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Date : 07/12/2016 Duedate: 07/25/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 127
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 32 19 2 62.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 10 1 28.6
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 514 379 2 57.6 5-BAD SIGNS 83/397 7 22 0 24.1
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 267 328 5 44.9 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Salutations, Brave Ones!
There were eight fights this day. According to Olaf Modeen, Twisted Sisters avoided
Center for Olds, but I do not know whether to believe that, since there were no
challenges.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (119-65-0,242) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220) of . ALMOST PRETTY devastated GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. And so, Almost Pretty retains her title of premier Wall of Steel in this
arena, as well as being Champion of the Horn.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (70-75-1,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute
one-sided melee. Well done! The Hyphen-Dash remains, of course, our best Lunger.
BEDDER (18-10043) (49-92-3,182) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-36-
3,154) of TWISTED SISTERS. BEDDER devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute one-
sided contest. Ah, now I see why the Twisted Sisters avoided Center for Olds. As
would I! Bedder is the overall popularity leader here in Storm Rock.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (79-78-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240) of . JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 7 minute
competition. Jello Knuckles is this arena's best Total Parry, while Vermicious Knid
is the most vernicious of knids. Jello Knuckles was voted this turn's favorite. I
should think! That was some excellent defending.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (102-83-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting
3 minute bloody struggle. Was not the Matador our Champion of the Horn until
recently?
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-47-0,85) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (24-22-0,82) of CENTER FOR OLDS. I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight. I'm Powerless is our most highly respected
Basher, while Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (23-17-2,28) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(28-35-1,54) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1
minute gruesome uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (19-20-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE, our most feared Aimed Blow,
fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50) of . HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in an
action packed 3 minute gory duel. The Rodent of Unusual Size retreated in confusion
and was treated in the infirmary.
And now, sadly, I must fly. I am Lady Greywand's messenger, and my services are
required. Until next time, may you all fare well.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 120 65 0 253 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 71 75 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 78 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 103 83 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 50 92 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 37 3 151 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 12 2 112 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 22 0 95 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 19 29 0 78 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 48 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-PREACHER ROWE 75-1731 19 16 1 74 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 26 19 0 64 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 10 0 58 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 26 13 1 56 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 24 17 2 52 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 20 20 0 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 36 1 33 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALMOST PRETTY devastated GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEDDER devastated IRON BITCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 7 minute competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 1 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 127 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 120 65 0 253 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 71 75 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 78 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 50 92 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 22 0 95 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 48 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 20 20 0 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
BEDDER 18-10043, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, IRON BITCH 72-5859, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, IRON BITCH 72-5859, TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 6 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 50 92 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 36 1 33 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 120 65 0 253 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 48 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 37 3 151 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD