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Date : 05/03/2016 Duedate: 05/16/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 122
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 25 14 1 64.1 HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/416
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 264 321 5 45.1
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 486 365 2 57.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 TWISTED SIST 72/413 3 6 0 33.3
3 SENTINELS 7/354 185 203 3 47.7
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly STORM ROCK games. TOE PUPPET caught the eye of many
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested GOJIRO and was awarded 15
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, RIRORNI SOLDIER put
down CHATROOMMATE, causing her to lose 32 points of recognition in the process. The
city has turned out in honor of OBROJOBO, for with his arena victory he may now lay
claim to the highest position in the city! Informants "close" to the city champion
have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In STORM ROCK "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when
this week's challenge seeking began. CENTER FOR OLDS is feared. This much I can
say. Apparently the stalwarts of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS are catching the bulk of jests
down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty fighters
cannot but expect competition from those below. DIRTY DIAPERS take warning! You
have more than a few enemies in STORM ROCK. I cannot but express pride for the
fearlessness of BURM WOLFSNARL who cast caution to the winds and challenged DIRTY
DIAPERS, a fighter 52 points higher. The BIG LAKE OUTCASTS stable will be up late
tonight, for indeed it was BURM WOLFSNARL who claimed victory in the contest,
ascending 37 in recognition! For some warriors honor is not important--only empty
victory. See, gladiators, how SYE THE BEARDED of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged down
29 points to I'M POWERLESS. All the city knows the duel went in favor of SYE THE
BEARDED. I shall not fail to spread the word in other cities of this "mighty"
victory. I can not but mention with disdain the name of INIGO MONTOYA who this week
posted a challenge to a warrior a full 9 points below in the rankings. I thought
INIGO MONTOYA showed great skill and promise when it bested HARD KNOCKS. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.
In the arena there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
The girls are as pretty in STORM ROCK as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! More than a sharp eye must I
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari
await me! Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.
The wise are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 68 54 2 206 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 48 89 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 115 65 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 99 82 0 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 77 44 0 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 153 91 5 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 73 1 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 77 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 35 38 0 181 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 43 0 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
CAJETAN 7-6036 28 38 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 33 2 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 33 2 123 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 25 11 1 84 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 24 11 1 79 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 24 17 0 78 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-MOONGLUM 5-5128 14 19 1 62 HISTORICAL KOLACT (416) KALTOS
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 17 0 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 32 1 60 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 45 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 21 21 0 41 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 22 14 2 26 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 45 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 122
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Argula Seeking Fringes! Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist. Fashion Columnist
Suggests Silk Tassels. This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant. Threaten to Bolt to
Seed!
Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me? (Any bonus for
long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula
Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia
Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED slaughtered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DELAWARE RUN devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
ALMOST PRETTY handily defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR won victory over TELGOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
TOE PUPPET vanquished GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
ANZAHANZEK subdued IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 1 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
Turn 122 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 68 54 2 206 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 48 89 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 115 65 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 77 44 0 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 153 91 5 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 73 1 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 77 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 35 38 0 181 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 17 0 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 21 21 0 41 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, OBROJOBO 7-5869, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, IRON BITCH
72-5859, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, CAJETAN 7-6036, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, IRON BITCH 72-5859, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 1
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 68 54 2 206 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 48 89 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 25 11 1 84 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 32 1 60 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 115 65 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 22 45 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 33 2 123 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 24 11 1 79 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE