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Date   : 05/17/2016    Duedate: 05/30/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 123

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   27   15   1 64.3      HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/416
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  265  322   5 45.1
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  491  370   2 57.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 TWISTED SIST 72/413    3    7   0 30.0
  3-SENTINELS 7/354      185  203   3 47.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, brave ones!

This is Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared, here to astound you with a 
thrillingly told rendition of your own deeds!

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (24-17-0,78) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS 
(38-5071) (27-32-1,60) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY DIAPERS 
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (24-11-1,79) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (22-45-0,46) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (25-11-1,84) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (18-17-0,61) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA defeated HARD KNOCKS in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.  Inigo Montoya is this arena's most ferocious 
Slasher.  Hard Knocks is our most illustrious Aimed Blow.  This was an interesting 
fight, but an extremely brief one.

That was the arena's only three challenges this turn, all by the Big Lake guild.  
That same team posted the only avoids, which were mostly directed at the second-ranked 
guild, consisting of the teams Color me Suave and Center for Olds.  Some spy reporters 
would say this is a commendable use of one's available tools.  Alas, I do not know.  
Among my kind, virtue is measured differently than among humans.  To us, avoiding is a 
high virtue indeed.  In any case, the rest of the fights, ten of them, all involved a 
stand-in.

BEDDER (18-10043) (48-89-3,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) 
(0-0-0,240) of  .  BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 
minute brutal fight.  Pardon my ignorance, but... what is a knid?  What is vermicious?  
And Bedder, of course, is our most puissant Striker.  He was also voted this turn's 
favorite and the overall popularity leader.  Well done!  Smite all the knids you can!

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (115-65-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an action 
packed 2 minute brawl.  It was a valiant effort.  Had she succeeded, Almost Pretty 
(whom I find to be lovely) might have won the Horn.  She began this fight with one 
more recognition point than 1977 AMC Matador.

TOE PUPPET (18-9544) (77-44-0,208) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  TOE PUPPET overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.  Toe Puppet is our premier Parry-Riposte, a difficult style.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (76-77-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) 
(0-0-0,220) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 2 minute 
uneven fight.  Despite losing, Mr. Knuckles is the best Total Parry in our fair arena.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (68-73-1,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute 
uneven duel.  As our top Lunger, the Hyphen-Dash ought to have defeated Telgor, 
whoever Telgor is.  These stand-ins seem rather disturbing.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (99-82-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 
minute one-sided Title duel.  Mr. Matador is our most highly respected Wall of Steel 
fighter, as well as being the Champion of the Horn.  Well done!  And defeating the 
Arenamaster is no small feat!

DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (153-91-5,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
(107-23) (0-0-0,181) of  .  DELAWARE RUN defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action 
packed 1 minute match.  Aha!  Another stand-in bites, as they say, the dust.  
Actually, biting dust is no job for a loser.  My people devour amber and rare earths 
in order to maintain a partially physical form.  In any case, Delaware Run is our 
highly celebrated Basher.

IRON BITCH (72-5859) (25-33-2,123) of TWISTED SISTERS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  IRON BITCH was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 
minute one-sided fight.  This fight was just the right length, and something of a 
work of art.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (22-14-2,26) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 
minute mismatched conflict.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (21-21-0,41) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  CHATROOMMATE demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 
minute mismatched match.  Chatroommate is the arena's most cherished Parry-Lunge.  
Well done!

This concluding my discharge of information to you all, I must depart.  Until next 
turn, may you all practice well and improve your skills.

Respectfully,
                                          -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah 

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    100  82  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544           78  44  0  219  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       116  65  0  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              68  54  2  206  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        154  91  5  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              48  90  3  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      68  74  1  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            35  38  0  181  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  43  0  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-CAJETAN 7-6036               28  38  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  33  2  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       76  78  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           25  34  2  106  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        26  11  1   86  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        25  17  0   84  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        23  45  0   80  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          18  18  0   66  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MOONGLUM 5-5128              14  19  1   62  HISTORICAL KOLACT (416)    KALTOS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        27  33  1   58  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       24  12  1   52  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        22  21  0   49  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         22  15  2   17  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA defeated HARD KNOCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
ALMOST PRETTY bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
TOE PUPPET overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
DELAWARE RUN defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute match.
IRON BITCH was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHATROOMMATE demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     19 -   1 -  0      95  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 123 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  100  82  0  220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         78  44  0  219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      154  91  5  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            48  90  3  198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    68  74  1  182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     76  78  0  177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      26  11  1   86 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        18  18  0   66 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      22  21  0   49 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

The least popular fighter this week was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          78  44  0  219  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       26  11  1   86  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       27  33  1   58  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   100  82  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       23  45  0   80  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          25  34  2  106  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       25  17  0   84  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE