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Date   : 08/23/2016    Duedate: 09/05/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 130

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   39   21   2 65.0    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  269  332   5 44.8
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  526  391   2 57.4    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397       8   23   0 25.8
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 DARQUE FORCE 31/318  136  128   4 51.5      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418                     7-TWISTED SIST 72/413    4   12   1 25.0
  4-SENTINELS 7/354      187  207   3 47.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Peace and glory to you, O brave ones!

There were ten battles today, six of them including warriors from the standby team.  
The guild which includes the team Bad Signs (and Party Animals, and Way to Go! II) was 
the most avoided, which was a wasted effort since that guild did not compete for the 
second time in a row. The guild avoiding Bad Signs was the one that includes the teams 
Big Lake Bandits and Big Lake OUtcasts.  The only warriors who issued challenges were 
two of the Big Lake Bandits.  Well done!

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (28-19-0,93) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (25-24-0,74) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Despite being defeated, Chatroommate is Storm 
Rock's most recognized Parry-Lunge, a difficult style, I have been told.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (28-13-1,89) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged SHADOWDANCER 
(20-132) (18-11-0,61) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  SYE THE BEARDED demolished SHADOWDANCER in a 
1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (73-75-1,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER 
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 
minute mismatched brawl.

Ah, now comes a streak of fights against stand-ins... JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-80-
0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-0,181) of  .  JELLO 
KNUCKLES luckily beat RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight.  Well done!  
Jello Knuckles is our most puissant Total Parry.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (121-66-0,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-
sided duel.  Clotto is... terrifying. I do not like clowns.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (105-83-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in 
a 2 minute competition.  Defeating a stand-in is quite difficult, which is why the 
Matador was anointed the Champion of the Horn, over his teammate The Hyphen-Dash, who 
lost his fight this turn.  1977 AMC Matador is this arena's most celebrated Wall of 
Steel.

BEDDER (18-10043) (51-93-3,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  BEDDER was overcome by RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute 
gruesome melee.  Even though he lost, Bedder is this arena's mightiest Striker, and 
the most beloved of all.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (29-13-2,122) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-
9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute 
uneven fight.  Inigo Montoya is our arena's best recognized Slasher.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-50-0,48) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) 
(26-17-2,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 
minute uneven match.  I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's chief Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (20-22-0,21) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(29-37-1,45) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 
minute one-sided match.  I am sorry to report that Dirty Diapers has been voted this 
turn's least popular combatant.

I have no doubt that we will meet again in a fortnight.  Until then, Lord Protectors, 
fare well!

                                          Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    106  83  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       122  66  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       81  80  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      73  76  1  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              69  55  2  190  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              51  94  3  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  38  0  183  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAJETAN 7-6036               28  39  1  180  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  44  0  175  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  34  2  172  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  39  3  168  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        29  14  2  124  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        29  19  0  100  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       29  13  1   97  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        20  29  0   97  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LUNAR ECLIPSE 21-8159        23  18  0   87  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        25  50  0   74  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        25  25  0   72  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          18  12  0   62  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  11  0   52  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         26  18  2   48  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          21  22  0   44  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        29  38  1   23  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED demolished SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES luckily beat RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.
BEDDER was overcome by RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  1      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 130 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  106  83  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     81  80  0  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    73  76  1  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            51  94  3  185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      29  14  2  124 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      25  50  0   74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      25  25  0   72 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOWDANCER 20-132        18  12  0   62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
SHADOWDANCER 20-132, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             51  94  3  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132         18  12  0   62  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       29  14  2  124  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       29  38  1   23  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   106  83  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       25  50  0   74  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       29  19  0  100  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.