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Date : 02/23/2016 Duedate: 03/07/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 120
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 21 12 0 63.6 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 263 318 5 45.3
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 474 357 2 57.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 TWISTED SIST 72/413 3 4 0 42.9
3 SENTINELS 7/354 183 199 3 47.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
STORM ROCK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see DIRTY DIAPERS win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
CAPTURED PIRATE KING beat HARD KNOCKS and HARD KNOCKS lost 40 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BEDDER takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? COLOR ME SUAVE was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like
SENTINELS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you
ask me. Hmph.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in STORM ROCK to get a drink than The Smog
Cutter! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of STORM ROCK. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 47 88 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 67 72 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 113 65 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 97 82 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 76 43 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 44 196 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
OBROJOBO 7-5869 67 54 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 151 91 5 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 75 76 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 42 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 32 2 176 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAJETAN 7-6036 28 36 1 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 31 2 118 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 23 10 86 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 26 31 1 73 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 20 20 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 23 11 1 62 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 43 60 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 17 16 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 22 12 2 45 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 23 16 37 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sye the Bearded -- Next time I beat you, I'm going to give you a shave with my
Greatsword after the fight! -- Dirty Diapers
P.S. And perhaps I'll use whatever I find in my diaper as shaving cream.
Tantrum Yoga -- Powerless only begins to describe my futility! And if only it were
just my style and addiction... -- I'm Powerless
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBROJOBO was devastated by BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TOE PUPPET lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute battle.
DELAWARE RUN was overcome by CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by GOJIRO in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered OZAWINDIB in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overcame MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute melee.
IRON BITCH was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS lost to CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 120 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 47 88 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 67 72 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 113 65 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 76 43 0 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 67 54 2 190 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 151 91 5 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 75 76 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 20 20 0 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 17 16 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was DELAWARE RUN 42-4400. The ten other most popular fighters were TOE PUPPET
18-9544, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043,
OBROJOBO 7-5869, and OZAWINDIB 7-6212.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The other ten least
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, MAULI LAMA 7-6292,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BEDDER 18-10043, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 67 54 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 47 88 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 26 31 1 73 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 67 72 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 43 0 60 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 31 2 118 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
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