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Date   : 12/29/2015    Duedate: 01/11/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 116

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 NIGHTHAWKS 71/412      2    1   0 66.7      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
    TWISTED SISTERS 72/413                    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  261  312   5 45.5
  2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   15    9   0 62.5      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       5   18   0 21.7
  3 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  448  345   2 56.5      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4 SENTINELS 7/354      181  191   3 48.7      WRESTLMANIACS 30/415

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in STORM ROCK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for INIGO 
MONTOYA?  BIG LAKE BANDITS' proud of it after beating I'M POWERLESS and getting 26 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  I'M POWERLESS got smashed by INIGO MONTOYA, 
and lost 22 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  TOE PUPPET stopped 
WALLI WEEBLE dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  BAD SIGNS was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 5-18-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from BAD SIGNS, that's 
fer sher.  Like, is DIRTY DIAPERS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of STORM ROCK!  He's got a 25-28-1, is that good?  See if I ever talk to BURM 
WOLFSNARL again!  DIRTY DIAPERS was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  A lotta 
people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when BURM WOLFSNARL challenged DIRTY 
DIAPERS, 22 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544           74  41     292  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       110  64     209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      64  71  1  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         45  42     198  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        148  90  5  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              43  88  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     93  82     182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       72  75     180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  41     169  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 CAJETAN 7-6036               28  34  1  152  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986        23  42  1  116  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597         22  35  3  115  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           24  28  2  114  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        21  10  1   73  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       20  10      69  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        21  40      65  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          16  13      64  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        25  28  1   63  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     19   8      57  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        22  14      47  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        17  19      34  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOE PUPPET demolished WALLI WEEBLE in a popular 3 minute one-sided Title melee.
DELAWARE RUN devastated MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BEDDER was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CAJETAN defeated IRON BITCH in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
I'M POWERLESS was narrowly defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute competition.
HARD KNOCKS devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 116 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         74  41  0  292 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     110  64  0  209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    64  71  1  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935       45  42  0  198 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      148  90  5  193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            43  88  3  184 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      21  10  1   73 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        16  13  0   64 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      17  19  0   34 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOE PUPPET 
18-9544, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, CAJETAN 7-6036, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

The least popular fighter this week was BEDDER 18-10043.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAULI LAMA 7-6292, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, WALLI 
WEEBLE 21-6935, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, IRON BITCH 72-5859, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, CAJETAN 7-6036, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAJETAN 7-6036              28  34  1  152  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          74  41  0  292  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        45  42  0  198  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       21  10  1   73  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       25  28  1   63  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      110  64  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       21  40  0   65  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          24  28  2  114  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      20  10  0   69  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE