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Date   : 06/28/2016    Duedate: 07/11/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 126

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   32   19   2 62.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 TWISTED SIST 72/413    4    9   1 30.8
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  506  379   2 57.2    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397       7   22   0 24.1
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  267  326   5 45.0      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hail, brave ones!

Today's events may have been challenging in many ways, but there was only one actual 
challenge made.  OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (18-29-0,46) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM 
WOLFSNARL (81-113) (26-18-0,90) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  OUT FOR A DUCK bested BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  It was quite a courageous challenge, I 
thought.  Out for a Duck is Storm Rock's most glorious Aimed Blow.  Really?  When he 
started the day with only 46 points of recognition?  Amazing!

Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Outcasts.  I do not doubt that I would do the same.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (102-82-0,246) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER.  
1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.  AMC 
Matador was our Champion of the Horn two weeks ago, and the best Wall of Steel, as 
well.  How quickly fortune shifts!

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (118-65-0,239) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK.  ALMOST 
PRETTY savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute Title fight.  And 
now, Almost Pretty has the things the Matador used to have:  the title, and the claim 
to be the most fearsome Wall of Steel.  She was voted this turn's favorite fighter, 
too.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (78-78-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER.  
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute fight.  Is 
there no end to the stand-in fighters?  In any case, Jello Knuckles is our most 
flawlessly defensive Total Parry.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (69-75-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) 
(26-35-3,158) of TWISTED SISTERS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 
1 minute uneven brawl.  It was a rather unfair match, I thought, but not unexpected in 
such a small arena.  The Hyphen-Dash is Storm Rock's most respected Lunger.

BEDDER (18-10043) (48-92-3,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-
11-2,102) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched match.  It was a harrowing fight to watch because both gladiators 
already had multiple kills on their records.  Consistently with last turn, Bedder is 
our most exalted Striker.  He is also the overall popularity leader.  Also the same as 
last time, Inigo Montoya is the top-ranked Slasher.  He is clearly very good at what 
he does, but he was unlucky to be matched against one with so much more experience.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-9-0,73) of BAD SIGNS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(23-47-0,63) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS 
in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Some people considered this outcome a surprise.  But I'm 
Powerless still remains the arena's best Basher.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (26-12-1,80) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (23-22-0,50) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Chatroommate is the most highly regarded 
Parry-Lunge.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (23-16-2,42) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(27-35-1,35) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (19-19-0,60) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER.  HARD 
KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven match.

I have been invited to Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden.  Is it a rough place?  I try to 
avoid rough places.

With great respect for all of you who pursue such an impressive and terrifying 
profession,

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       119  65  0  242  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    102  83  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       79  78  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      70  75  1  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              49  92  3  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  36  3  154  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        28  12  2  112  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        24  47  0   85  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        24  22  0   82  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        19  29  0   78  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        26  19  0   64  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  10  0   58  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       26  13  1   56  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        28  35  1   54  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          19  20  0   35  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         23  17  2   28  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK bested BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.
ALMOST PRETTY savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 126 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     119  65  0  242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     79  78  0  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    70  75  1  186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            49  92  3  182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      28  12  2  112 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      24  47  0   85 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      24  22  0   82 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      19  29  0   78 BAD SIGNS (397)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and IRON BITCH 72-5859.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             49  92  3  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       28  12  2  112  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       28  35  1   54  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      119  65  0  242  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       24  47  0   85  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  36  3  154  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       26  19  0   64  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       19  29  0   78  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE