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Date : 05/17/2016 Duedate: 05/30/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 123
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 27 15 1 64.3 HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/416
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 265 322 5 45.1
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 491 370 2 57.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 TWISTED SIST 72/413 3 7 0 30.0
3-SENTINELS 7/354 185 203 3 47.7
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, brave ones!
This is Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared, here to astound you with a
thrillingly told rendition of your own deeds!
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (24-17-0,78) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS
(38-5071) (27-32-1,60) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY DIAPERS
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (24-11-1,79) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS
(59-2629) (22-45-0,46) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (25-11-1,84) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (18-17-0,61) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA defeated HARD KNOCKS in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel. Inigo Montoya is this arena's most ferocious
Slasher. Hard Knocks is our most illustrious Aimed Blow. This was an interesting
fight, but an extremely brief one.
That was the arena's only three challenges this turn, all by the Big Lake guild.
That same team posted the only avoids, which were mostly directed at the second-ranked
guild, consisting of the teams Color me Suave and Center for Olds. Some spy reporters
would say this is a commendable use of one's available tools. Alas, I do not know.
Among my kind, virtue is measured differently than among humans. To us, avoiding is a
high virtue indeed. In any case, the rest of the fights, ten of them, all involved a
stand-in.
BEDDER (18-10043) (48-89-3,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30)
(0-0-0,240) of . BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4
minute brutal fight. Pardon my ignorance, but... what is a knid? What is vermicious?
And Bedder, of course, is our most puissant Striker. He was also voted this turn's
favorite and the overall popularity leader. Well done! Smite all the knids you can!
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (115-65-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . ALMOST PRETTY bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an action
packed 2 minute brawl. It was a valiant effort. Had she succeeded, Almost Pretty
(whom I find to be lovely) might have won the Horn. She began this fight with one
more recognition point than 1977 AMC Matador.
TOE PUPPET (18-9544) (77-44-0,208) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26)
(0-0-0,200) of . TOE PUPPET overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle. Toe Puppet is our premier Parry-Riposte, a difficult style.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (76-77-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31)
(0-0-0,220) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 2 minute
uneven fight. Despite losing, Mr. Knuckles is the best Total Parry in our fair arena.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (68-73-1,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel. As our top Lunger, the Hyphen-Dash ought to have defeated Telgor,
whoever Telgor is. These stand-ins seem rather disturbing.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (99-82-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2
minute one-sided Title duel. Mr. Matador is our most highly respected Wall of Steel
fighter, as well as being the Champion of the Horn. Well done! And defeating the
Arenamaster is no small feat!
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (153-91-5,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(107-23) (0-0-0,181) of . DELAWARE RUN defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action
packed 1 minute match. Aha! Another stand-in bites, as they say, the dust.
Actually, biting dust is no job for a loser. My people devour amber and rare earths
in order to maintain a partially physical form. In any case, Delaware Run is our
highly celebrated Basher.
IRON BITCH (72-5859) (25-33-2,123) of TWISTED SISTERS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . IRON BITCH was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2
minute one-sided fight. This fight was just the right length, and something of a
work of art.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (22-14-2,26) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of . TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (21-21-0,41) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . CHATROOMMATE demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1
minute mismatched match. Chatroommate is the arena's most cherished Parry-Lunge.
Well done!
This concluding my discharge of information to you all, I must depart. Until next
turn, may you all practice well and improve your skills.
Respectfully,
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 100 82 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 78 44 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 116 65 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 68 54 2 206 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 154 91 5 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 48 90 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 74 1 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 35 38 0 181 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 43 0 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-CAJETAN 7-6036 28 38 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 33 2 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 78 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 34 2 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 26 11 1 86 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 25 17 0 84 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 23 45 0 80 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 18 0 66 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-MOONGLUM 5-5128 14 19 1 62 HISTORICAL KOLACT (416) KALTOS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 33 1 58 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 24 12 1 52 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 22 21 0 49 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 22 15 2 17 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA defeated HARD KNOCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
ALMOST PRETTY bested ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
TOE PUPPET overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
DELAWARE RUN defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute match.
IRON BITCH was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHATROOMMATE demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 1 - 0 95 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
Turn 123 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 100 82 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 78 44 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 154 91 5 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 48 90 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 68 74 1 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 76 78 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 26 11 1 86 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 18 18 0 66 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 22 21 0 49 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The other ten least
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, TOE PUPPET 18-9544, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 78 44 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 26 11 1 86 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 33 1 58 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 100 82 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 23 45 0 80 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 25 34 2 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 25 17 0 84 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE