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Date   : 05/03/2016    Duedate: 05/16/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 122

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   25   14   1 64.1      HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/416
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  264  321   5 45.1
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  486  365   2 57.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 TWISTED SIST 72/413    3    6   0 33.3
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      185  203   3 47.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly STORM ROCK games.  TOE PUPPET caught the eye of many 
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested GOJIRO and was awarded 15 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, RIRORNI SOLDIER put 
down CHATROOMMATE, causing her to lose 32 points of recognition in the process.  The 
city has turned out in honor of OBROJOBO, for with his arena victory he may now lay 
claim to the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion 
have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out! 
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In STORM ROCK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when 
this week's challenge seeking began.  CENTER FOR OLDS is feared.  This much I can 
say.  Apparently the stalwarts of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS are catching the bulk of jests 
down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty fighters 
cannot but expect competition from those below.  DIRTY DIAPERS take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in STORM ROCK.  I cannot but express pride for the 
fearlessness of BURM WOLFSNARL who cast caution to the winds and challenged DIRTY 
DIAPERS, a fighter 52 points higher.  The BIG LAKE OUTCASTS stable will be up late 
tonight, for indeed it was BURM WOLFSNARL who claimed victory in the contest, 
ascending 37 in recognition!  For some warriors honor is not important--only empty 
victory.  See, gladiators, how SYE THE BEARDED of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged down 
29 points to I'M POWERLESS.  All the city knows the duel went in favor of SYE THE 
BEARDED.  I shall not fail to spread the word in other cities of this "mighty" 
victory.  I can not but mention with disdain the name of INIGO MONTOYA who this week 
posted a challenge to a warrior a full 9 points below in the rankings.  I thought 
INIGO MONTOYA showed great skill and promise when it bested HARD KNOCKS.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  
In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     The girls are as pretty in STORM ROCK as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  
The wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              68  54  2  206  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              48  89  3  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       115  65  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     99  82  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544           77  44  0  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        153  91  5  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      68  73  1  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       76  77  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            35  38  0  181  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  43  0  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 CAJETAN 7-6036               28  38  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  33  2  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           25  33  2  123  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        25  11  1   84  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       24  11  1   79  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        24  17  0   78  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-MOONGLUM 5-5128              14  19  1   62  HISTORICAL KOLACT (416)    KALTOS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          18  17  0   61  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        27  32  1   60  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        22  45  0   46  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        21  21  0   41  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         22  14  2   26  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629     22  45  0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375   SYE THE BEARDED 81-801    122

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Argula Seeking Fringes!  Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist.  Fashion Columnist 
Suggests Silk Tassels.  This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant.  Threaten to Bolt to 
Seed!

Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me?  (Any bonus for 
long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula

Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia

Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED slaughtered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DELAWARE RUN devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
ALMOST PRETTY handily defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR won victory over TELGOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
TOE PUPPET vanquished GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
ANZAHANZEK subdued IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   4 -  1      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  10 -  0      29  |

Turn 122 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            68  54  2  206 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            48  89  3  212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     115  65  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         77  44  0  208 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      153  91  5  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    68  73  1  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     76  77  0  183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          35  38  0  181 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        18  17  0   61 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      21  21  0   41 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, OBROJOBO 7-5869, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, IRON BITCH 
72-5859, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, CAJETAN 7-6036, SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, IRON BITCH 72-5859, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 1  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             68  54  2  206  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             48  89  3  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       25  11  1   84  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       27  32  1   60  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      115  65  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       22  45  0   46  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          25  33  2  123  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      24  11  1   79  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE