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Date   : 02/23/2016    Duedate: 03/07/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 120

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   21   12   0 63.6      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  263  318   5 45.3
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  474  357   2 57.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 TWISTED SIST 72/413    3    4   0 42.9
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      183  199   3 47.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
STORM ROCK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see DIRTY DIAPERS win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
CAPTURED PIRATE KING beat HARD KNOCKS and HARD KNOCKS lost 40 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BEDDER takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  COLOR ME SUAVE was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like 
SENTINELS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you 
ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in STORM ROCK to get a drink than The Smog 
Cutter!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of STORM ROCK.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              47  88  3  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      67  72  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       113  65     203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     97  82     201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544           76  43     196  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         45  44     196  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              67  54  2  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        151  91  5  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       75  76     186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  42     179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  32  2  176  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAJETAN 7-6036               28  36  1  171  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           25  31  2  118  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       23  10      86  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        26  31  1   73  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        20  20      71  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        23  11  1   62  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        22  43      60  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          17  16      50  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         22  12  2   45  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        23  16      37  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sye the Bearded -- Next time I beat you, I'm going to give you a shave with my 
Greatsword after the fight! -- Dirty Diapers
P.S. And perhaps I'll use whatever I find in my diaper as shaving cream.

Tantrum Yoga -- Powerless only begins to describe my futility!  And if only it were 
just my style and addiction... -- I'm Powerless

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBROJOBO was devastated by BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TOE PUPPET lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute battle.
DELAWARE RUN was overcome by CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by GOJIRO in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered OZAWINDIB in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overcame MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute melee.
IRON BITCH was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS lost to CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 120 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            47  88  3  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    67  72  1  225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     113  65  0  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         76  43  0  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            67  54  2  190 SENTINELS (354)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      151  91  5  188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     75  76  0  186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      20  20  0   71 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        17  16  0   50 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DELAWARE RUN 42-4400.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOE PUPPET 
18-9544, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043, 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, and OZAWINDIB 7-6212.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BEDDER 18-10043, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             67  54  2  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             47  88  3  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       26  31  1   73  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     67  72  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       22  43  0   60  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          25  31  2  118  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.