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Date   : 08/09/2016    Duedate: 08/22/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 129

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   37   20   2 64.9    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  268  331   5 44.7
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  522  387   2 57.4    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       8   23   0 25.8
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 DARQUE FORCE 31/318  136  127   4 51.7      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418                     7 TWISTED SIST 72/413    4   12   1 25.0
  4 SENTINELS 7/354      187  207   3 47.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations and the greatest of praise, brave ones!

Again you have faced death and dismemberment with nothing more than a snarl and a 
dare!  Again, there were eleven fights altogether.  Four of them involved stand-in 
fighters, meaning, if my calculations are correct, that seventeen of you stepped out 
onto the sands.

There was but one challenge posted.  BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (27-19-0,78) of BIG LAKE 
OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-23- 0,84) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM 
WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Well 
done, Mr. Wolfsnarl.  And Chatroommate is our top Parry-Lunge.

The Title has changed hands!  OBROJOBO (7-5869) (69-54-2,247) of SENTINELS fought THE 
HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (72-75-1,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE 
HYPHEN-DASH in an exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.  The Hyphen-Dash is our best 
recognized Lunger, while Obrojobo still holds the honor of being best Slasher.

ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (35-38-0,181) of SENTINELS fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-38-
3,166) of TWISTED SISTERS.  ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute duel.  Anzahanzek is now our best Parry-Strike fighter.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (104-83-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 
3 minute one-sided fight.  I am pleased to see a real gladiator besting a stand-in.  
1977 AMC Matador remains our most highly recognized Wall of Steel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-79-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  
As he was last turn, Jello Knuckles is the most celebrated Total Parry.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (120-66-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (28-
38-1,180) of SENTINELS.  ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
gory mismatched match.  Despite losing, Cajetan has become known as the arena's best 
Parry- Riposte.

BEDDER (18-10043) (51-92-3,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-
0-0,240) of  .  BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 
5 minute melee.  Oh, the accursed knid!  But even after losing, Bedder remains our top 
Striker and both the overall popularity leader and this turn's favorite.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-13-2,101) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHEATING MANAGER 
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of  .  INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 
minute gruesome fight.  Gruesome, indeed.  And I believe the Manager had extra 
fingers!

SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-10-0,64) of DARQUE KNIGHTS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(27-13-1,75) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in 
an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Shadowdancer is the top-rated Aimed Blow here.  
I do not know the style of Sye the Bearded.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (28-37-1,35) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (20-21-0,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Although it was a thrilling contest, neither of 
these brave souls is a stylemaster this turn.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-49-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) 
(25-17-2,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 
minute mismatched competition.  I'm Powerless is the arena's most conspicuous Basher.

I have now said all that it is wise to say, and I bid each of you a respectful 
farewell until next time.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      73  75  1  231  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    105  83  0  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       121  66  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              51  93  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              69  55  2  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       80  80  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  38  0  183  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAJETAN 7-6036               28  39  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  44  0  175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  34  2  172  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  39  3  168  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        29  13  2  122  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        20  29  0   97  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        28  19  0   93  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       28  13  1   89  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-MORDECAI MOUSE 81-2152       22  22  0   88  FURRY FURY (417)           SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        25  24  0   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         26  17  2   68  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          18  11  0   61  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  11  0   52  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        24  50  0   48  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        29  37  1   45  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          20  22  0   21  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 5 minute melee.
INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 129 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    73  75  1  231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  105  83  0  208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            51  93  3  194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            69  55  2  190 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     80  80  0  183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          36  38  0  183 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CAJETAN 7-6036             28  39  1  180 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      25  24  0   74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOWDANCER 20-132        18  11  0   61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      24  50  0   48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CAJETAN 7-6036, 
OBROJOBO 7-5869, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             69  55  2  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             51  93  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132         18  11  0   61  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       29  13  2  122  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       29  37  1   45  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     73  75  1  231  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       24  50  0   48  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  39  3  168  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       28  19  0   93  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE