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Date   : 09/06/2016    Duedate: 09/19/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 131

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   41   24   2 63.1      DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 SENTINELS 7/354      188  209   3 47.4
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  531  394   2 57.4    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  270  333   5 44.8
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 DARQUE ANGEL 39/420  136  129   4 51.3    6-TWISTED SIST 72/413    4   12   1 25.0
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings to you, noble defenders!

With sorrow I must report that there were no challenges today.  Perhaps there would 
have been challenges, but the mail carrier failed to deliver them.  That is 
disgraceful!  As a messenger by profession, I am disgusted by this irresponsible 
practice of postmen not working on holidays.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (106-83-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) 
(36-38-0,183) of SENTINELS.  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ANZAHANZEK in a 5 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  1977 AMC Matador is our most renowned Wall of Steel, while 
Anzahanzek is the arena's favorite Parry-Strike.  Of course, the Matador is also 
Champion of the Horn.  Very well done, both of you!

BEDDER (18-10043) (51-94-3,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  BEDDER savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute gory 
melee.  Bedder is Storm Rock's overall popularity leader.  Bedder is this arena's top-
ranked Striker.

OBROJOBO (7-5869) (69-55-2,190) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (81-80-
0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute 
gory mismatched brawl.  Obrojobo is our most highly recognized Slasher, while Jello 
Knuckles is the top Total Parry.  Well done!  I must add that Obrojobo was voted this 
turn's favorite fighter.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (122-66-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched 
competition.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (73-76-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (28-
39-1,180) of SENTINELS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute gory mismatched match.  The Hyphen-Dash is the highest ranked Lunger, while 
Cajetan is the top Parry- Riposte.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (29-14-2,124) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) 
(0-0-0,110) of  .  INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute 
uneven melee.

THE SEAMSTRESS (81-986) (23-42-1,116) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  THE SEAMSTRESS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 
4 minute uneven fight.

RYAK RAZORSAW (81-597) (22-35-3,115) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150) of  .  RYAK RAZORSAW was overpowered by FLOYD in a 2 minute uneven match.  Mr. 
Razorsaw is nowour top-ranked Aimed Blow.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (29-19-0,100) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (26-18-2,48) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute 
fight.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (29-13-1,97) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (29-38-1,23) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SYE THE BEARDED demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a 1 minute mismatched match.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-25-0,72) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(25-50-0,74) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  CHATROOMMATE was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 
minute mismatched match.  Chatroommate is considered our best Parry-Lunge, while I'm 
Powerless is the top Basher.  Chatroommate was voted the least favorite fighter this 
turn, but I think such an opinion should not be taken to heart.

SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-12-0,62) of DARQUE KNIGHTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (21-
22-0,44) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHADOWDANCER was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 
1 minute mismatched conflict.

I must go now.  I have messages to deliver, holiday or no.  Good night, honored brave 
ones

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the ever-prepared 

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    107  83  0  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       123  66  0  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              70  55  2  204  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      74  76  1  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              52  94  3  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  39  0  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       81  81  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAJETAN 7-6036               28  40  1  173  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  39  3  168  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597         22  36  3  114  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        29  15  2  107  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986        23  43  1  103  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        30  19  0  102  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       30  13  1   99  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LUNAR ECLIPSE 21-8159        23  18  0   87  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        26  50  0   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-SISTER BEAR 9-5872           20  13  0   73  SPROUT OF IT (419)         ZUKAL
-BLUNT TRAUMA 75-1801         18  17  1   72  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          22  22  0   67  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        25  26  0   63  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         26  19  2   60  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          18  13  0   43  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        29  39  1   36  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ANZAHANZEK in a 5 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE SEAMSTRESS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 4 minute uneven fight.
RYAK RAZORSAW was overpowered by FLOYD in a 2 minute uneven match.
BURM WOLFSNARL beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute fight.
SYE THE BEARDED demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHADOWDANCER was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  15 -  0      32  |

Turn 131 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  107  83  0  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            70  55  2  204 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    74  76  1  200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            52  94  3  192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          36  39  0  186 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     81  81  0  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CAJETAN 7-6036             28  40  1  173 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597       22  36  3  114 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      26  50  0   84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      25  26  0   63 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OBROJOBO 7-5869.  The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM 
YOGA 42-4563, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, RYAK RAZORSAW 
81-597, THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CAJETAN 7-6036, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             70  55  2  204  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             52  94  3  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132         18  13  0   43  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       29  15  2  107  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       29  39  1   36  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   107  83  0  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       26  50  0   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597        22  36  3  114  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE