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Date : 03/08/2016 Duedate: 03/21/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 121
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 22 14 0 61.1 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 264 319 5 45.3
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 481 360 2 57.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 TWISTED SIST 72/413 3 5 0 37.5
3 SENTINELS 7/354 183 202 3 47.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good day, in STORM ROCK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets
poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. I'M POWERLESS has lost to
HARD KNOCKS, falling 14 points, while helping make BASHAHOLICS ANON a 0-1-0 turn.
Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to AMBER WOLFWALKER, and BEDDER has
made the way for a new Duelmaster! With BEDDER clearing the throne, COLOR ME SUAVE
of THE HYPHEN-DASH takes a proud seat as STORM ROCK's new Duelmaster, by virtue of
recognition points. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night,
cramped under the table at The Smog Cutter?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. CENTER FOR OLDS has cause to stand
tall, as they were STORM ROCK's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a
team to beat. And avoiding CENTER FOR OLDS more than any other team we find BIG LAKE
OUTCASTS. STORM ROCK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Tsk,
tsk, tsk. INIGO MONTOYA, does your manager know you're challenging down 17 points to
fight TANTRUM YOGA from COLOR ME SUAVE? I thought challenges were for warriors, not
cowards looking for easy wins. INIGO MONTOYA defeated TANTRUM YOGA, is nothing
sacred? SYE THE BEARDED of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS had better have a good reason for
challenging down 13 points in a challenge which he lost. I thought SYE THE BEARDED
showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that STORM ROCK
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, STORM ROCK, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in STORM ROCK, but never good to
wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in STORM
ROCK again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 72 1 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 114 65 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 98 82 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 47 89 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 152 91 5 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 44 196 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 76 44 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 76 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 67 54 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 43 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 33 2 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 28 37 1 173 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 32 2 110 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 31 1 93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 23 11 75 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 24 11 1 74 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 21 20 73 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 16 65 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 44 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 22 13 2 42 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 23 17 41 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tantrum Yoga -- We make quite the pair, I think -- Dirty Diapers
Chatroommate -- Haven't you moved up to the adepts yet!?! I think I need everyone to
move to adepts for me to get wins. That includes the NPC's, of course. -- I'm
Powerless
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED was unbelievably bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA demolished TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BEDDER lost to AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
DELAWARE RUN devastated OZAWINDIB in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CAJETAN in a action packed 7 minute gruesome melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR won victory over MAULI LAMA in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TOE PUPPET slimly lost to TELGOR in a popular 3 minute fight.
IRON BITCH was beaten by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL was subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute match.
I'M POWERLESS was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 121 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 72 1 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 114 65 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 47 89 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 152 91 5 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 76 44 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 76 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 24 11 1 74 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 21 20 0 73 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 16 0 65 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, CAJETAN 7-6036, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
MAULI LAMA 7-6292, and IRON BITCH 72-5859.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 7-6212, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, IRON BITCH 72-5859, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 6 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 43 0 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 47 89 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 24 11 1 74 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 31 1 93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 72 1 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 44 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 32 2 110 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 23 11 0 75 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN (610)
THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)
SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)
SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D (7689)
COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M (8157)
POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR (1021)
RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS (2304)
ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE (461)
CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)
SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV (4884)
PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)
ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)
STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (3373)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes