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Date : 08/09/2016 Duedate: 08/22/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 129
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 37 20 2 64.9 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 268 331 5 44.7
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 522 387 2 57.4 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 8 23 0 25.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 DARQUE FORCE 31/318 136 127 4 51.7 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418 7 TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 12 1 25.0
4 SENTINELS 7/354 187 207 3 47.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Salutations and the greatest of praise, brave ones!
Again you have faced death and dismemberment with nothing more than a snarl and a
dare! Again, there were eleven fights altogether. Four of them involved stand-in
fighters, meaning, if my calculations are correct, that seventeen of you stepped out
onto the sands.
There was but one challenge posted. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (27-19-0,78) of BIG LAKE
OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-23- 0,84) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM
WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Well
done, Mr. Wolfsnarl. And Chatroommate is our top Parry-Lunge.
The Title has changed hands! OBROJOBO (7-5869) (69-54-2,247) of SENTINELS fought THE
HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (72-75-1,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE
HYPHEN-DASH in an exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. The Hyphen-Dash is our best
recognized Lunger, while Obrojobo still holds the honor of being best Slasher.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (35-38-0,181) of SENTINELS fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-38-
3,166) of TWISTED SISTERS. ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4
minute duel. Anzahanzek is now our best Parry-Strike fighter.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (104-83-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting
3 minute one-sided fight. I am pleased to see a real gladiator besting a stand-in.
1977 AMC Matador remains our most highly recognized Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-79-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
As he was last turn, Jello Knuckles is the most celebrated Total Parry.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (120-66-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (28-
38-1,180) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gory mismatched match. Despite losing, Cajetan has become known as the arena's best
Parry- Riposte.
BEDDER (18-10043) (51-92-3,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-
0-0,240) of . BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed
5 minute melee. Oh, the accursed knid! But even after losing, Bedder remains our top
Striker and both the overall popularity leader and this turn's favorite.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (28-13-2,101) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHEATING MANAGER
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2
minute gruesome fight. Gruesome, indeed. And I believe the Manager had extra
fingers!
SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-10-0,64) of DARQUE KNIGHTS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(27-13-1,75) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in
an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Shadowdancer is the top-rated Aimed Blow here.
I do not know the style of Sye the Bearded.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (28-37-1,35) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (20-21-0,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Although it was a thrilling contest, neither of
these brave souls is a stylemaster this turn.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-49-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563)
(25-17-2,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1
minute mismatched competition. I'm Powerless is the arena's most conspicuous Basher.
I have now said all that it is wise to say, and I bid each of you a respectful
farewell until next time.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 105 83 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 121 66 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 80 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 38 0 183 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 28 39 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 44 0 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 34 2 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 13 2 122 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 28 19 0 93 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 28 13 1 89 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-MORDECAI MOUSE 81-2152 22 22 0 88 FURRY FURY (417) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 24 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 26 17 2 68 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 11 0 52 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 37 1 45 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 20 22 0 21 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO was vanquished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ANZAHANZEK defeated IRON BITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 5 minute melee.
INIGO MONTOYA viciously subdued CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SHADOWDANCER was vanquished by SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
I'M POWERLESS was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 129 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 105 83 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 80 80 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 38 0 183 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CAJETAN 7-6036 28 39 1 180 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 24 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, IRON BITCH 72-5859, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CAJETAN 7-6036,
OBROJOBO 7-5869, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 51 93 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 11 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 13 2 122 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 37 1 45 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 75 1 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 24 50 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 28 19 0 93 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE