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Date : 06/28/2016 Duedate: 07/11/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 126
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 32 19 2 62.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 9 1 30.8
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 506 379 2 57.2 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 7 22 0 24.1
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 267 326 5 45.0 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail, brave ones!
Today's events may have been challenging in many ways, but there was only one actual
challenge made. OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (18-29-0,46) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM
WOLFSNARL (81-113) (26-18-0,90) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. OUT FOR A DUCK bested BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight. It was quite a courageous challenge, I
thought. Out for a Duck is Storm Rock's most glorious Aimed Blow. Really? When he
started the day with only 46 points of recognition? Amazing!
Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Outcasts. I do not doubt that I would do the same.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (102-82-0,246) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER.
1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel. AMC
Matador was our Champion of the Horn two weeks ago, and the best Wall of Steel, as
well. How quickly fortune shifts!
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (118-65-0,239) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK. ALMOST
PRETTY savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute Title fight. And
now, Almost Pretty has the things the Matador used to have: the title, and the claim
to be the most fearsome Wall of Steel. She was voted this turn's favorite fighter,
too.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (78-78-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute fight. Is
there no end to the stand-in fighters? In any case, Jello Knuckles is our most
flawlessly defensive Total Parry.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (69-75-1,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IRON BITCH (72-5859)
(26-35-3,158) of TWISTED SISTERS. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated IRON BITCH in a popular
1 minute uneven brawl. It was a rather unfair match, I thought, but not unexpected in
such a small arena. The Hyphen-Dash is Storm Rock's most respected Lunger.
BEDDER (18-10043) (48-92-3,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-
11-2,102) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. It was a harrowing fight to watch because both gladiators
already had multiple kills on their records. Consistently with last turn, Bedder is
our most exalted Striker. He is also the overall popularity leader. Also the same as
last time, Inigo Montoya is the top-ranked Slasher. He is clearly very good at what
he does, but he was unlucky to be matched against one with so much more experience.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-9-0,73) of BAD SIGNS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(23-47-0,63) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS
in a 1 minute uneven melee. Some people considered this outcome a surprise. But I'm
Powerless still remains the arena's best Basher.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (26-12-1,80) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (23-22-0,50) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel. Chatroommate is the most highly regarded
Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (23-16-2,42) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(27-35-1,35) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in
a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (19-19-0,60) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER. HARD
KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven match.
I have been invited to Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden. Is it a rough place? I try to
avoid rough places.
With great respect for all of you who pursue such an impressive and terrifying
profession,
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 119 65 0 242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 102 83 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 79 78 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 70 75 1 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 49 92 3 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 36 3 154 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 12 2 112 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 47 0 85 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 24 22 0 82 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 19 29 0 78 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 19 0 64 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 10 0 58 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 26 13 1 56 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 35 1 54 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 19 20 0 35 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 23 17 2 28 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK bested BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.
ALMOST PRETTY savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 - 1 77 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
Turn 126 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 119 65 0 242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 79 78 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 70 75 1 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 49 92 3 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 12 2 112 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 47 0 85 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 24 22 0 82 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 19 29 0 78 BAD SIGNS (397)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and IRON BITCH 72-5859.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The other ten least
popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 49 92 3 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 12 2 112 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 35 1 54 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 119 65 0 242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 47 0 85 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 36 3 154 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 19 0 64 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 19 29 0 78 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE