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Date : 06/14/2016 Duedate: 06/27/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 125
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 32 16 2 66.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 8 1 33.3
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 501 376 2 57.1 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 6 21 0 22.2
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 265 326 5 44.8 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail, brave ones!
This is, once again, Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared, here to bring you
my humble report of your valiant struggles.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (101-82-0,233) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute
mismatched Title match. Once again, the puissant Matador was pitted against an
honorless Knid in defense of his title. 1977 AMC Matador is the Champion of the Horn
and also the top-ranked Wall of Steel. I note with admiration that the guild owing
allegiance to Suave fields five of eight stylemasters this turn.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (26-17-0,93) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged IRON BITCH (72-
5859) (25-35-2,119) of TWISTED SISTERS. BURM WOLFSNARL was butchered by IRON BITCH in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This was the only fight in which someone died,
sadly, though it was a brave challenge against a foe who already had two kills.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (25-12-1,66) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS
(59-2629) (23-46-0,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge match. I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's top Basher.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (18-28-0,46) of BAD SIGNS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555)
(18-19-0,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to HARD KNOCKS in a 4
minute Challenge brawl.
That was the last challenge fight. Of the remaining seven randomly matched contests,
five involved stand-in fighters. Perhaps it is worth noting at this juncture that
Color Me Suave was avoided by Bad Signs. Had this not been the case, there would
surely have been less demand for stand-ins.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (117-65-0,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220) of . ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a deeply
thrilling 7 minute struggle. For this, Almost Pretty was voted this turn's favorite
fighter by her adoring fans, who think she is altogether pretty.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (69-74-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute
competition. Possibly Clotto is more dangerous than the name implies? In any case,
The Hyphen-Dash is top Lunger.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (77-78-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in an
action packed 5 minute duel. Jello Knuckles is the highest ranked Total Parry in
Storm Rock.
BEDDER (18-10043) (48-91-3,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200)
of . BEDDER lost to TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute fight. And still, the
dangerous Bedder is our best Striker, as well as being the overall popularity leader.
Telgor must be quite formidable.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (27-11-2,100) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (23-15-2,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Inigo Montoya is the arena's best Slasher.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (19-9-0,63) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(23-21-0,55) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHATROOMMATE in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Spawn's Blue Beer (a sinister name!) is the top-
ranked Aimed Blow, while Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (27-34-1,48) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER
in a 2 minute competition.
That, I believe, is all the comment my humble mind can produce on your brave actions.
Therefore practice and strive, and we will meet again in two more weeks.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared,
Lady Greywand's own herald
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 102 82 0 246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 118 65 0 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 78 78 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 69 75 1 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 48 92 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 35 3 158 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 11 2 102 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 18 0 90 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 26 12 1 80 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 9 0 73 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 23 47 0 63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 19 19 0 60 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 23 22 0 50 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 18 29 0 46 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 23 16 2 42 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 35 1 35 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 18 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 410 IRON BITCH 72-5859 125
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was butchered by IRON BITCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to HARD KNOCKS in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute mismatched Title match.
ALMOST PRETTY narrowly defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 7 minute struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a action packed 5 minute duel.
BEDDER lost to TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 1 - 0 95 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 2 - 1 85 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
Turn 125 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 102 82 0 246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 78 78 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 69 75 1 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 48 92 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 11 2 102 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 9 0 73 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 23 47 0 63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 23 22 0 50 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SPAWN'S
BLUE BEER 83-403, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The other ten least
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, IRON
BITCH 72-5859, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 48 92 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 11 2 102 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 27 35 1 35 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 102 82 0 246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 23 47 0 63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 35 3 158 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 18 0 90 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 9 0 73 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638)
MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes