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Date   : 12/01/2015    Duedate: 12/14/2015

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 114

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   10    6   0 62.5      ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  435  340   2 56.1    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       4   17   0 19.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3-SENTINELS 7/354      179  187   3 48.9      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                      6 NIGHTHAWKS 71/412      1    0   0  100
  4 PALINDROMES 73/405   260  309   5 45.7      TWISTED SISTERS 72/413

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, my fine warriors and managers of Storm Rock!

On my way to the arena yesterday, I noticed that all the leaves have fallen--not a one 
remains on the large oak in the city square.  The gloom of winter has descended upon 
us, leaving tempers quick to flare and feet that just can't get warm.  Today, the 
sound of a hammer mixes with the clash of weapons, as old Sam repairs the outer door 
to the armory, shattered to pieces by a disgruntled customer--nobody will tell me who, 
but I have my suspicions....

The split has completed and a few new faces have arrived.  A big welcome to the 
Nighthawks and Twisted Sisters, new to Storm Rock!  We had eleven fights this time, 
the majority against NPCs.  Suave seems to be dominating the top of the rankings right 
now.  We look forward to seeing some of the younger warriors compete higher up in the 
rankings. 

Obrodobo has gone inactive, so the new Champion of the Horn is claimed by Toe Puppet 
of Center for Olds.  TOE PUPPET (18-9544) (71-41-0,254) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought 
CLOTTO.  TOE PUPPET devastated CLOTTO in a action packed 5 minute mismatched Title 
fight. Congratulations to Toe Puppet, managed by Suave!  Toe Puppet is also our top 
Parry Riposte, for which we commend him.

The remainder of our fights are as follows:

BEDDER (18-10043) (42-86-3,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK.  BEDDER 
viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.

DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (146-89-5,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO.  DELAWARE RUN 
was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute contest.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (70-74-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH.  JELLO 
KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.  

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (61-71-1,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK.  THE 
HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (107-64-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY.  
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (90-82-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY 
BLADE.  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

IRON BITCH (72-5859) (22-27-2,92) of TWISTED SISTERS fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) 
(18-7-0,43) of BAD SIGNS.  IRON BITCH won victory over SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 2 minute 
duel.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (24-26-1,67) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (20-13-0,40) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute gruesome duel.  Burm Wolfsnarl moved up in the rankings the 
most with this very nice win!

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (17-26-0,38) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (17-
16-0,44) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  OUT FOR A DUCK defeated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 
minute fight.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (14-12-0,48) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(19-9-1,81) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in 
a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Inigo Montoya is our top Slasher.  Salute!

BAD SIGNS was our most avoided team, BIG LAKE OUTCASTS avoided them the most.

Den leads the team rankings with a very nice 10-6 / 62.5% record, easily besting 
Suave's 56.1%.  I look forward to seeing whether Den will be able to hold his 
percentage with more fights under his belt here, but so far, so good!

Our Parry-Lunges, Bashers, and Aimed Blows were the only warriors with losses this 
time.  The other styles were undefeated.  What an unusual round!

That's all I have this time.  Best of luck in your next matches.  Keep up the 
recruiting, all right? 

Z

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544           72  41     262  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              43  86  3  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       71  74     202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        58  97     201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       41  22  1  200  PALINDROMES (405)          ERINIKA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       108  64     194  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      62  71  1  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        146  90  5  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         44  41     186  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            34  38     179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     91  82     178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  40     175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           23  27  2   94  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        20   9  1   84  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-RUMMER 81-2320               16   9  1   58  PRAY THE GODS (414)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        24  27  1   51  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     18   8      50  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          14  13      49  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        17  17      36  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

THE TURKEY HUNT HAS STARTED!!!

Bad Signs -- I miss the turn and you avoid me, that must chap your rear end like a 
cold winter day.  I hope that this turn you don't bother avoiding and Inigo Montoya 
has his way with your damn aimed blows. -- Den

Assur -- I only have 2 warriors here as well.  What, are you trying to be just like me 
again? -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOE PUPPET devastated CLOTTO in a action packed 5 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
DELAWARE RUN was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IRON BITCH won victory over SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 2 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK defeated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  17 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 114 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         72  41  0  262 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            43  86  3  223 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     71  74  0  202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     108  64  0  194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    62  71  1  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      146  90  5  187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      20   9  1   84 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   18   8  0   50 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      17  17  0   36 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOE PUPPET 18-9544.  The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, IRON BITCH 72-5859, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
83-403, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, IRON BITCH 72-5859, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          72  41  0  262  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       20   9  1   84  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       24  27  1   51  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      71  74  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          23  27  2   94  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    18   8  0   50  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE