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Date : 12/15/2015 Duedate: 12/28/2015
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 115
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 13 8 0 61.9 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 442 342 2 56.4 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 5 18 0 21.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 SENTINELS 7/354 180 189 3 48.8 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 WRESTLMANIACS 30/415
4 PALINDROMES 73/405 260 311 5 45.5 6 NIGHTHAWKS 71/412 2 0 0 100
ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
With weather like this, how grateful I am that I am a spy reporter! To sit in the
stands and watch the fights with an ale in one hand and quill in the other, then,
later, huddled at my favorite table in the Smog Cutter, with more ale, writing my
final report--this life is not bad, I say. Especially when that cute little dark-eyed
barmaid isn't busy and comes to help me proofread!
We had fourteen fights here in Storm Rock this round, and fewer than half were against
stand-ins, which is an improvement over last round. As our new faces settle in, we
hope this will be a lasting trend! There were no challenges this round, which
surprised me, but maybe it's just the season..
Toe Puppet randomly matched with Obrojobo, the prior Champion of the Horn, and proved
without doubt that he really is worthy of holding the title. TOE PUPPET (18-9544)
(72-41-0,262) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (65-52-2,356) of SENTINELS.
TOE PUPPET bested OBROJOBO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. Toe Puppet is,
of course, our top Parry-Riposte and we salute him.
The remainder of the fights:
BEDDER (18-10043) (43-86-3,223) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (44-
41-0,186) of NOMADIC TRIBE. BEDDER was unbelievably bested by WALLI WEEBLE in a
action packed 9 minute battle. Bedder is our top Striker. Walli Weeble advanced most
this turn, a whopping 15 points. Nice job.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (62-71-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-6212)
(39-40-0,175) of SENTINELS. THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished OZAWINDIB in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. The Hyphen-Dash is our new top Lunger! Salute!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (71-74-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD. JELLO
KNUCKLES viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. Jello
Knuckles is the top Total Parry.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (91-82-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RYAK RAZORSAW (81-
597) (22-34-3,103) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered RYAK RAZORSAW
in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (21-38-0,101) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought IRON BITCH (72-5859)
(23-27-2,94) of TWISTED SISTERS. I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by IRON BITCH in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (24-27-1,51) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (14-13-0,49) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in
a 1 minute uneven match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (18-8-0,50) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(17-17-0,36) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated CHATROOMMATE in a
exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (18-26-0,48) of BAD SIGNS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (21-
13-0,60) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by BURM WOLFSNARL in a
popular 4 minute brawl.
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400), ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496), THE SEAMSTRESS (81-986), and SYE THE
BEARDED (81-801) all fought stand-ins and won.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (20-9-1,84) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER. INIGO
MONTOYA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Inigo
dropped 37 points in the rankings with his loss, and no surprise, losing to a mere
soldier.
Parry-Ripostes, Lungers, and Walls-of-Steel are to be congratulated for an undefeated
turn!
When the top team is the most avoided, it's no big surprise. BIG LAKE BANDITS holds
both honors this round. BAD SIGNS avoided them the most. No big surprise there.
Congrats to Den for holding his 60%+ team record.
That's all I have this time. Best of luck in your next matches. And keep up the
recruiting for our fine Storm Rock.
Z
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 73 41 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 72 74 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 41 201 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
-WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069 41 22 1 200 PALINDROMES (405) ERINIKA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 63 71 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 109 64 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 43 87 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 147 90 5 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 92 82 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 41 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 23 42 1 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 35 3 115 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
IRON BITCH 72-5859 24 27 2 108 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 21 39 87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 19 10 66 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 22 13 63 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 15 13 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-RUMMER 81-2320 16 9 1 58 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 19 8 57 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 20 10 1 47 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 24 28 1 41 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 18 33 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
1977 AMC Matador -- And so I'm off. Assur says I am for sure Eligible for Primus
after that train. Thanks for making the probable end of my career a success --
formerly Wonton Not Now, but with the retirement party, maybe I will share...
Chatroommate -- That one felt good to release. -- Dirty Diapers
Welcome yet another basher, my love (and yes, my addiction): I'm Powerless. -- Assur
For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."
Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'?
Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'!
A grisly sight, we're happy tonight,
Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights!
In the daytime we can catch the action,
as the Duelmaster defends his crown!
All the criticals and bloody drama,
and if you're nasty you can challenge down!
Later on, by tavern fire,
managers, they'll conspire,
to face unafraid, the challenges made,
Duelin' in that Alastari land!
Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOE PUPPET bested OBROJOBO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by WALLI WEEBLE in a action packed 9 minute battle.
DELAWARE RUN defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ALMOST PRETTY bested IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished OZAWINDIB in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered RYAK RAZORSAW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE SEAMSTRESS viciously subdued EVIL INPUTTER in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by IRON BITCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven match.
INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 4 minute brawl.
SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 115 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 73 41 0 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 72 74 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 63 71 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 109 64 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 43 87 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 147 90 5 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 35 3 115 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 20 10 1 47 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 17 18 0 33 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935,
TOE PUPPET 18-9544, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400,
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE SEAMSTRESS
81-986, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597, OZAWINDIB 7-6212,
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 6 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 41 0 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 73 41 0 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 41 0 201 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 20 10 1 47 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 24 28 1 41 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 72 74 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 21 39 0 87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 24 27 2 108 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 23 42 1 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 19 8 0 57 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MALCOLM X (5-2496) BLACK BULLDOGS (11)
GO WEST (82-40489) ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754)
THUNDERBIRD (82-30981) THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)
LBA DOMINATION (82-11488) NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)
SSG 4 (84-18771) MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333)
ROONEY (84-35472) THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6203)
ROBBER (84-35428) THIRSTY THUGS 1307 (6194)
TOBIAS BEECHER (65-5035) OZ 2 (556)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes