALLI
WEEBLE 21-6935, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, and WONTON NOT NOW
73-6069.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 65 52 2 356 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 52 68 1 207 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 16 0 44 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 44 41 0 186 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 24 26 1 67 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 70 74 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 41 22 1 200 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 18 7 0 43 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE