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Date : 08/23/2016 Duedate: 09/05/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 130
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 39 21 2 65.0 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 269 332 5 44.8
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 526 391 2 57.4 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 8 23 0 25.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 DARQUE FORCE 31/318 136 128 4 51.5 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418 7-TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 12 1 25.0
4-SENTINELS 7/354 187 207 3 47.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Peace and glory to you, O brave ones!
There were ten battles today, six of them including warriors from the standby team.
The guild which includes the team Bad Signs (and Party Animals, and Way to Go! II) was
the most avoided, which was a wasted effort since that guild did not compete for the
second time in a row. The guild avoiding Bad Signs was the one that includes the teams
Big Lake Bandits and Big Lake OUtcasts. The only warriors who issued challenges were
two of the Big Lake Bandits. Well done!
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (28-19-0,93) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (25-24-0,74) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Despite being defeated, Chatroommate is Storm
Rock's most recognized Parry-Lunge, a difficult style, I have been told.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (28-13-1,89) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged SHADOWDANCER
(20-132) (18-11-0,61) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. SYE THE BEARDED demolished SHADOWDANCER in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (73-75-1,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1
minute mismatched brawl.
Ah, now comes a streak of fights against stand-ins... JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (80-80-
0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-0,181) of . JELLO
KNUCKLES luckily beat RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight. Well done!
Jello Knuckles is our most puissant Total Parry.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (121-66-0,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-
sided duel. Clotto is... terrifying. I do not like clowns.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (105-83-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in
a 2 minute competition. Defeating a stand-in is quite difficult, which is why the
Matador was anointed the Champion of the Horn, over his teammate The Hyphen-Dash, who
lost his fight this turn. 1977 AMC Matador is this arena's most celebrated Wall of
Steel.
BEDDER (18-10043) (51-93-3,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of . BEDDER was overcome by RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome melee. Even though he lost, Bedder is this arena's mightiest Striker, and
the most beloved of all.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (29-13-2,122) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-
9) (0-0-0,170) of . INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute
uneven fight. Inigo Montoya is our arena's best recognized Slasher.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (24-50-0,48) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563)
(26-17-2,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1
minute uneven match. I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's chief Basher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (20-22-0,21) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(29-37-1,45) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1
minute one-sided match. I am sorry to report that Dirty Diapers has been voted this
turn's least popular combatant.
I have no doubt that we will meet again in a fortnight. Until then, Lord Protectors,
fare well!
Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 106 83 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 122 66 0 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 81 80 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 76 1 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 69 55 2 190 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 51 94 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 38 0 183 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAJETAN 7-6036 28 39 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 44 0 175 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 34 2 172 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 14 2 124 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 29 19 0 100 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 29 13 1 97 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 20 29 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LUNAR ECLIPSE 21-8159 23 18 0 87 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 25 50 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 25 0 72 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 12 0 62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 11 0 52 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 26 18 2 48 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 21 22 0 44 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 38 1 23 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED demolished SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES luckily beat RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR slimly won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.
BEDDER was overcome by RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 1 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 130 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 106 83 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 81 80 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 73 76 1 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 51 94 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 14 2 124 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 25 50 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 25 0 72 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 12 0 62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034,
SHADOWDANCER 20-132, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 51 94 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 12 0 62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 14 2 124 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 38 1 23 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 106 83 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 25 50 0 74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 29 19 0 100 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.