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Date : 09/06/2016 Duedate: 09/19/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 131
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 41 24 2 63.1 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 SENTINELS 7/354 188 209 3 47.4
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 531 394 2 57.4 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 270 333 5 44.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 DARQUE ANGEL 39/420 136 129 4 51.3 6-TWISTED SIST 72/413 4 12 1 25.0
DARQUE FORCES 31/318
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings to you, noble defenders!
With sorrow I must report that there were no challenges today. Perhaps there would
have been challenges, but the mail carrier failed to deliver them. That is
disgraceful! As a messenger by profession, I am disgusted by this irresponsible
practice of postmen not working on holidays.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (106-83-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204)
(36-38-0,183) of SENTINELS. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ANZAHANZEK in a 5 minute
mismatched Title fight. 1977 AMC Matador is our most renowned Wall of Steel, while
Anzahanzek is the arena's favorite Parry-Strike. Of course, the Matador is also
Champion of the Horn. Very well done, both of you!
BEDDER (18-10043) (51-94-3,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of . BEDDER savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute gory
melee. Bedder is Storm Rock's overall popularity leader. Bedder is this arena's top-
ranked Striker.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (69-55-2,190) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (81-80-
0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute
gory mismatched brawl. Obrojobo is our most highly recognized Slasher, while Jello
Knuckles is the top Total Parry. Well done! I must add that Obrojobo was voted this
turn's favorite fighter.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (122-66-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched
competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (73-76-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (28-
39-1,180) of SENTINELS. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory mismatched match. The Hyphen-Dash is the highest ranked Lunger, while
Cajetan is the top Parry- Riposte.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (29-14-2,124) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7)
(0-0-0,110) of . INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute
uneven melee.
THE SEAMSTRESS (81-986) (23-42-1,116) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . THE SEAMSTRESS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a
4 minute uneven fight.
RYAK RAZORSAW (81-597) (22-35-3,115) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150) of . RYAK RAZORSAW was overpowered by FLOYD in a 2 minute uneven match. Mr.
Razorsaw is nowour top-ranked Aimed Blow.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (29-19-0,100) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (26-18-2,48) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute
fight.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (29-13-1,97) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (29-38-1,23) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SYE THE BEARDED demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in
a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (25-25-0,72) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(25-50-0,74) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CHATROOMMATE was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1
minute mismatched match. Chatroommate is considered our best Parry-Lunge, while I'm
Powerless is the top Basher. Chatroommate was voted the least favorite fighter this
turn, but I think such an opinion should not be taken to heart.
SHADOWDANCER (20-132) (18-12-0,62) of DARQUE KNIGHTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (21-
22-0,44) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHADOWDANCER was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a popular
1 minute mismatched conflict.
I must go now. I have messages to deliver, holiday or no. Good night, honored brave
ones
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the ever-prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 107 83 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 123 66 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 70 55 2 204 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 74 76 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 52 94 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 39 0 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 81 81 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 28 40 1 173 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 39 3 168 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 36 3 114 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 15 2 107 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 23 43 1 103 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 30 19 0 102 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 30 13 1 99 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LUNAR ECLIPSE 21-8159 23 18 0 87 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 26 50 0 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-SISTER BEAR 9-5872 20 13 0 73 SPROUT OF IT (419) ZUKAL
-BLUNT TRAUMA 75-1801 18 17 1 72 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 22 22 0 67 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 26 0 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 26 19 2 60 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 13 0 43 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 39 1 36 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated ANZAHANZEK in a 5 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE SEAMSTRESS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 4 minute uneven fight.
RYAK RAZORSAW was overpowered by FLOYD in a 2 minute uneven match.
BURM WOLFSNARL beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute fight.
SYE THE BEARDED demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHADOWDANCER was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
Turn 131 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 107 83 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 70 55 2 204 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 74 76 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 52 94 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 39 0 186 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 81 81 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CAJETAN 7-6036 28 40 1 173 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 36 3 114 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 26 50 0 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 25 26 0 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was OBROJOBO 7-5869. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM
YOGA 42-4563, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, RYAK RAZORSAW
81-597, THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CAJETAN 7-6036, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 70 55 2 204 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 52 94 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 18 13 0 43 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 29 15 2 107 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 39 1 36 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 107 83 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 26 50 0 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 36 3 114 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE