AD
Date : 10/04/2016 Duedate: 10/17/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 133
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 45 23 2 66.2 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 SENTINELS 7/354 189 211 3 47.2
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 545 396 2 57.9 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 270 337 5 44.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 138 134 4 50.7 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 9 24 0 27.3
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I can't believe the violence in STORM ROCK! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for INIGO
MONTOYA? BIG LAKE BANDITS' proud of it after beating MAULI LAMA and getting 41
points. Talk about yer big time losers! MAULI LAMA got smashed by INIGO MONTOYA,
and lost 34 points! And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit
of...(!) Oh well, welcome OBROJOBO. Aren't SENTINELS proud. (Oh, my.) Is the
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. COLOR ME
SUAVE was STORM ROCK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there
some deep dark secret why BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' been avoiding COLOR ME SUAVE so much?
Or is it just that they're too scared?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All STORM ROCK ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. STORM ROCK is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby
Tonte
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 71 55 2 230 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 125 66 0 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 76 76 1 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 83 81 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 53 95 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 108 84 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 39 0 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAJETAN 7-6036 28 40 1 173 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 45 0 168 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 15 2 157 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 35 2 138 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 21 29 0 118 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597 22 35 3 114 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986 23 42 1 103 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 31 19 0 102 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 27 26 0 94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 24 22 0 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 31 14 1 89 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 28 19 2 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 29 0 73 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-CPT. BUZZY 20-65 20 9 2 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-K.O. 75-1920 20 8 1 69 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 19 8 1 67 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 26 52 0 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 41 1 61 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 14 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
MAGUVIAL 20-129 19 14 2 59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 12 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Argula Seeking Fringes! Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist. Fashion Columnist
Suggests Silk Tassels. This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant. Threaten to Bolt to
Seed!
Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me? (Any bonus for
long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula
Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia
Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by OBROJOBO in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued TELGOR in a exciting 3 minute melee.
BEDDER overpowered OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute gory duel.
MAULI LAMA was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
BARBAROSSA was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAGUVIAL was handily defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VLAD TEPES was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute gory brawl.
I'M POWERLESS was overcome by SOVEREIGN in a 2 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 17 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 133 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 71 55 2 230 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 125 66 0 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 76 76 1 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 83 81 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 53 95 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 35 2 138 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 21 29 0 118 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 27 26 0 94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE MAGUVIAL 20-129 19 14 2 59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
The least popular fighter this week was VLAD TEPES 81-1979. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, MAGUVIAL 20-129,
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 71 55 2 230 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 53 95 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 14 0 61 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 15 2 157 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 29 41 1 61 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 125 66 0 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 26 52 0 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 31 19 0 102 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 21 29 0 118 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE