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Date   : 10/04/2016    Duedate: 10/17/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 133

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   45   23   2 66.2      DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 SENTINELS 7/354      189  211   3 47.2
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  545  396   2 57.9    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  270  337   5 44.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 DARQUE AGES 81/335   138  134   4 50.7    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397       9   24   0 27.3
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in STORM ROCK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for INIGO 
MONTOYA?  BIG LAKE BANDITS' proud of it after beating MAULI LAMA and getting 41 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MAULI LAMA got smashed by INIGO MONTOYA, 
and lost 34 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome OBROJOBO.  Aren't SENTINELS proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  COLOR ME 
SUAVE was STORM ROCK's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' been avoiding COLOR ME SUAVE so much?  
Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All STORM ROCK ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  STORM ROCK is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              71  55  2  230  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       125  66  0  231  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      76  76  1  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       83  81  0  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              53  95  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    108  84  0  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  39  0  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAJETAN 7-6036               28  40  1  173  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  45  0  168  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        31  15  2  157  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  35  2  138  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        21  29  0  118  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-RYAK RAZORSAW 81-597         22  35  3  114  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SEAMSTRESS 81-986        23  42  1  103  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        31  19  0  102  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        27  26  0   94  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          24  22  0   93  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       31  14  1   89  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         28  19  2   81  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  29  0   73  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-CPT. BUZZY 20-65             20   9  2   71  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
-K.O. 75-1920                 20   8  1   69  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           19   8  1   67  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        26  52  0   66  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        29  41  1   61  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          19  14  0   61  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 MAGUVIAL 20-129              19  14  2   59  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  12  0   36  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Argula Seeking Fringes!  Try Alfalfa Sprouts, says Food Columnist.  Fashion Columnist 
Suggests Silk Tassels.  This Reporter Considers Both Irrelevant.  Threaten to Bolt to 
Seed!

Pocket News -- How much for a story about food poisoning caused by me?  (Any bonus for 
long term hospital stays in addition?) -- Arugula

Mauli Lama -- Nice try, youngster. -- Virginia

Anzahanzek -- I hate losing. -- The Upright Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by OBROJOBO in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued TELGOR in a exciting 3 minute melee.
BEDDER overpowered OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute gory duel.
MAULI LAMA was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
BARBAROSSA was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAGUVIAL was handily defeated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VLAD TEPES was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute gory brawl.
I'M POWERLESS was overcome by SOVEREIGN in a 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  17 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 133 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            71  55  2  230 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     125  66  0  231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    76  76  1  211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     83  81  0  207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            53  95  3  195 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 7-6292          25  35  2  138 SENTINELS (354)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      21  29  0  118 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      27  26  0   94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAGUVIAL 20-129            19  14  2   59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 
18-10043, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, OBROJOBO 7-5869, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

The least popular fighter this week was VLAD TEPES 81-1979.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, MAGUVIAL 20-129, 
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, OZAWINDIB 7-6212, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             71  55  2  230  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             53  95  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132         19  14  0   61  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       31  15  2  157  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       29  41  1   61  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      125  66  0  231  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       26  52  0   66  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       31  19  0  102  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       21  29  0  118  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE