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Date   : 07/26/2016    Duedate: 08/08/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 128

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   34   20   2 63.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  5 TWISTED SIST 72/413    4   11   1 26.7
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  518  383   2 57.5    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397       8   23   0 25.8
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 SENTINELS 7/354      186  205   3 47.6      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  267  330   5 44.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations on this glorious evening, brave ones!

Today we saw eleven fights, which is more than last turn.  There were four challenges.  
However, I saw a rather strange anomaly.  Last turn, Big Lake Bandits and Big Lake 
Outcasts were not present at the fights, and so they should not have been able to 
challenge.  But they did, as did two fighters from Bad Signs, who also were absent 
last time.  Perhaps the rules are different here in Storm Rock, or perhaps I simply 
don't understand.  In any case, I commend these two guilds for challenging.

According to Snide Clemens, the Bad Signs guild avoided Bash Bros Children. Ah yes!  
I, too, would avoid fighting children.

IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-37-3,151) of TWISTED SISTERS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (103-83-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  IRON BITCH was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in 
a 2 minute Challenge fight.  The Matador is the arena's best Wall of Steel, having won 
this honor away from Almost Pretty when she lost her fight.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-10-0,58) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (26-19-0,64) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge battle.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (26-13-1,56) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (24-48-0,74) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SYE THE BEARDED overpowered I'M POWERLESS 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (19-29-0,78) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(25-22-0,95) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  OUT FOR A DUCK bested CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 
minute Challenge fight.  This battle was illuminated by not one but two stylemasters!  
Out for a Duck is our highest Aimed Blow, while Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.  
Well done!  In addition, the spectators voted Out for a Duck to be their favorite 
gladiator.

Almost Pretty has lost the title of Champion of the Horn, as well as the premier Wall 
of Steel honors. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (120-65- 0,253) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought 
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (68-54-2,206) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY was demolished by 
OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.  And now, Obrojobo is Champion of 
the Horn and the arena's most recognized Slasher.

BEDDER (18-10043) (50-92-3,186) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (25-33-
2,180) of SENTINELS.  BEDDER overpowered MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
bloody one-sided struggle.  Bedder is the arena's most glory-drenched Striker and also 
its overall popularity leader.  Mauli Lama is the highest-ranked Basher, which is no 
small achievement.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-78-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 
minute uneven melee.  Jello Knuckles is our top Total Parry.  Amber Wolfwalker is an 
entity whom I suspect of shady dealings.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (71-75-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-6212) 
(39-43-0,180) of SENTINELS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2 
minute gory uneven fight.  The Hyphen-Dash is our most celebrated Lunger.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-12-2,112) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) 
(0-0-0,110) of  .  INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 
minute uneven match.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (28-36-1,33) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (24-17-2,52) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DIRTY DIAPERS was defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 
exciting 1 minute match.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (20-20-0,51) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-
2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute 
mismatched conflict.  I am sorry to report that Hard Knocks was voted this turn's 
least favorite fighter.  That, I think, is unfair.  Do not all fighters in Storm Rock 
do their best each turn?  Besides, the stand-in fighters take undue advantage, I 
think.  I'm not sure how they do it, but I don't trust them.

That is all I can report today.  Someone told me that the stand-in team might be lying 
in wait for me, so I must leave the tower by an unexpected exit.  Fare well!

					Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              69  54  2  247  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      72  75  1  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    104  83  0  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              51  92  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       120  66  0  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       80  79  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  44  0  175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  34  2  172  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  38  3  166  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        28  13  2  101  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        20  29  0   97  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MORDECAI MOUSE 81-2152       22  22  0   88  FURRY FURY (417)           SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        25  23  0   84  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        27  19  0   78  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       27  13  1   75  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-PREACHER ROWE 75-1731        19  16  1   74  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        24  49  0   59  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         25  17  2   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  11  0   52  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        28  37  1   35  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          20  21  0   30  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRON BITCH was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK bested CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was demolished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
BEDDER overpowered MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute uneven melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS was defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 1 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  18 -  0      36  |

Turn 128 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            69  54  2  247 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    72  75  1  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  104  83  0  200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            51  92  3  195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     80  79  0  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 7-6292          25  34  2  172 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      20  29  0   97 BAD SIGNS (397)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      25  23  0   84 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BEDDER 18-10043, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, 
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             69  54  2  247  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             51  92  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       28  13  2  101  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       28  37  1   35  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     72  75  1  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       24  49  0   59  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  38  3  166  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       27  19  0   78  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       20  29  0   97  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE