AD Date : 08/09/2016 Duedate: 08/22/2016 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 129 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 37 20 2 64.9 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 268 331 5 44.7 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 522 387 2 57.4 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 8 23 0 25.8 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 3 DARQUE FORCE 31/318 136 127 4 51.7 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418 7 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 12 1 25.0 4 SENTINELS 7/354 187 207 3 47.5 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Salutations and the greatest of praise, brave ones! Again you have faced death and dismemberment with nothing more than a snarl and a dare! Again, there were eleven fights altogether. Four of them involved stand-in fighters, meaning, if my calculations are correct, that seventeen of you stepped out onto the sands. There was but one challenge posted. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (27-19-0,78) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-23- 0,84) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Well done, Mr. Wolfsnarl. And Chatroommate is our top Parry-Lunge. The Title has changed hands! OBROJOBO (7-5869) (69-54-2,247) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (72-75-1,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in an exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. The Hyphen-Dash is our best recognized Lunger, while Obrojobo still holds the honor of being best Slasher. ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (35-38-0,181) of SENTINELS fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-38- 3,166) of TWISTED SISTERS. ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel. Anzahanzek is now our best Parry-Strike fighter. 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (104-83-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 3 minute one-sided fight. I am pleased to see a real gladiator besting a stand-in. 1977 AMC Matador remains our most highly recognized Wall of Steel. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-79-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0- 0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. As he was last turn, Jello Knuckles is the most celebrated Total Parry. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (120-66-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (28- 38-1,180) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match. Despite losing, Cajetan has become known as the arena's best Parry- Riposte. BEDDER (18-10043) (51-92-3,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0- 0-0,240) of . BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 5 minute melee. Oh, the accursed knid! But even after losing, Bedder remains our top Striker and both the overall popularity leader and this turn's favorite. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-13-2,101) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute gruesome fight. Gruesome, indeed. And I believe the Manager had extra fingers! SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-10-0,64) of DARQUE KNIGHTS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (27-13-1,75) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Shadowdancer is the top-rated Aimed Blow here. I do not know the style of Sye the Bearded. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (28-37-1,35) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought HARD KNOCKS (42- 4555) (20-21-0,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Although it was a thrilling contest, neither of these brave souls is a stylemaster this turn. I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-49-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (25-17-2,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. I'm Powerless is the arena's most conspicuous Basher. I have now said all that it is wise to say, and I bid each of you a respectful farewell until next time. -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever Prepared CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 105 83 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 121 66 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 80 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 38 0 183 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CAJETAN 7-6036 28 39 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR -OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 44 0 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR -MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 34 2 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 13 2 122 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 28 19 0 93 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 28 13 1 89 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE -MORDECAI MOUSE 81-2152 22 22 0 88 FURRY FURY (417) SHADOWSPIRE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 24 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 26 17 2 68 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM -SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 11 0 52 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 37 1 45 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 20 22 0 21 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight. OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight. JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match. BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 5 minute melee. INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute gruesome fight. SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 1 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 1 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 | |AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 13 - 0 32 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 | Turn 129 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 105 83 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 80 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 38 0 183 SENTINELS (354) PARRY-RIPOSTE CAJETAN 7-6036 28 39 1 180 SENTINELS (354) PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 24 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) AIMED BLOW SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CAJETAN 7-6036, OBROJOBO 7-5869, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 13 2 122 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 37 1 45 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 28 19 0 93 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE