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Date : 07/26/2016 Duedate: 08/08/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 128
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 34 20 2 63.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 5 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 11 1 26.7
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 518 383 2 57.5 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 8 23 0 25.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 SENTINELS 7/354 186 205 3 47.6 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 267 330 5 44.7
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Salutations on this glorious evening, brave ones!
Today we saw eleven fights, which is more than last turn. There were four challenges.
However, I saw a rather strange anomaly. Last turn, Big Lake Bandits and Big Lake
Outcasts were not present at the fights, and so they should not have been able to
challenge. But they did, as did two fighters from Bad Signs, who also were absent
last time. Perhaps the rules are different here in Storm Rock, or perhaps I simply
don't understand. In any case, I commend these two guilds for challenging.
According to Snide Clemens, the Bad Signs guild avoided Bash Bros Children. Ah yes!
I, too, would avoid fighting children.
IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-37-3,151) of TWISTED SISTERS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (103-83-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE. IRON BITCH was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in
a 2 minute Challenge fight. The Matador is the arena's best Wall of Steel, having won
this honor away from Almost Pretty when she lost her fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-10-0,58) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (26-19-0,64) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (26-13-1,56) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS
(59-2629) (24-48-0,74) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SYE THE BEARDED overpowered I'M POWERLESS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (19-29-0,78) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(25-22-0,95) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OUT FOR A DUCK bested CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4
minute Challenge fight. This battle was illuminated by not one but two stylemasters!
Out for a Duck is our highest Aimed Blow, while Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
Well done! In addition, the spectators voted Out for a Duck to be their favorite
gladiator.
Almost Pretty has lost the title of Champion of the Horn, as well as the premier Wall
of Steel honors. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (120-65- 0,253) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (68-54-2,206) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY was demolished by
OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. And now, Obrojobo is Champion of
the Horn and the arena's most recognized Slasher.
BEDDER (18-10043) (50-92-3,186) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (25-33-
2,180) of SENTINELS. BEDDER overpowered MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bloody one-sided struggle. Bedder is the arena's most glory-drenched Striker and also
its overall popularity leader. Mauli Lama is the highest-ranked Basher, which is no
small achievement.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-78-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2
minute uneven melee. Jello Knuckles is our top Total Parry. Amber Wolfwalker is an
entity whom I suspect of shady dealings.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (71-75-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZAWINDIB (7-6212)
(39-43-0,180) of SENTINELS. THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2
minute gory uneven fight. The Hyphen-Dash is our most celebrated Lunger.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-12-2,112) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7)
(0-0-0,110) of . INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1
minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (28-36-1,33) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (24-17-2,52) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS was defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a
exciting 1 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (20-20-0,51) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-
2) (0-0-0,30) of . HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. I am sorry to report that Hard Knocks was voted this turn's
least favorite fighter. That, I think, is unfair. Do not all fighters in Storm Rock
do their best each turn? Besides, the stand-in fighters take undue advantage, I
think. I'm not sure how they do it, but I don't trust them.
That is all I can report today. Someone told me that the stand-in team might be lying
in wait for me, so I must leave the tower by an unexpected exit. Fare well!
Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 54 2 247 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 72 75 1 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 104 83 0 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 51 92 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 120 66 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 79 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 44 0 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 34 2 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 38 3 166 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 13 2 101 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MORDECAI MOUSE 81-2152 22 22 0 88 FURRY FURY (417) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 23 0 84 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 27 19 0 78 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 27 13 1 75 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-PREACHER ROWE 75-1731 19 16 1 74 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 49 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 25 17 2 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 11 0 52 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 37 1 35 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 20 21 0 30 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IRON BITCH was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK bested CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was demolished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
BEDDER overpowered MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute uneven melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished OZAWINDIB in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS was defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 1 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 18 - 0 36 |
Turn 128 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 54 2 247 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 72 75 1 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 104 83 0 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 51 92 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 79 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 34 2 172 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 23 0 84 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BEDDER 18-10043,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The other ten least
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403,
OZAWINDIB 7-6212, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 54 2 247 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 51 92 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 28 13 2 101 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 28 37 1 35 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 72 75 1 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 49 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 38 3 166 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 27 19 0 78 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE